Kevin Nealon & Conan Plan A Road Trip | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Have you ever been scrolling uh on. Instagram and you come across these um. posts that are people dying? No, I. haven't seen those at all. What are you. talking about? What's up with your. algorithm? I know. What are you talking. about? Is there Oh, is that why I keep. getting you? You must have chosen. something similar to that to get that. Oh my god, that's embarrassing. I got to. go through my Instagram. I'm not on. Instagram. Go through um You're not on. Instagram films on Instagram. So, so. this is what is it people dying? Do. people take videotape of people in their.

last moments? Some sick like, you know, person who happens to have those cameras. on the freeway or whatever and a guy. hitting in a truck and that Oh, that's. called Faces of Death, I think. Well, it's like that. Yeah, it's So, it's. someone who's trying to get across the. train tracks just in time, but the train. hits them and there's a camera where. they're pushed, you know. And then there. was this one I just saw yesterday. I. watched it like 10 times. It is a a guy. with one of those um suits that jumps. off the cliff, a squirrel, you know, a. squirrel suit. And he's going far. He's.

going far and he's fast. And he goes. right by the camera and then down in the. canyon and smack right into a wall. And this is a real person. Yeah. So, and. you know, you watch these and now the. algorithm knows this is what she wants. You're going to keep getting these. You're going to keep getting people. dying. Yeah. And you know what? I got. rid of my squirrel suit right after. seeing you. Okay, I did. I seriously, man. And I wasn't going off high cliffs. I was like going off the couch and. stuff. All right. Well, this was that.

guy, you know. Unbelievable. Take a. break. We'll be right back. Unbelievable. No. No. You watched it 10. times. I don't know how many times it. was cuz I couldn't believe it. Another. one was um these people up on I hate the. cliffs. Anything high up on a cliff. Yeah. Somehow it lands in front of me. at this guy and this woman. The woman. jumps off like she's free falling and. she's going to pull her shoot, but she. kept falling and falling and then the. two guys look at each other on top,

shake their head, and they look over the. cliff and she's gone. No squirrel suit, nothing. Wait, so she jumped off? Why. did she jump off with nothing? I don't. know. It was like, you know, maybe she. thought there was a bungee cord or. something attached to her. Um, some of. these might be fake, too. You should. look out for. Also, sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry to bring. the bad news. Also, can I point out the. thing that sticks to me in that story is. you say, "Woman jumps off a cliff. Two. friends are watching her fall and then.

they just look at each other and shake. their head." That's the reaction you. give when you want almond butter. You. open the refrigerator. Ah, there's. peanut butter but no almond butter. Shake your head and shut the door. That. is not an accurate reaction. I think. you're one of the two guys cuz that's. the reaction you would have. Like, no. No, didn't happen. I don't like any of. this. I don't want to watch someone die. If I want to see someone die, I'll check. out your set at the Laugh Factory. We'll. take a break. We'll be right back. And. wait a second. Zim Zam Zoom. A zim. zamang zam zoom. Let's back up. Let's.

back up to something when you're. finished with your silly childish. I'm. sorry. Look at me. Uh, that's what. you're doing. I guess I'm the only guy. that says look at I know your style. What's that? I know exactly what a. little bit about my style. I've been. listening to you lately uh lately since. I stopped. We've been friends since. 1988. No, but I think there's something. to you now. I um I know you're I know how you work. I know you're just waiting for somebody. to say something so you could just run.

with some like venting bit and Sona is. just encouraging you to keep going and. then it dies down and then there's a. last minute thought. You go back into it. again and the guest is just sitting. there and the whole whack pack is. laughing at you and you believe it. Let. me get this straight. You're saying, "I. know how you work. I know how you work. I I see what you're up to there. I see. what you're up to. I see what you're up. to, Picasso. I see what you're doing. You're doing your sketches and it's. really beautiful and amazing and then. you keep going and then you finish it.

and everyone's like, "Wow." And then you. sell it for a lot of money. I get what. you're up to. And then you have a. mistress. This is exactly what I'm. talking about. Exactly. You're watching. an artist at work. Can I go back to. something? Reduce it to Can I go back to. something that really struck me for for. a second that really surprised me? Almond butter. Mhm. Yeah. Do you use almond butter? I do use. almond butter. Yeah. Instead of peanut. butter. I know it's healthier. I like it. though. I like peanut butter with jam. Yeah. Strawberry. Yeah. On My wife.

always complains that I I leave jam. everywhere. It's on the handle to the uh. refrigerator. hits on the steering wheel. of the car cuz it's tough to get off the. strawberry jam. You know, some people. have accused you in the past of taking. when the conversation's really on fire. and uh on fire. Yeah. And I'm like. really killing it that you stop it and. then take us into a less productive. world just to punish me, which would be. uh sometimes I get a little bit of jam. and sometimes comes the bit and three. within two minutes. Three bits running.

My wife My wife doesn't like it so much. cuz there's a little bit of jam. around. Is the energy sufficiently. lowered in the room now? Is Conan have. we cooled his jets enough now? I think. we have. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Conan, what else you got? And then I got to. start from scratch. That's what you just. did. Are you done with the third bit you. did in the last 2 minutes? I expected. you to jump on that and help me with it. and make it a little more dynamic and. funny. But you just come cut me apart. No, no, no. Have a little slice of. you pie is what I say. You're not. getting anything from me. So, um, what.

would maybe we go on a road trip? You. and I. Yeah, I think we do pretty well. Who would drive first? I think I would. drive. Um, would it be that silly cuz. you blink a lot. I don't trust you. Sometimes I leave the blinking on. Um, nice. Hey, um, where would we how many. hours will we drive a day? I like to I. get I like to get a lot of road under. me, so to speak. I'm one of those guys. that I like to I like to log a lot of. miles and I get a little OCD about it. Like I want to just if someone says,

"Hey, let's let's stop for a while and. maybe this is enough for today." I want. to always I'm that guy that always wants. to go another two hours. Well, finally. we're connecting on something. Um I like. to go um little little bits, you know, you try to get to wherever you're going. in one day, even if it's cross country. Mhm. I wouldn't do that. No, you. wouldn't. Would you stay in an expensive. hotel or would you stay like in a Motel. six? Well, I think I'd split the. difference there. Let's say you only had. $500 to get where you're going. Then I.

think I wouldn't be staying in a very. expensive hotel. See, you're not helping. me. I'm giving you an opening. These are. your opening to be funny. This is Oh, these are the these are the gems. Well, everybody would say they're the gems. But you apparently are thinking about. your last bit that you did. Wait, you can't just say, "Hey, hey, Conan. Uh, you like coconuts?" I think. coconuts are okay to open them. open. with a do I like to open him with. a way. How do you like to open something. and just go and run? I like to open a.

coconut. I I don't really know, Kevin. Sometimes I haven't really done it a. lot, but I guess I'd use like some kind. of a a blade or something. I'm giving. you gems here. What are you doing? Can. we What music will we listen to in the. car or your truck? Whatever we're. taking. Uh we'd take my truck, my Toyota. truck. Couple of bikes in the back. Yeah, we would have a couple of bikes in. the back. And I know that you're a guy. that likes James Taylor. You like stuff. I like everything now. Not so much. You. are pretty much locked in the Brandy. Carile. She's also in an EP on this. movie I just did called Cuts Me in the.

Good Light. Mhm. Will be out soon. Late. 60s7s. I think that's your I don't think. you listen to a lot of modern music. I. honestly don't. You're right. No, I. don't. I'm honest with you now. I'm. being honest. All right.