Matt Gourley Scripted A Podcast Segment Using AI | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

the other day my wife was messing around. with chat. GPT actually the way that she's having. an affair with chat. GP I saw your wife and chat. gbt at a restaurant and they were very. cozy I know yeah I know they were. canoodling I got a lot of texts yeah uh. but it made me think let's see what AI. thinks we are the three of us oh that's. a good idea I said I want you to do a. little scripted segment like we normally. do for the intro or the segment of a.

show sure and so we're going to read. those now as ourselves oh how fun let's. do it and you know what I'm betting this. is a because chat gbt has become very. sophisticated so this don't read ahead. no I won't so here's here's what it says. to this may be a viable way to do the. show from now on if it's close enough to. reality okay AI says here's a playful. podcast segment featuring banter between. Conan O'Brien sonum messian and MC. gorley capturing their Dynamic from. Conan O'Brien needs of friend this is so. far fantastic yeah upbeat music Fades. out mhm action all right we're back I'm.

here with my assistant son messian who. let's face it barely qualifies as an. assistant at this point Jesus that's. good oh we're starting like this today. okay. great says laughs laughs yeah and we've. got Matt gorley who I'm not sure what. you do exactly Matt but you're here and. that's enough for me that's really all. anyone can ask of me Conan I'm like a. house plant low maintenance but. occasionally you wonder why I'm still. here right a house plant that somehow. manages to insult me every episode it's.

a delicate art like Bonsai wait hold on. Conan are you complaining about someone. insulting you you Mr I never go more. than 10 seconds without roasting someone. well Sona it's different when I do it. I'm a master of the form it's like. Michelangelo chiseling David when Matt. does it it's more like dot dot dot. someone trying to fix a broken lawn. mower with a fork wow I can actually. picture that just Jam the fork into the. carburetor and hope for the best.

this metaphor has already gone off the. rails but now I'm invested in Matt's La. lawnmower repair business Matt would you. wear coveralls with your name. embroidered on them oh absolutely and. they'd be oddly clean for someone who. fixes lawnmowers okay okay we need to. focus when did I become the Angry Dad in. a sitcom oh I think CU you say that. often before you introduce the guest. okay we need to focus can we talk about. something that matters like how I think. I would make a phenomenal Disney PR.

what no this is the kind of fantasy. we're really diving into today huh yes. I've thought about it imagine me in a. forest maybe singing birds landing on my. shoulders the birds would immediately. fly away and probably sue you for. emotional distress this is why I can't. have a real conversation with you two. I'm just trying to picture myself in a. soft velvet tunic cuning to a deey. woodland creature and you're ruining it. listen if a woodland creature saw you. coming it would just pretend to be a. rock until you. left that's that's pretty good you know.

what forget it I'm going to write my own. animated film where I'm the Prince and. you two are cursed objects that follow. me around but can't speak great I'd love. to play an old broken lawn mower it. seems fitting I'll be a fork perfect now. that's a movie End you know what I'm. going to say this isn't this is usable. it's not too far off no I mean they got. our Dynamic right which is that I am. clearly chat GP knows that um I'm an.

egomaniac yeah I need to be in control I. have crazy Flights of Fancy and that you. two. are kind. of quizzical about my lyrical and uh. verbal Misadventures right the great. thing about this is that you can go back. and do revisions using tweaks and I made. a tweak something that you and I have. long been wanting on this show not hear. what it is and just we guess what it is. later yeah okay upbeat music Fades out. all right right we're back and today I'm.

going to do something a little different. no jokes no roasts roasts just straight. up sincerity hold on is this a trap yeah. Conan being nice I'm suspicious I assure. you it's not a trap I just want to take. a moment to say how truly amazing you. both are wow this is unexpected did you. hit your head on something no no head. injuries just a genuine appreciation. Sona you are the most indispensable part. of this show your wit your timing and. even your ability to keep me in check. it's all. invaluable okay now I'm really suspicous. supicious are you planning to fire Us in.

need to soften the. blow you don't talk that way no no I. mean it you're the glue that holds. everything together the fact that you. handle all the chaos with such Grace and. humor is nothing short of remarkable oh. I'm feeling pretty good about this but. I'll wait for the other shoe to drop and. Matt let me tell you your creativity and. humor are Beyond impressive you bring. such a unique energy to this show your. ability to turn a simple conversation. into something special is a rare Talent. thanks Conan I don't think I've never. heard you speak like this before I'm.

almost waiting for a punchline there's. no punchline I promise you're both. incredible at what you do Matt your. insights and quick wit Elevate every. conversation and Sona your ability to. keep everything grounded and running. smoothly is unmatched and let's not. forget while we do have our moments of. roasting each other it's all part of. what makes this show work your. contributions are crucial to Our Success. I guess this is a nice change of pace. I'm almost feeling warm and fuzzy and. side me too almost makes me want to give.

you a hug. Conan easy there no hugging required I. just wanted to make sure you both know. how much I appreciate you this is a team. effort and I couldn't do it without you. now let's get back to doing what we do. best having fun and making people laugh. and who knows maybe next time I'll try. to be nice again we'll hold you to that. absolutely and if not we'll just keep. roasting you until you come. around deal now let's get back to the.

show. y that was a good edit mattk you the. best that was. awful did it hurt you to say that stuff. oh no no not at all you know I love you. both but it's funny because chat GPT. does pick up yeah on the intent and the. Rhythm and then but it's it's that thing. I've always said it's an alien who's uh. seen pictures of hamburgers only and. then made a hamburger and you bite into. it and you're like there's something. very wrong here and the alien would say.

no it is hamburger just as I have seen. it in over 10 billion images like I know. it just doesn't in quiet human cheese. Hamburger wait why are you using. Elizabethan language if you're an alien. Elizabethan. alien got one more with just a final. tweak nothing too important okay I'm. actually really enjoying these a lot I. think they're really fun upbeat music. Fades out and action all right welcome. back to the show today we're diving into. two of the most I franchises in cinema.

history James Bond and Star. Wars you I've got soness and Matt. gley here and we're about to geek out. over some classic favorites oh I'm so. ready for this I mean who doesn't love. James Bond and Star Wars they're. practically the definition of cool I've. been a bond fan since I was a kid. there's something so thrilling about. those high stakes missions and the. gadgets and don't get me started on Star. Wars It's a galaxy far far away and.

that's just endlessly fascinating by the. way that sound you hear is chaty PT. shooting. itself I can't take it this is. right I think the cool factor is the big. draw for both Bon Suave style and Star. Wars epic Space Adventures it's like the. ultimate mix of sophistication in. imagination absolutely I've always. admired how Bond manages to look so. effortlessly classy while driving an. Aston Martin off a cliff and then of. course Star Wars gives us the Millennium. Falcon and lightsaber duels it's a great.

balance speaking of gadgets remember. when Bond had that watch with a laser in. it I wanted one so badly and then you've. got Star Wars with droids like R2D2 and. bb8 those are gadgets I'd really love to. have you know what I'm not going to do. the rest of this there's like a page and. a half left keep going this is awful you. coward okay um yeah the idea of having a. Droid do your bidding sounds amazing. imagine having R2-D2 just follow you. around handing you all the annoying T. handling all the annoying tasks oh R2. please make sure I don't forget my keys. again just imagine a crossover James.

Bond in space fighting off the Empire. with Martini in it he'd definitely have. some clever gadgets to disable the star. death star's laser while wearing a. perfectly tailored suit no need to thank. me just saving the Galaxy in style oh my. God does this keep going while we're at. it let's have a scene where Bond teams. up with Han Solo they could have a. high-speed chase through an asteroid. field with Bond's gadgets and hans's. piloting skills I'm already sold oh my. God there's a full page left I'm already. sold Bond and H solo the ultimate.

dynamic duo and don't forget chewbaca. and. Q did make a great team too chewy this. is Q I've got some gadgets that will. make your W Roar and what about adding a. Little Star Wars flare to Bond's Arsenal. why you still trying a lightsaber watch. perhaps or a Droid that's also a Master. of Disguise hahaa this crossover is. getting better by the minute I'm just. imagining the new catchphrase Bond Star. Wars Bond perfect it's got everything. action adventure and a touch of. Intergalactic sophistication. and the best part is we get to imagine.

all these epic scenarios while watching. our favorite movies it's like the. Ultimate Fan Fantasy absolutely whether. it's Bond's world of Espionage or Star. Wars epic Space Battles we're like we're. lucky to have such amazing universes to. dive into here's to many more years of. thrilling adventure. cheers a crossover a John James Bond. Star Wars cross did you say did you put. into J chat GPT way too long I I I.

edited this down believe it or not you. edited this down I did yeah I didn't. change any wording but I edited it down. oh my God that was awful God I think I. just asked what if Sona Matt and uh. Conan discussed James Bond and Star Wars. as if they all liked it I have a. question AI is going to get very good at. simulating our voices soon they already. already it's done okay yeah so what do. we doing. here well this this is the content. you're going to get you're okay with. that no not that but I mean the first.

and no the content isn't there yet but. what are we a year away when are we all. being replaced I'm sorry when are you. all being replaced and I as soon as. you're ready get all the money do we get. the check wait we don't even get the. paycheck no you get nothing but it's. weakness well I don't know you got to. cough up no didn't Scarlet O'Hara. Scarlet O'Hara going Jesus where is that. going Scarlet O'Hara huh where is that. headed where did that go didn't Scarlet. Jo Hanson like win a.

Los up all night my daughter had me up. all night didn't Scarlet. Johansson are you okay oh my God this is. the part chat GPT can't recreate he's. broken human breaks yes. humans chat GPT doesn't understand yeah. I turned a computer on at 5: in the. morning it doesn't give a it just. does its job didn't she win some core. battle where they couldn't use her voice. in it's just her voice but they said yes. to everything else really yeah us no I'm.

lying I'm so what court what court would. say you can't use Scarlett Johansson but. you can use everyone else yeah no you I. that would actually be my dream is I. just do nothing and then you have to. send me a check dream. achieved mission accomplished Banner to. this four decades I love Sona like if. there was only some way I could give. very little and still make money oh boy.

maybe. tomorrow all right everybody there you. go that's a sad look at the future a sad. chilling look at the future our. overlords.