John Mayer And Conan Write An Impromptu Song | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Is the reason there are so many people. here in this building sort of buzzing. around with work and creativity because. that's how you came up working on the TV. show and you want to carry that same. vibe. We knew you were coming and those are. actors. Am I getting pumped? We Yeah, this is like Have you ever seen. that movie The Sting where they have to. pretend it's a casino but it's an. offtrack betting place but it's not and. they just hire a bunch of actors. So Ashton is in the grooming van. outside. He's watching. No. Uh I my uh I love. being around a lot of people. I come.

from a big family, a lot of uh a lot of. siblings and a lot of chaos. I like. having people around. I like um I I. think you've noticed like I just love. bouncing off of people. Yes. Um I get a perverse thrill out of them. making fun of me. Um. I don't know. And they they do. Uh, and. and you get power from making fun of. them. Yes. Yes. I grow stronger. by belittling them. Um, if someone has.

an ailment, I really go to town. Where's your leg? Oh my god. Conan. Jesus. Don't say that to Limpy. Um, I should learn Limpy's name, by the way. Fell asleep on a train track. Terrible. But but but. I love having people around and I can't. work in a vacuum. There are times if I. have to really think about something, I. need to go off and be by myself and I I.

loathe it, but then I have to go back. into this we we have this Keebler elf uh. tree going here and I really love um. that feeling of bouncing off. I mean, I. I you know, it's so funny because I've. been. uh in comedy for so long and I can. certainly talk a blue streak, but this. podcast, I think what makes it the whole. thing work is if I was here alone, it. wouldn't happen. But I'm here with Son.

and Matt and Eduardo and Blle and it's I. can bounce off them. They can challenge. me. Uh we can get into it. And so. there's a there's a little bit of a. chemistry here that really makes it. special. So good that as a guest I was wondering. on the way here like okay what's my. what's going to be my tactic in terms of. being funny occasionally and then I and. then as soon as you went I was like oh I. don't have to worry about the carrying. the weight of any of that because to.

bounce off of you to give you the idea. to set you up for the big joke makes me. feel like I made the joke. Yeah. You know, well, also that there's a big thing you. learn in in uh anything is just I don't. care how we get there as long as I'm. happy that we get there. Like. occasionally we'll we'll go and I'll. travel the podcast and um these two I. don't remember your names, but I'll get. it. You just said it. I know. I know. And I had it written on. my hand, but then it washed away. Uh my.

tears as I was laughing about Limpy. Um. tears of joy. And yet you remembered his. name, which. I know. he's got one leg. He's got one leg. Okay. Yeah. I. mean, come on. Get it together. You. don't sleep on a train track. Uh. but um. he didn't even hear the train. Now he hear the train. But like our this train track. That's the problem with those. coming strong. Fell asleep on that. train. When I woke up, I was walking all wrong. Walking all wrong. I love.

walking all. night long. I was walking all along with. one leg strong and the other one handing. just bopping along. I was walking alone. Okay, so you've got Ballad of Limpy. Ballad of Limpy. And what is it? Shitfinger Jones. Shitfinger Jones. Oh, wait a minute. You You have You have. half an album. This is what I do. This is what I do. This is where you should come. If I'm lucky, you guys go home tonight, take your jacket off, and you go, "I was. walking all home." And your spouse or.

roommate says, "What's that?" You're. singing. I like that. Mayor started. singing and it's stuck in my head. Is that the walking road? So sing more. And also in your version the leg is. still there but it's hanging on. In my version it's on tunnel of love. Oh my god. Well, it's Saturday night. I fell asleep. on the tracks. And when I woke up I felt something.

different. run up and down my back. My right leg was mostly hanging on by a. thread. I love this song. It's so good. Uh, that was a great contribution by. whatever you just did. You act like I didn't elevate what John. did. I elevated what John did. No, you didn't. John was singing in his.

barely passable voice and then I added. which that was like a 10 a.m. orgasm. I. don't know what you were doing. If I could have an orgasm at 10:00 a.m. I'd be quite happy, sir. Yeah, you're about right for me. Someone's been looking at my eye. High time 10 a.m. high time. People want. to people want to go on a date. I'm. like, sorry. Every day begins at 10:30. a.m. If you want to go on a date with. me, you got to get your request in. before 10:00 a.m.

The new Apple Watch has a function that. lets you know when John Mayer is orgasm. And I I didn't I know how to turn it. off. Macro album. It's just on there. I mean, first of all, you can turn it. off, but you have to go in to the. whole thing and turn it off. Yeah. So, so I'll just be walking be 10 every. morning around 10:00 a.m. It goes like. and I'm like. they'd say one more thing. With Apple's. new exciting Jack T track, you can find out when you or your loved.

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