Jordan Schlansky Will Be Driving The Conan O’Brien TV Ice Cream Truck | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hello there welcome to Conan O'Brien. needs a friend joined uh by my good. Chums son of obsession Hi how are you. I'm doing all right you're doing fine. I'm doing great okay thanks for. answering for me sure yeah I didn't. really want to know I'm just I'm just. checking a box here keep your eyes. glazed and uh Matt Gourley you're doing. fine aren't you I guess if you say so. but I do okay. people want pep they don't want to hear. about problems I was going to bring up. major grievances today but if you tell. me I'm fine I guess I got nowhere to go.

trust me you're fine and quite happy. with your salary all right uh we got to. talk about something today which is uh. actually it's uh it's oh it's a fun. thing it's just different uh it's. something called Conan O'Brien TV are. you familiar with this concept Matt yes. I am okay unfortunately. hahaha. isn't that your dream just more Conan. all the time you're with me every day. making a podcast but then you go home. and you get to relax and instead of. watching one of your Classics on the.

Criterion Channel yeah you uh you get to. hear some more Conan but you know a lot. of people would like this I believe that. in my mind I got a new free Channel and. it launches on Wednesday I believe that. in my mind I believe that in my mind. what about your soul Conan I don't have. a soul I have a new free channel that. Launches on Wednesday May 24th and it's. only on Samsung TV plus I do have that I. have a Samsung TV and that's when you. turn it on that's the first thing you. see is Samsung TV plus yes I can't.

escape you you can't escape me and you. know what uh most uh polls show that. people don't want to escape me we. weren't in those polls yeah yeah it's. supposed to be we were imprisoned what a. very strange poll to do by the way do. you want to escape Conan O'Brien well. the polling's in anyway to celebrate the. launch of my new channel on Wednesday. May 24th for my New York fans. there's a treat in store for you I'm. gonna. an ice cream truck. roaming around the city that has my face.

on it. this by the way was my childhood dream. and you follow Samsung TV Plus on. Instagram or you can follow it on. Twitter or Facebook for live updates on. where to find my ice cream truck and. listen you think that I've gone too far. I have not sir listen to this Jordan. schlantzky oh boy is gonna be in the. truck handing out ice cream pops.

Jordan slansky is going to be at the ice. cream truck to meet fans and I think. Jordan has many more fans than I do. people are always stopping me and asking. about Jordan slansky find out for. yourself if he's real because he's going. to be in the ice cream truck. handing out ice cream pops and guess. what the pops are in the shape of me oh. my God you've jumped the shark what is. going on did you make them do this you. know what I did I didn't just jump the. shark uh I got on a motorcycle and and.

jumped The Fawns on the show that's how. who is currently jumping who is. currently Jumping the Shark we've gone. that far. and it says right here get your Conan. pop while supplies last. and uh come say hello to Jordan shlansky. my form my associate producer who's. gonna be in an ice cream truck with my. face on it handing out ice cream pops. shaped like me called to celebrate I. want that put into pause on TV plus.

popular usage that when you do something. so stupid it's jumping the fonts yes and. you've done it yeah I've done it yeah. Fonz jump the shark now we have uh we. put a shark on a motorcycle and jump The. Fawns very exciting and so check out my. new free Channel May 24th launches. Samsung TV plus ice cream Jordan flansky. ice cream truck. Twitter Facebook listen to the words. coming out of your mouth but.

what channel. with all Conan all the time my some of. my best routines and bits from over the. years okay classic Conan Conan okay. we're reviews are you high right now I'm. not high I just you're just like hey. check out my channel and then there's an. ice cream shop what's on your channel. and it says it on this paper and you're. not telling people what's on the channel. listen when you someone says there's. Conan O'Brien on a channel that tends to. be all they need to know.

my classic and bits from years of. Performing if there's if there's. anything I've ever done that you've. liked that's going to be on there. there's also popular celebrity. interviews with a-listers look at that. yeah that's cool yeah it's going to. Showcase all kinds of people I'm sorry. I'm selling this better than you are. because you're all about that ice cream. truck I'm telling people what they could. watch on it well you can watch classic. interviews I've done with Jon Hamm Ryan. Reynolds Tom Hanks Tom Cruise Kevin Hart.

Will Ferrell. I've interviewed everybody that was ever. born or ever will be born. anyone who's ever lived on earth I've. talked to them and it's all there on. Samsung TV plus but it's all about that. ice cream you better get the ice cream. no this is uniquely curated uh stuff uh. as 30 minute collections of Clips it's. just I mean that's all you should have. to say okay you know it's like a Porsche.

it sells itself you know okay I'm a. Porsche you think you're a Porsche just. don't come with Conan O'Brien in the. back seat yeah no I'm not an actual I'm. just saying I'm akin to a portion that. I'm a low slung and packed with power. manufactured in Germany what is low. slung what does that even mean I don't. like that I can't go if you have to go. over a speed bump slowly when you're. driving with me. uh anyway the bottom will fall out.

anyway I I think I mean listen to this. this is going to sweep the nation this. is going to be all people we're talking. about yeah and so you know what they're. gonna do anyone who was thinking of. launching a presidential campaign. anytime soon is going to hold off until. this whole Samsung TV Conan Pops in the. shape of Conan Ice Cream Truck Jordan. schlansky thing. calms down and then they're going to. announce you know what I mean can you. imagine DeSantis DeSantis like. announcing during this. and then his people come to him and say.

Governor Ron DeSantis no one knows. you're running for president but I told. you to have a goddamn ice cream truck. with my face too late Governor DeSantis. damn it there's already an ice cream. truck out there with Jordan schlansky. DeSantis Jordan schransky nuke Disney. oh.