Maria Bamford Performed In A “Star Trek” Traveling Show | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

there was something that popped in your. book that was so because. everybody I've talked to so many. comedians uh on either on late night but. especially on this show and they talk. about these early jobs they've had. and people have had some really crazy. jobs but you had one that you talk about. in the book where it's it's early you're. trying to get into Show Business it. hasn't quite jelled in standup yet and. you get this gig doing some kind of a. Star Trek.

show Deep Space 9 Deep Space 9 but it's. a live show that you did at a mall yes. what and okay Paramount had a subsidiary. named uh paramont Parks so I'm sure has. been dissolved uh and a man named Stan. ran it and um he it's always a Stan Stan. Stan would tell us about fantastic new. gigs uh we're we're doing a jack of the. Brocks promotion uh do you and a Kling. on want to go out and um we drive out to.

Pomona and uh uh stand around saying. things like greetings I'm major Lanka of. the planet beour. and get the away from me so you had. to memorize you had to memorize all this. stuff uh well I it was I can sometimes. be half ass when it comes to certain. jobs so standup I really care about but. that one I I know I could have gone deep. into the bouran uh history and uh star. track itself I did not didn't were you.

in makeup and stuff too yes I don't know. this is my genetic makeup do you speak. of oh spirit. gum oh so you had to if if any kids said. to you hey nice mask you'd have to say. mask of what do you speak Earth creature. that kind of stuff yes oh yes well. that's what I did no one told me to do. it did you go oh did natural bedal gift. and and what is the uh and you go in the. book you talk about going off script a.

bit which was really funny well because. the I did read a little bit about the JN. and it turned out they were kind of what. I felt like it was sort of the World War. II Jewish experience of that uh realm. and so um and this is sci-fi it's not. real but you decided to go deep into. that and then bring that to the mall and. tell kids about it is that my parents. the last I saw from them I was in the. Attic of my parents house house yes we.

had. houses we were not animals oh you have a. wrinkly face we are not too different. you and I and I I was playing with my. paper dolls and yet all I have left is. my parents is this bloody paper doll I. heard their. screams you were saying this to kids at. a mall listen listen hey lady I just. want some jolli beef yeah yeah yeah I. got I got a 45 minute shift.

I got to keep their attention we're in. the F oh that would have my. attention our whole race was. destroyed oh oh you think I should be. with a fangi oh because you'd like to. see what would come out from. us what what child we would. have hey Sona think of all the amazing. things in life that are expressions of. just you yeah I mean like the chocolate. that you had on your face when you came.

in cuz you just ate that what was it you. were eating I was eating a giant cookie. giant cookie yeah and that's so Sona. okay or that's song You Stream over and. over again that's just so you what's. that song For You Twinkle Twinkle Little. Star yeah it is for my boys not me still. it's nice okay or you know that podcast. that comedy podcast you just got to. listen to yeah Conan O'Brien needs a. friend exactly is that what you listen. to in your spare time I love it. everything that makes you you makes all. the difference stay believes Insurance.

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eligibility may vary think of all the. emotional damage you did think of all. the kids out there right now that are. going to be standups and write books. like yours because they went to the mall. one day oh there's a fun alien how dare. you look at. me I was molested by a Gro. guard nine tentacles it was.

ah yes even though I felt a little. pleasure that. pleasure oh wait a minute what well you. kind of liked it some the confusion of. the trauma is that you can't feel the. shame of. pleasure we've got to get this to the. Star Trek people this is good stuff this. is very good stuff no but I I I want to. acknowledge that uh the Star Trek it it. is a it is a real world and I did not. mean to poop on it.

well I don't think you did okay I think. you it's not like when you do a show you. have to acknowledge the the native land. that you're on it's fair game no you do. a Star Trek too you need to acknowledge. this was all taken from Jean Roddenberry.