Kevin Nealon Brings Out Conan’s Angry Side | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Hi, my name is Kevin Nean and I feel. absolutely duped about being Con. O'Brien's friend. It's a terrible thing to say. Do you know what the word duped means? Yeah, I I'm quite familiar with the word. duped. I'm feeling duped by a lot right. now. Yeah, I do hear that a lot. Yeah, people when they bring up Kevin Nean. say, "How are you duped into being chums. with that guy?" Let me tell you. something. We're off on the wrong foot. already. At least last time. It took us. a while to get to this point. I respect. you. I rever you. You're uh easily one. of the funniest people I've ever known. I met you back in 1988. Uh you first of.

all, do you like to be referred to as. Conan or Team Coco or Coco? I mean, how. many names do you have licenses for all. those? I do. They're all licensed. Conan, the name Conan I licensed in. 1967. What about CO? COB. I've got that, too. Capital letters. Yeah. I'm sorry. You were saying about me. I said that. you were a time waster. You were in '. 88. 1988. 1988. I met you uh at Saturday. Night Live. you were my favorite of the. performers then still then um subsequent.

work has proven to be a bit of a. disappointment. Um but I I I love you. I'm going to look. you in the eye and tell you that I love. you as a friend, as a tormentor. I love. you and I love having you on the. podcast. Uh because you bring out a. different side of me, an angry side, um. a petty side. You are looking at me cuz. I see for once your eyes are blue and. I've never known that before. Look at. each other. We don't I'm looking at you. right now. Yeah. Well, you're you're. blinking a lot.

I'm sending SOS to Sona. Sending Get Me. Out of Here. You really You're very blinky today. I. don't know what's going on. I do tend to. blink a lot. Yeah, I watch myself. sometimes in TV shows. Yeah. And I find. myself blinking a lot. So, you watch. your appearances on TV shows a lot? I. can't help it. They're that good. I'm good. They're. that good. I am good, actually, except. for the blinking. So, listen to me. Yeah, let's get down to it. You know.

what? I've been hoping we would get down. to it. And this is the time. Let me just. let me just tell you something about how. you've kind. of come into my life a lot unexpectedly. and. not so whenever I'm about to see you I. always second guess what I'm wearing. because you um commented once when I. wore Do you know what I'm talking about? No. I was at your house or I met you for. lunch or something and I had a sweater.

on, a V-neck sweater with no t-shirt, which was a mistake. You were so. annoyed. I was annoyed because I. saw like a big V part of your chest and. I didn't It's called The Body. Well, then we got a problem. Houston, we got a problem. Is that. funny? Remember that movie? Um, we uh. You watch a lot of space movies? I do. Uh, let's not get up on that culdeac. would stick to your chest. It bothered.

me. And everyone everyone knows you wear. a t-shirt and then you put a light. sweater over it. Especially when we're I. actually can go either way. But what. about when you're a certain vintage? I. looked you up online. You were born. March 3rd, 1931. Now you're way off. And. um you were a very important part of the. Truman administration. No one wants to. see Here's what I don't like about the. way you dress. May I? Oh, yeah. You wear. those thin t-shirts so your nipples are. popping out.

And nobody wants to see Coco nipples. I. need people. You know what I'm saying? I. want people to know that I'm a sexual. being. How are they going to know that? They're going to see my nipples. If they. see my nipples, they'll ask you this. Yeah. Do you have a favorite when it. comes to your nipples? Do you like one or the other? I'm going to say I'm going to I like the. left one maybe a little more. Now listen. to me. My chest. Why do you keep You.

don't even see my podcast. You have the. microphone and you keep saying now. listen to me because you interrupt me. every time I try to talk. Go ahead. Go. ahead. It's the floor is yours, Senator. Go ahead. When you're finished, I'll. continue what I was saying. I'm done. Okay. Let's go back to the V-neck. Sona. has a V-neck on and she has a shirt. underneath. I don't I don't even have. any cleavage and I'm not hiding. anything. I mean, if you take care of. your body, maybe you know this. If you. take care of your body, you're not. afraid to show some, you know,

masculinity. Well, I don't What's a What if I wear a. V-neck t-shirt under the V-neck sweater? Does that count? No, it doesn't. Actually, it doesn't. That's called. layering. I don't want to. see I didn't I just I wasn't prepared. And we were eating food and I I was. looking down at my chicken that had the. skin on it and then looking at that part. of your chest and I kept looking from. the skin of the chicken to your chest. and it was freaking me out a little bit. Do you require a chicken to wear a. V-neck sweater or t-shirt under? I think.

even you know that you've gone too far. I got to wrap this up, man. I got to. wrap it up. We're not going to wrap it. up. We're not going to wrap it up. Oh, time for a little siperoo. I um I love when you take a sip because. it means you're not talking. You don't. love a straw, do you? No, not for you. We did that last time. And you Oh, we. did. I think you Oh my god. All right, man.