Paul Scheer & Conan Are Baffled By “Look Who’s Talking” | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hi my name is Paul shear and I feel. sanguin about being Conan O'Brien's. friend I love the word sanguin sanguin. It's Not Over the Top which is nice no. it's it's uh and it also feels like it's. a word that if you don't know what it. means it feels maybe it's like uh a bad. word like it feel not like a sad word a. little yeah yeah sanguin sounds a little. like you're you're sad and in kind of a. sour way yeah but but but it it's not. say and also I'm GNA point out Paul yeah. that um and I am a big fan of yours and.

I admire you greatly so for you to say. that you're just sanguin about being my. friend uh istic optimistic it's a kick. in the crotch wow Jesus I you see to me. I'm com it's a death blow it's a dudo. death chop oh oh yeah I'm pressing to. you because I know your husband's a. karate expert but does he do Judo Judo. he does karate he does karate I'm trying. to come in not too high up and not too. low just say hey I I feel cautiously. optimistic you don't need to explain I.

think that's fair he's a psychopath I am. uh no excuse me sociopath oh sorry. there's a difference well you'll get. there I'm an aspirational sociopath I'm. a sociopath who's working very hard to. make it a. psychopath and I take night classes I'm. looking sanguin about your opportunities. so many people are able to make that. crossover and I think it's really. important very few of us have done it. just me and Bill Maher we're the only. two I'm so happy to be be Club random I.

I've seen uh I saw Bill Mah do that club. random and he has so many tissue boxes. around I'm like why is he blowing his. nose so much on air I'll tell you later. we'll talk later we have a lot to say. it's also why he's why is he wearing. tear away pants you. know um listen what the he's got a. I don't want to talk about this anymore. you brought I wish the man well I wish. the man well um stories about pel cases. that won make you upset but you know.

Paul yes and if I can call you Paul that. would be a great honor please yeah you. can do it okay um Paul uh I've always. enjoyed you and then I had a great. experience with you uh you and your. cohorts had me on your podcast yes I. want to say about five years ago on how. did this get made and I had an absolute. blast I believe we were talking about. the film look who's talking to yes where. uh more babies are talking I think in. that one even the dogs are talking or I. think everything's talking in animate. objects occasionally a chair will say.

look at that baby you know and um and I. think it was Danny am I right is it. Danny DeVito is the you may not remember. because you guys do so many movies we. watch so many bad movies but I believe. you're right I think it is Danny DeVito. and like Roseanne Bar might have been. the baby's name or not the baby's name. but the baby yeah and it's such a. strange concept because the babies are. talking but they also have uh. institutional knowledge about things. that only adults would have get I wish I.

had a cigar right now it's like you're. okay it's one. thing I'm sorry what's the concept again. you've lived a full life and you're. trapped in a baby's body or this is how. all babies speak that's what makes it so. upsetting because at one point they must. get amnesia right because they while. they can't speak they're thinking all. these horrible thoughts like oh look at. those boobs on that lady and it's like. oh God you know and you know it's like. give me a drink and it's like well and. then J can use a drink right now God I'd.

like to stop her and you think well you. you came out of you came out of the. uterus I think eight months ago they all. came out yeah they have this energy and. then the you know I get it for the dogs. dogs have been around when the dogs. start talking they've seen some stuff. dogs have seen stuff and they have a. memory that I think is passed on almost. genetically dogs have a wisdom and when. my dog looks at me he knows but no a the. fact that a baby is is like looking. around going like I'd like to grab that. yes and to me I give her the right of a.

lifetime and to me to have a movie where. you go in and picture it's like yeah the. babies are talking but then there's also. like this core like romance problem in. the center of it it is still about like. a husband and wife but they never. interact with the talking babies no the. babies are having their own subplot yeah. not connected to the adults at all right. right it absolutely like the babies are. on a telephone trying to get liquor from. the liquor store I haven't had a I. haven't had a drink in eight years how.

old are you 6 months I think I do think. in the third one cuz we did the third. one after you that they do s a crime the. babies do s a crime they see a burglar. come in and they set up a trap in their. baby language they're able to yeah. communicate in their baby language. meaning the language of people in their. 50s yeah but by the way they are. telepathically communicating because. they're not even speaking and they're. just looking at each other here's what. it's proof of if nothing else that if. this movie is the reality and I think it.

it it is a very truthful scientific. movie it was based in a lot of science I. believe that we are born in our highest. most elevated form and then we de evolve. as we get older because we can speak. telepathically we have uh long memories. of a rich sexual past even though we. don't really have our. secondary. sexist I do think there do you think. that there is something true to the fact. that babies can see ghosts because I've.

heard a lot of these stories that babies. and like young children they don't know. that they're not supposed to believe in. this stuff and when I was shooting this. movie in New Orleans once Tom lennin his. kid was about three years old and he. went down to Tia shoe and he started. talking to a person in the sewer grate. and it was a he's like oh and then and. occasionally all throughout his time in. New Orleans would see different people. and having conversations with them and. New Orleans is the most haunted city in.

the world I don't know like do you think. that his son is crazy or do you think. the kids can maybe see GH I think it's. New Orleans and people sometimes live in. sewer grates okay so you know and I. think there are other cities I think. Portland's one I mean I think there I. think there are certain cities where. Portland it's expensive to live in a. sewer gr you could get a nice sewer. grate for about. 1,500 I think the person in the sewer. grate was complaining to the little boy. that it was $22,000 a month to live in. the sewer grate but it's right on the.

park it's really nice though it's really. nice I barely spent time. here. park so I looked at so many sewers I. take the shower at the the sports club. it's great.