Matt Gourley Tells Conan & Sona About His Neighborhood’s “Piss Saga” | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

there's something strange going on in my. neighborhood and it's called Piss Saga. piss Saga yes I have nothing to do with. this I just want to put it out on the. record your okay what's let's paint the. picture your neighborhood of course is. in uh Pasadena yeah and there is an. electrical box on the side of the. freeway but it's it's on a Surface. Street near that little bakery that I. love that makes the oh sure I know it. well I don't know what you're talking. about I'm trying to explain it okay I'm. sorry on top of this electrical box for. the past 2 years someone has been.

putting bottles labeled human urine on. top of this electrical box what yes. since it's on Google Maps since 2022 I. have to shout out my sister-in-law Sarah. you guys know Sarah yeah she's been. following the Instagram of these two. guys Derek Milton and Grant yansura who. have been following this whole Saga and. it really escalates and she told me. about it but she didn't realize it's. like really close to where I live and. every almost every day there are. multiple bottles of urine in in like.

water bottles that say human urine on. them is it really urine well well this. is tast it and find out these guys. tested it and it is and they thought. maybe this was a drug drop off where. people are exchanging you know drug. urine for but they tested the urine and. it's drug-. free wait a minute well then hold it. hold it that makes sense because if you. want to pass a drug test you need you. need clean urine is it possibly that. this is a place for people to get that. the thing is they they go through this.

whole journey where they dress like. construction workers and put up field. cameras that are motion activated to. catch this guy or person whoever it is. they didn't know initially if it was. like just someone who might be mentally. ill or performance artist or a bear but. then they caught this oh my God look at. that that's the pisser that's the piss. artist who's clearly doing some kind of. installation however is he is he wearing. a stocking over his face clava yeah um.

does he see the camera there cuz it. looks like he's looking into the camera. camer he stole the camera and then went. and took the camera to San Diego because. they could follow the GPS on it he stole. the camera this is but now that is the. scariest that that's one of the scariest. photos I've seen in a long time it looks. a little like. you it's you know what Sona I see it. yeah yeah this whole thing is I just. want to confess.

if I was the piss guy I would bring it. up in a way of like oh my God they're. trying to catch the piss guy but I would. be the piss guy okay now this is going a. level deep because I actually this is. this is but by the way this is if anyone. cares to do it like a little documentary. well it's already happening with these. two guys they're making videos and. documenting to the point where I'm. starting to suspect they might be the. piss guys but that's the beauty of it. they they're really craftily making. these fun videos about them going to do.

the stuff so it's whether it's real or. not it's a beautiful piece of art with. it's kind of it's Banksy with urine yeah. it's it's piss Banksy yeah Banky piss or. yeah it should be Banks we because it's. we we Banks yeah guess who just got. fired I'm. sorry isn't that funny how you got how. how quickly someone can get fired come. on. banku doubling down huh it it have to be. Banks wee wee okay okay anyway sorry. welcome to the uh podcast that always.

raises the bar BS pee pee just go pee. pee it doesn't have to be wee wee wow. man you became so animated when we got. to the pp we we section suddenly. Sherlock Holmes is like let's crack. on what's interesting to me is yes you. raised an interesting point which is who. discovers this two very able. documentarians exactly yeah uh so it. could be them but it continues to unfold. it's still as of the recording of this. on September 16th just the other day.

presumably the city who has also. contracted a Hazmat company to come pick. up this urine occasionally that's your. tax dollar at work I know they built a. little aluminum pyramid on top of this. thing so you could not set anything on. it and then I was taking my daughter for. a bike ride I drove by it the aluminum. thing was shattered and there was like. five new bottles of piss on there well. now whoever is doing this I mean because. I don't know if it's a crime just to. leave urine around I hope not cuz.

wait a minute we all do it but anywayy. wait a minute no no oh like I'm GNA go. all the way to Pasadena to do this it's. littering lit ring no. just it's a silent G but uh rage oh if. you were a rapper you'd be hard G um I. uh that is so stupid and it's brilliant. at the same time no just. stupid God he's good who's speaking. stupid so piss this is interesting to me. that.

uh he's now guilty of. destroying you know city property I if. the city did that these guys that make. these videos are so funny and so good. you really should check out their. Instagram because they have them laid. out in Parts one through six guess what. let's try and get our listeners if. anyone's interested uh and lives in the. area let's get them on the case what if. the PE guy listens hey guys stop doing. it no or or tell us why cuz they've also. put interview boards like white boards. and questions for him saying why are. doing this is is an art installation.

whatever and the guy won't answer right. and yeah it's crazy wow and it's. unfolding as we speak how does he get. there he okay so this is the crazy part. it's the 134 he must pull off on the. side of the 134 and has to reach over a. concrete wall and put it on there and. there's a video of a hand coming down. and placing the piss bottles like chest. pieces like he's very delicately but. they had they catch that picture cuz. they had that they do the camera they. had had multiple cameras and at.

different times yeah and one of them got. stolen one of them didn't work why just. pee pee why not like poo poo like why. not hey Sona do me a favor take a little. time. out little just have some apple juice. take a time out and when you're and when. you're ready to join the rest why is it. just pee why isn't it just poop why. isn't it also poop why just pee I wonder. don't you wonder why do you keep. repeating it you keep saying the words. much more why just PE and no poo poo.

Okay You' have been spending a lot of. time with twin boys who are very young. and you're uh vocabulary has shrunk to. PE poo yes and no okay let's go back to. the piss. Saga sorry I I apologize we were talking. for bringing this conversation down. let's go back to the piss we were solely. urine focus when you took us into the. number one is fine number two not resp.

that's not cool oh okay I'm sorry that's. not cool everybody was so anyway I I'm. I'm interested to find out I'm kind of. interested I'm also thinking the time. and resources that are being spent by. both the uh as salant we'll call him and. the people who are on his Trail and now. we're getting more people involved and. there are real problems in the world but. this is the human mind we get distracted. by these little strange there's little. Eddies little whirling edes that. distract ra us from uh creating a real.

solar grid that will make us less energy. dependent and uh cut down our need for. fossil fuels but that will never happen. because we're on the we're on the the. trail of pee man you know I know and. Amanda sent me a post on the. neighborhood social media app which is. for you know neighborhoods and stuff. about a woman concerned about it saying. here's the email of the city person we. need to all write him and tell them to. make the stop too so it's on the radar. of the city now is it close to someone's. house like is it hurting anybody it's.

you know what it's very close to Merill. stream's house no oh my God that's not. cool she's one of her she's probably our. best uh greatest actor she shouldn't be. anywhere near strange Eran what you're. saying is is not controversial I know I. just had to take a stand you know what. I'm tired of I'm tired of people saying. Merl Street can't act her way out of a. paper bag I'm tired of it yeah and I. won't have she is the great probably the. greatest actress of her generation and I. don't think uh strange bottles of urine. should be anywhere in the vicinity of.

someone of that unless she is in fact. the piss no no we're not doing. that it near her house no one's catching. it not doing it she should have cameras. around her house not doing it yeah she's. the piss artist no don't like it not. cool I'm shutting it down I'm shutting. it down and I'm ashamed of both of you. okay and I Rise because you two. fall well this has been a huge waste of. time but it's your fault cuz you tuned. into this. podcast question uh where can people see.

these photos that you're talking about. if people want to see these photos and. who wouldn't go to the Instagram. accounts of Derek Milton and Grant Yen. syrup spelled like the. condiment there's no such condiment as. Yan syrup syrup but what's the his name. is Grant Yan. syrup but what about the first the. condiment Yen. syrup oh hello I'm going to be my pants.

hello guilty hello guilty hello. Wendy's Wendy's driveth through. person I've got ketchup I've got mustard. I've got may there's no Yen. syrup what's going on.