Matt Gourley Reads Explicit Conan Fan Fiction | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

I need to talk about what happened to me. on Saturday because I hosted the. Pasadena Armenian Festival oh wow oh God. no no I'm no I was just curious I was. just curious who they got after I turned. them. down and then I turned them down yeah oh. then you yeah they called me and I was. like well I can't do it and then gorley. was like no thanks which was really rude. no thanks I had a legitimate excuse so. this is exciting what happened I had. posted it up on Instagram that I was. going to be at this thing to just kind. of help promote it and I had a few of.

our fans who aren't even Armenian come. to the festival to come meet me oh. that's cool which was honestly really. cool I so so these are non Armenians. coming to an Armenian Festival yes wow. and uh and see what did I tell you long. ago we I have no idea we unify people oh. we do we bring people together okay this. is uh just say yes you're right sure. yeah okay yes you're right.

evidence is there cuz the country seems. pretty unified yeah I brought us. together so can I can I give a shout out. to a couple people who came sure Daniel. came with his girlfriend Michelle. Daniel's a fan Michelle doesn't listen. so we could just forget Michelle well. then what the did you bring her up. for what's wrong with her if he's. listening what is she doing just. plugging her ears and then Maryann and. Dean came okay this so they came came.

all the way from I think the Midwest. they they drove all the way out here. they not for me specifically they came. for something else but then I was like a. stop so I'm just going to tell myself it. was for for me no no they didn't drive. from the Midwest to go to an Armenian. Festival no they didn't but they they. did let's just say they did um but they. so Dean and Maran I met them they're. lovely people Dean I find out writes. fanfiction about you he WR he writes it. about a lot of things but he also writes.

lot of Conan O'Brien specific fanfiction. wow I'm not I have to say I am not. familiar with the genre of fanfiction. I've heard about it but I'm not familiar. with what it actually entails so he's. writing fictitious things that happened. to me but you're leaving out a major. descriptor okay it's explicit erotic fan. it's erotic it's erotic fan that doesn't. surprise me oh it it I am an erotic I am. an erotic character you're thinking. erotic oh aren't they the same yeah.

um I uh I think I have I exude to. sexuality it's funny you say that cuz I. was like really Conan and I'm like he's. just you know he's very he's like I was. like you know I was talking to Dean and. Maran and I said he's just a very kind. of repressed got this repressed Catholic. energy and he said a lot of the. fanfiction that he writes comes from you. like coming out of your repression break. breaking out breaking out of your. repression see this guy gets me his name.

is Dean yes okay let me let me tell you. something when someone's repressed if. anything it means there's more Sexual. Energy because it's trapped it is I. guess you're right you're right so when. you say like I never think of you as. you're so repressed yes yes a volcano. just before it. blows shooting its hot lava God come on. oh God no uh oh I now I'm thinking I. know what gor's up to cuz he's looking. at his phone.

and he either either there's a 1940s hat. sale in the area my. erotic oh wow a Hamburg I mean I I. looked at just the descriptions I said. pass I can't do it I'm going to take us. through some of these I'm confused. because they seem to be only kind of. like introductions to these stories for. instance here's one by the way there's. this is a short introduction but there's. a ton of tags on this like nipple. licking oh god um not looking for. constructive criticism mut porn with.

feelings. okay here it is receiving an. autograph and a hug from her giant. Ginger Idol following a live taping of. Conan O'Brien needs a friend would have. been more than enough for Lily but after. he waves goodbye to the crowd she. realize Conan left a lot more than his. signature. behind what does that mean you don't. listen you know see you never read I. love yeah but what does that mean I. think you on the autograph I no I. think he like left his info and then. they had like a yeah diant after talking.

about she's supposed to code his DNA you. said you thought he you're going down an. awful Road I am meeting these people at. their level let me remind you of some of. these tags first of all this is not. fiction I remember. Lily teasing Dirty Talk face. wait wait wait this is read so you. can click on any of these and it will. lead to something about me in that. scenario or there's just tons and tons. of these he's he's got his his the.

website is can I just say the website so. people can go read it the Let's help. this guy the website is called Archive. of Our own.org and he's drh paints and. he's got a lot of Conan specific. fanfiction okay I do think and it's. erotica it's it's it's a lot of erotica. and it's very explicit because that's. the fun part about fanfiction recently. engaged Conan enjoys a low-key. celebration with fiance Natasha at a Red. Sox game where they get frisky in one of.

the VIP Suites yes a bunch of things. here um I am married her name's not. Natasha uh and I've never been invited. to a Red Sox VIP Suite nor the Affleck. are always in there yeah after an. aggravating day alongside detective. Terry Seattle when asked to question. another of captivating Keith's former. assistants Conan finds the enchanting. Eden has more than a few tricks up herly. yes this is fun stuff and I think it's. very flattering I mean like you know. there was an entire movie series The.

after movie series that was based on. fanfiction written about Harry Styles. like it's it you know I mean I'm I'm I. just you think there's movie Material. here I'm just saying I'm like I I just. think it's very flattering when people. choose you as like a main character in. any sort of literary kind of take they. have on anything this might be one of. the best things that's ever happened to. me oh I don't okay maybe went too far. after getting a taste of the submissive. lifestyle while filming Without Borders.

in Berlin Conan seeks out dominatrix. Miss Andrea to fulfill his fantasies you. know what that's this person knows your. stuff we' we've talked about I shot a. dominatrix segment uh in Berlin and um. I'm still in pain from it oh I see these. are leadings to the full you have to. kind of Click through to get to the. whole story these are just the beginning. here's a good one Conan attends his 4th. High School reunion where he finds out. Loi a fellow former student turned. Brookline history teacher secretly pined.

after him in their youth oh co it's. called not too late it is too. late it's way too late it should be. called way too late their hips clicked. as they. entwined eventually my skin hurts said. Conan what was that said his sexual. partner I can't hear you CU of my. oldness.

ow it hurts Conan. yelled peeing pure blood into the. toilet oh my God oh my. God know LLY nodded eyeliner making her. gaze appear Smoky yet skittish yeah yeah. that sounds great uh Conan's tongue wet. his lips my hotel lips I'm done I can't. I can't I can't I can't read it no no. this is I can't hear it on we but I'm.

glad someone is finally seeing me as a. sexual being cuz I've been ignored too. long in that category and that's just. what a sexual person would say for far. too long my sexual ay has not been seen. said the Dynamo the loio oh my God oh my. God no but Matt if you keep reading it. I'm going to burn this entire building. down to.

stalling at her clavicle con oh my God. Conan. Rose wait say it again mouth stalling at. her clavicle what does that mean like I. think you're working your mouth you're. working your weight oh I should read the. line before I here okay here we go. unsure I'm always unsure in these. situations what's happening unsure. precisely when Conan sprang her breasts. free loli wasn't complaining as he. tweaked a nipple will you face I like it. kind of rough a dainty Palm glove to his.

burgeoning erection over his boxers and. Conan rotated his hips how rough are we. talking how rough do you want it mouth. stalling at her clavicle Conan Rose eyes. and ocean churning with uncertainty and. craving excuse me. ma'am how rough do you like it no. blinking exhalations audible loly stud. studied him in silence features set I. want to oh I can't can I just say one. thing can I say one I just wanted to can. I can can I say one thing I always pause.

at the clavicle do you that's your move. that's your signature move my signature. move is the clavicle pause uh oh my God. this is I'm not going to read I'm you. have to St I'm going to punch. your face. you literally canot St turned on he's. getting turned on I didn't know you had. a fork to dick okay we have away it's. actually it's more of a sport it needs. to stop now I'm just saying thiskk. in Aon it's good for if you want yogurt.

after salad we'll take a break we'll be. right back I'm stopping you you got I'm. not starting me I'm not going to read. this this stuff is well then stop you. keep you keep Doom scolling going read. it out loud I want to know what's going. on just put it down man step away from. the phone you command of your facilities. of your faculties I need to I need to. leave I quit I have to quit right now. first of all you brought this up I'm. done and you gave this person a forum.

I know he was really nice and his. girlfriend was really nice and I thought. hey this is fun you know what it's nice. to be. appreciated let's put it that way okay. and can you guys just be quiet I'm. trying to read oh God okay I'm I'm going. to end the segment yes but uh thank I'm. glad that you hosted The Armenian Mama. event it's a Pasadena Armenian Festival. yes yes yes it was a lovely day yeah it. sounds like these people really care. about your culture.

sona's there we can read her our. smut um well anyway thanks for caring. and for sharing.