Jeff Goldblum Is Conan’s “Style Guru” | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
by the way I'm such big fans of yours. I've been watching a lot of not just for. my conscientious research purposes but. just for my own entertainment often I go. to YouTube and see I've seen hours and. hours and hours of your content. foolishness I like to call it everything. oh that's nice I love to think of you. out there watching I I really I really. am so I know I know you know what I. think is something that makes me very. happy is that none of our comedy was. ever really about anything no that's for. sure so you can see something from 25.
years ago and it doesn't relate to any. specific topical thing in the news and. other than the fact that my uh my head. hasn't rotted yet in those clips. um people can laugh at them all over. again which makes me happy uh oh you you. put on youram your you examining my now. that you brought it up you all look. great you know just great well please. you can tell that this I have one of. those Irish heads that bloats as it gets. older you've said it I know no this is. true you know uh you leave a gourd you.
leave a gourd in the sun uh long enough. con and then winter comes and you have. yourself a Conan that's what happens. over time but uh you I will say this uh. I I love talking to you because you're. staring at me and you're examining I. like your glasses I like your glasses I. know why we had a conversation I think I. introduced you to these you did I will I. will admit freely that my style Guru and. my lifestyle Guru is Mr Jeff gold can.
and I'll tell you why he is a tall. good-look drink of water and whenever. he's wearing something I think well wait. a minute we have um somewhat similar uh. well hold on okay son's about to really. correct me let's say Jeff had been in an. accident at some point then Jeff and I. would be very similar that's all I'm. saying you guys are very different Vibes. well no I'm not talking about the Vibes. I'm talking just about when he is a tall. man and he knows how to dress and I love.
so during commercial breaks often often. when he was on the show people always. wonder what do you talk about with. people I can always tell you what I'm. talking about with Jeff in a commercial. break I go right to oh my God that those. shoes and you know I have large feet and. you have large feet and he like oh oh my. oh my boy oh oh yes yes and then so I. remembered once uh you came out and you. were wearing these wonderful glasses. that that you really carried off well. and I said I must wear those glasses and.
I asked you and you acted as if you were. telling me where this Secret Ring was. that would unlock the universe you went. oh oh oh my boy oh yes yes jacqu jacqu. Marie uh what is it l Jac Marie M yeah. Jac Mar oh he said oh my boy I'll call. ahead I'll call ahead and then you. described going downtown and there's a. secret knock and a a corridor and a. passageway and sure enough they're the. greatest glasses did you go how did you. get them did you go to see I went with.
Sona son came you went to Jerome to that. studio oh yeah and he I'm sure he uh. greeted you and met you and showed you. everything was wonderful they were. everybody was wonderful I mean I have. done this several times you once we were. doing something together that was not my. project and not your project we were. recording something together I remember. the day and you walked in and I always. couldn't I could never find jeans I have. a very um unusual build I'll say and um. oh anyway the what's your in what's your.
leg we have long leg you have a fine leg. I think what's your inseam I have a very. long leg we'll say it together ready. here's our inseam 1 2 3. 36 I'm a 36 36. yeah said you were 30 well I was afraid. I I I was afraid to go uh I have a very. I have a long inseam and so I um so. anyway I see this gentleman come in and. he's wearing these amazing jeans and I. said oh my God Jeff where'd you get.
those jeans you went oh well oh my. boy said oh my boy oh oh good oh and you. went oh oh my boy you simply must oh and. then and then you said and then you said. then you said I'll never forget you said. the Schaefer garment hotel that's right. what and it's this placea yeah oh the. schaer Garment hotel and I go there and. you said just go just go so I go and of. course it's the coolest people in the. world and they have like an old denim. machine and Wick hotel but for clothes.
yes yes it is it's the John Wick Hotel. except just for jeans oh my and how. about the hat maker in the oh there's a. guy there wearing like Slash's hat and. he's like I'll make you one of these and. I went well I don't know if I can carry. that off there's a dog that's in the. store yeah that's right you know who I. ran into there once uh I was with Emily. we went there to pick up a pair of jeans. or hat or something and um it was just. us and Bob Dylan oh my God yes cuz he. got his hats from that guy.
uh I saw him out of the corner of my eye. I kept I had important business I was. talking about hat and he came in and. before I could say anything to him he. left but I think Emily I don't know if. she said anythingit you didn't go up to. him no no I wish I had I think I um I I. I've told this before but I met him once. oh I got pushed to the front of the I. was I went to see some concert of his. and I was backstage and someone pushed. me to the front of a line and there he. was the Great B Dylan it's my one chance.
to meet him and he and he all this. conversation stopped and Bob Dylan. looked at me and he went I know you from. the. TV it's true it's true the TV he said I. know you from the TV and just then uh. the other person backstage was vice. president Al Gore and so I all I hear is. I know you from the TV and then I heard. Conan Conan it's me Al Gore and then I'm. like what what is this event and I go.
what we're all there for we're all there. for a concert to see Bob D perform and. he goes like I love rock and roll you. know and and suddenly he's talking to me. and and I see Bob Dyan Scuttle away I. was blocked with Bob Dylan by vice. president Al Gore that's a true story if. you had told me that that wasn't a true. story but that was a dream you had last. night it would be just as credible yeah. and then uh trust me I wanted to detach. Gore's tongue from his body to get him.
to stop yapping at me he uh no I'm sorry. uh you know all due respect to the. former vice president and of course a. leading figure in climate prevention. change um another nocturnal emission. happening yeah you know what he does. this to me Jeff does this to me he he. unmans me yeah you're just bewitching. and this is joyous yes.
