Matt Gourley’s Anti-Inflammatory Is Making Him Loopy | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

I sit here with my companions my Chums. my pals son of obsession hello hello and. uh Matt gorley Now Matt I'm told that. you're a little loopy today because. you're on some kind of powerful. medication what's going on I mean look. at him. you've got a very different posture than. normal seriously what's happening what's. up Groove bones. yes Groove Bones the name I've always. wished I had uh well I found out I have. tennis elbow and so they put me on some. anti-inflammatories that making me feel.

pretty good okay can you tell me exactly. what the medication is. indomethacin does that sound familiar. that was outlawed years ago. hey you're funny yeah what's tennis. elbow and I I'm sure everybody knows. what it is I I didn't know I mean I've. heard it but it's just I think it's an. inflammation of the tendons in your. elbow and do you play tennis no why. would you call it tennis elbow okay what. have you been doing what do you want me. to call it um collecting old.

typewriter's elbow yes what did you have. you uh been over using that arm I. cleared everything out of our garage by. myself box after box and wife threw you. out huh yeah again okay well so you're. on these powerful anti-inflammatories. what are these side effects do you feel. drowsiness drowsiness yeah okay so I do. you do what you feel that okay are you. gonna be able to drive home no okay okay. well give it a shot could one of you.

guys give me a ride I could easily call. you an Uber but part of me thinks we. need things to talk about on the podcast. well why don't you drive home in this. condition. and just see what happens the loopiest. I've been have I told you this I may. have mentioned this but the first time. that I had a procedure and they gave me. a Twilight drug oh yeah. mentioned that a few times okay but did. I tell you how um my wife had to come. pick me up she had to walk me home and I. just was a child I was a child I was on.

this Twilight drug and this is in New. York and so we had to walk like 15. blocks and she was like holding my hand. and leading me back to the apartment. that's cute like I was a baby and then I. just looked at her at one point and I. said I want to go to McDonald's. like a kid would yeah and so she took me. to McDonald's and I was as happy as I've. been in my adult life I would love to go. to McDonald's yeah because there's. something about it was so Primal I just. wanted. comfort food and I went back to my. childhood love my wife she did a nice. thing she took me to McDonald's and she.

said sit here and don't move I remember. that don't move. and I swear to God she put like you know. like a burger king crown on me or. something did she get you a Happy Meal I. don't think she got me a Happy Meal I. think she got me a quarter pounder but. she got me a shake you dip your chicken. mcnugs and your shake is that an. euphemism yeah you're a freak did you. put your balls in the shoes. well I did that. just be clear is all I'm asking you is.

that a thing. that's a common thing it's called tea. bagging yeah tea bagging Grimace. um it's called the ultimate tea bag. himself yeah yeah his Grimace still used. do they still have the characters that. we grew up watching. like Hamburglar they're all gone yeah. remember there were some that actually. went away early on because there's mayor. mcchees and there's the police Burger. guy right but they got rid of them I.

love those characters yeah and the fry. guys I know Ronald's gone but they got. rid of everybody Ronald's gone Ronald's. not gone well you don't see him no you. don't see him in uh commercials anymore. yeah when was the last time you saw. Ronald McDonald good question I saw him. at Costco the other day okay well maybe. you should hey man when you when you're. not as inflamed man hey man hey thanks. for being here chongs nice to have you. truth. I'll tell you the truth I'm happy to. tell you you know this is just an anti.

inflammatory it you're not on LSD. this is just such a lightweight you're. such a lightweight it's incredible this. is taking me back to when we did the. summer s'mores and you had a little bit. of a drink and started trying to kiss me. on my left nipple. and I was like you literally have the. equivalent of a rum flavored cough drop. and now you've got your hand on my upper.

thigh oh my God Joe who works here at. the show and is working in this very. room often Joe today asked me seriously. she said are you on Adderall because. she's so cool and she said she is she. said and she wasn't joking she said are. you on Adderall and I said no and she. said okay so what is it and I said no. this is because she was talking about. how energetic and talkative I am yeah. and I said this is just who I am and she. went okay okay she asked if I was on. Adderall now the reason she said I want.

to try and be a little more like you and. I said because Joe is so cool she is so. cool and laid back and kind of. effortlessly like when you're like that. everyone thinks you're the coolest. person in the room and said Joe you. don't want to be like me I want to be. like you and I can't but she asked me if. I was on Adderall I would was shocked. when I found out your comedy comes from. a sober place. I thought like your writer's room was. just like you guys are all lighting up.

joints and you're just like you know. you're pretty straight I'm like oh. that's coming from a real sober Place. well not a healthy place but a sober. Place yeah I know but you make perfect. you make perfect uh oh I'm sorry. um I think yeah I think Matt just fell. asleep she did not you're fine how long. we've been going well we've been going a. little while but anyway I think we uh. realized an important thing yeah which.

is uh we all love different kinds of. fast food I'll go with Wendy's and that. you are a lightweight and that your. minutes from your heart stopping you. need to guess. I mean you are really looping out right. now did you just snort it out stuff from. your face you made me snot okay I made. you snot you manufactured the mucus and. maybe I said something that made you. expel it from your nose but I didn't. make you snot you you had it how long.

does tennis elbow last I hope a long. time. oh my God this is a different man I. don't know about I'm enjoying it well I. want I want me some of this stuff I'm. gonna go to my doctor tonight to say. I've got tennis elbow you know what I'm. gonna do I'm gonna go out and buy a. brand new tennis racket it's going to. still have the price tag on it and I'll. go when I go I've got tennis elbow I. need the anti-inflammatory. oh doc hello. you'll say why are you holding that. racket it hasn't even been taken out of.

the packaging yet. I was on the court I really uh had a. good game.