Javier Bardem & Conan Have A Crush On Brad Pitt | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
who have been the people that you've met. when you uh achieved this level where. you go into these premieres you're going. these places and there's an actor that. you idolized and they look at you and. they're excited to see you when they. come over do you have does anyone who. pops for you where you think oh my god. well they have Conan O'Brien uh. and it's always a big moment okay that's. the p.
the Gods stuff now talking about humans. I will say Al Pacino yes. he called me after watching before night. falls but it was two o'clock in the. morning in Spain and it was a time where. there was a tape uh uh an answering. machine with tape remember so I was. sleeping I was like who's calling and. then hi hi. [Laughter].
and I couldn't get the phone like. Albertson is calling my home I saw the. movie I like that a lot and. congratulations I was like and then I. went and I played and I play it again. and I play it again and I have the tape. I have the tape yeah so the first day I. met him in Toronto Film Festival I went. to the to the to the toilet and I took a. picture with a camera no phones at the. time. of my my face in the mirror because my. face was like I'm going to meet Al. Pacino and the good thing about it all.
is that he's he's such a wonderful man. yes yeah so when you meet someone that. you admire so much you go and he's even. better uh that you would imagine yeah he. uh my first encounter with him because I. you know grew up on The Godfather movies. and then Serpico and it just you know. Dog Day Afternoon and it's just I mean. he's. he is such a above a star to me he's. something else and so I was working on. an award show uh in here in in the.
states and I think I was in LA and I did. my thing when I write and then I go. backstage and it's between it's in a. commercial break so I go back stage and. suddenly all they're bringing all this. scenery through they say clear the way. clear the way so I get pushed into this. little room literally pushed into a. little room. side room to make way for these guys to. come through and I look around and it's. just a room with me a tiny room like the. size of a phone booth and it's me and Al.
Pacino. and I'm dumb struck and he goes. and liquid just comes out of oh God. I urinated it. was awful like it came out of every pore. and I went Miss Pacino you have no idea. and I just tell him how much he makes me. music and then he puts it back on me no. you a tightrope every knife a new script. you got a wing it Madness you know and.
he's just going on about how oh sure. I've done the Godfather. but I saw you with Al Roku you know and. he was Liquid himself yeah no. he wasn't but I thought this is now sir. no sir and I just blew my mind and then. every now and then I'll be in New York. in a restaurant and it just happened. recently where I hear Conan and it's and. he's there in the corner in a restaurant. and uh and I get to have these little. conversations with him and what I found. is in the last one I'm so self-conscious.
about. taking up his time that'll have a few. back and forth with things with him the. other and then I'll say like well you. know have a great meal one it's nice to. see you when I run away and then he. apparently because I ran to this woman. who was at the table a couple days later. coincidentally at this other event and. she said I was like why did he run away. I ran away because I'm scared oh you're. Al Pacino I don't want to wish he's fled. he flew where did he go but uh yeah that.
would be one I would think. he's just a guy that uh and I read. somewhere and this is something that I. completely agree with because I'm on. record as saying this a long time ago. but you were Starstruck and had a bit of. a man crush on Brad Pitt oh yeah who. doesn't thank you of course because. there are many times where women have. said to me about men don't you think. he's attractive and I'm like I just I I. don't know I don't you know it doesn't. but Brad Pitt I think damn yeah I sleep. with that guy of course I don't even.
know how it works but I would what I do. as I was told that's Brad Pitt. I'd have someone explain to me what my. role is in this. my top of my down below am I against the. I don't care it doesn't matter somebody. told me just do it do it a series of. drawings a diagram but I mean it really. is like a real charismatic and good. looking and I don't know I agree with.
that so maybe the three of us we have. something. and then when she says like you know. what I really love you Javier and yes. you and I should uh get together that's. when you have to say no there's one. person I want to bring along and Brad's. probably like oh well it's you know I. don't know I guess it's another huge. yeah you know it's like it's Tom Cruise. or it's Ben Affleck like no no. [Laughter].
oh gosh. it's happening it's happening he doesn't. know yet but it's happening oh boy when. is this when does this come out does. this come out soon this comes out on. Brad Pitt threesome day. guys I'm I I'm here to promote a movie. up for kids okay let's bring this up hey. when I when he said threesome he meant. Bicycle Built for three that's right a. ride to the park and then we all eat.
sandwiches three men and a little baby. exactly exactly exactly.
