John Mulaney & Conan Plan Their Impending Lawsuit | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Hi, my name is John Melany and I feel. latigious nice about being Conan. O'Brien's friend, sir. Are you already lawyered up? I'm heavily. lawyered up. Okay, I need to lawyer up. This is going to be a few phone calls. Uh, I'll take you on any day. I would. like us to be in a long, protracted. lawsuit that nobody understands. I'd. love it. And we start having to refer to. each other as Mr. Melany and Mr. O'Brien. There's a moment in the Eagles. documentary where things get latigious.

and suddenly it's like what Mr. Felder. fails to understand. is that we are a brotherhood. My. favorite part of the Eagles documentary. is I think there's a part where they. realize that David Geffen is kind of. taking advantage of them and they. unbelievably and and so squad and so the. way the documentary lays out if you. watch the Eagles documentary and you do. not have to be an Eagles fan to love the. Eagles documentary. You just have to.

have some time. Yeah, you just have to. have some time. But it's a great. documentary in the way things lay out. They got everyone to talk. So they have. different Eagles talking about getting. together and then they meet David Geffen. and then David Geffin says, "Um, oh, they were the best. They're fantastic. They were amazing. I knew right away.". And then they all start working. together. Everything's great. And then. some of them on camera start to say, "Yeah, but then we thought maybe this. deal, maybe David Geffin's getting a lot. of money and they cut to David Geff and. he went, "Ah, musicians are in great,

you know, totally." I think in the same. they go from Don Henley talking to. Geffin. He goes, "He's a mal content. He's a mal he's always been a mal. content." But then they all go their. separate ways from David Geffin. The. documentary goes on for another bunch of. years and then they're all the Eagles. break up. Then they're all on their own. and Henley says, you know, I bump into. David Geffin and I'm thinking, what was. that all about? Let's get back together. again. And then they cut to Geffin and. he's like, I knew Henley. He was the he.

was the voice and he was so magical. He. could do no wrong. And then they start. working together for a little bit and. Don Henley goes, "Yeah." And then I. started to notice that, you know, my. socks were missing and my watch was. missing. And then they cut to him and he. goes, "A Mal. He's always going to be a Mal.". Oh, we should get into that kind of. lawsuit. People would love it. I'd love. But I love if we let's do something. together and then fight over the rights. to it until we bury each other in legal.

costs. Yes, that'd be so fun. And. everyone will know about the the beef we. have because it will constant we'll make. sure that it's constantly in the trades, but no one will ever really understand. what it's all about. Buy a piece of. property together. It should also become. a thing where the the the the tactics of. the lawsuit then become what we're. fighting over. Yes. where like the. actual, you know, where I'm now just. harassing you and you me. It's so funny. People love suing. They.

just love it. They do. Well, I'll get. I'll see you in court, They. love it. They love every part of it. Well, we're going to start that. What's. What's We'll tackle that later. Okay. I. promise you there'll be a John Melany. Con O'Brien lawsuit coming very soon. Let me congrat. Let's write one song. together. called We Will Always Be Friends. Yeah, We Will Always Be Friends. Two content men. Um, by the by the. conttors. Yeah. I want to compliment you. Everybody's.

live. First episode. I don't know when. this airs. When does this air? You. idiots. I'm sorry. I'm looking at my own. people, not you, John. I have nothing. but respect for you because I don't see. you that often. But I'm talking about. the people I love and respect here. March 31st. Okay. Well, okay. So, we'll. have done 12th, 19th, 26th. We'll have. done three by then. Okay. But don't I. mean you could just say I saw the first. one. It's okay. Okay. And you know we're. not even going to edit this because I. like people to see the process. We are. fallible. Exactly. People don't know.

that you and I and that this isn't. coming to you right out of the mic. This. these are He's banking these. Yes. I'm. banking. He just has a bank of them. Yeah. So he can sell the library. Yeah. Jimmy Carter still has two years to live. as we record this. Now I have to Okay, that thing you ruined it. All right. I. up. Um, I'll see you in court. That guy loved hospice. He was in. hospice forever. He got better in hospice. The only Jimmy. Carter is the only guy that went into.

hospice and then like six weeks later. they saw him jogging around the. neighborhood and lifting weights. He was. down in Venice Beach weightlifting. No, he really was. He was on he was he was. drinking pre-workout powder and just. doing doing leg days. Yeah, it was. crazy. Everybody's live. Your show makes me. very happy. Thanks, man. And I'm just. delighted that you're doing it and kind. of don't understand why nobody said, "Hey, I want to play with this format.

uh for a specific amount of time and. really around and play with it and. then move on to some other stuff and. then maybe come back to it." There was a. in my day kind of a get down into the. galley and pull that ore for you know. what I mean? You an hour a day and it it. it really does change the tenor of. everything. Um and here you guys are. just having fun and I'm not sure I know.

you're going to do you you had the. previous season which had a different. name that was everybody's in LA. Yeah. And we covered we covered the city of. LA. It was during the Netflix as a joke. festival. Yes. So like every comedian. was in town. Yeah. And it was a funny. situation that we're all in the town of. Los Angeles. This we've broadened out, you know, topic wise and where we're. filming some stuff. But and you have a. very uh your monologue I thought was was. very funny. But you talk about we you. had a focus group. Look at the name. Everybody everybody's in LA and and you.

said u people uh a lot of people in the. United States don't like Los Angeles. No, it's really. I was like no come on people. It's not. coastal. We they they say live from New. York. It's Saturday night. I was like, people like knowing that the data. No, people don't like Los Angeles. And then. after the fires, I thought now they. might like it. Feel bad for it at least. No. And you know what's interesting is. that uh people pro fire the focus group. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. May have started it. Yeah. May have. started it. The fire is running for.

president next year as a Democrat. Uh. the the thing that's uh shocking is if. you drift around LA and get a little. north, like people in San Francisco hate. LA, people in LA don't feel that way. about San Francisco. I think they feel. that way about any place. Yeah. People. in LA are quite Oh, no. No. I you know, I I Ask them about any place. Ask them. about Boulder. They're like, "Oh, yeah. Yeah, Boulder sounds great. I've never. been there, but it sounds great." They. love every area right outside of LA. Yes. Any place. Uh Cerritos. Oh,

Cerritos. It's great. People love Palos. Veres. Any anything near it, we're pro. Yes. There's not even like suburban, you. know, there's a very uh open-mindedness. towards other areas, but everyone's sort. of decided that LA is a is a terrible. place filled with terrible people. Um so. I think you were right to change the. title. everybody's live and um it's also. funny to cave just to be like like to be. in a it was it struck me as a funny. situation to kind of be like I've been. able to do a lot of things in the past.

few years and I have some options. It. wasn't like it's this show or the. highway. So the fact that I caved so. quickly on a thing like the title was to. me funny in and of itself. Yes. We want. you to take out LA and me to go okay. whatever you want. So it would be funny. for you to you would enjoy being a narc. for example or to you know like to if I. did if so if if I didn't have to cuz. some people it's like you know you get. busted with you know with a kilo and.

you're like you got to flip on some. other guys that's a jam. But to choose. to knock to choose to knock out of the. sheer love of it. So so to sell secrets to the Russians. and not even profit from it. I love. those people the most. The actual pro. the actual pro-Russia people. or they're not even pro-Russia. They. just enjoy it. It's fun to sell state. secrets. Yeah. What was Alahiss? Was he.

getting money or was he just like I I. just uh I Some people I think gave. secrets cuz they're like it can't be so. one-sided. Right. Right. He wanted to even things out. Yeah. I. forget what Alra Hiss did something too. like he hid hit microfilm in a in a. carved out pumpkin I think. Uh listen he. was uh you kids you better bone up on. this but Alger of course really was how. Richard Nixon made his career. He made. his bones prosecuting Alger. There you.

go. Little fun fact for you kids that. are listening right now. This is why. they won't let me have a weekly TV show. anymore. Um, when I would turn your show so quickly. into Alger history. I Yes, I I'm I'm. seriously seriously skating that right. now.