How to Get Your Voicemail On The Podcast | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

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rewards on your next trip with one key. rewards on any way you travel it's been. a while but you remember we used to. listen to voicemails from people that. would call in and we'd answer their. questions yes back in olden times yeah. well we don't have any today and that's. kind of what we're going to talk about. okay our system for collecting. voicemails has failed us what and now we. have a brand new phone number wait I. have a first of all yeah how long has. this been going on for and why wasn't I. made aware. it's been going on for a while.

uh what kind of shitty organization do. we have here oh shitty one okay oh oh. there oh of the shitty ones this is the. shittiest um I'm just curious have. people been trying to leave messages and. they couldn't I believe they either. couldn't or we couldn't retrieve them. because it had something to do with us. leaving an old Network that we used to. belong to and you know company changing. companies is it possible that people. have been leaving messages out there for. us and we haven't been getting them it's. possible that's terrible in fact I'd say.

it's likely that's awful I feel badly. what if people were really needing us or. needing our help the number just got. disconnected people have not been. leaving messages. that's actually good information for me. to have because it would kill me if. people were leaving us messages I have a.

need to please. uh so boy I'm glad you grabbed the mic. in your Hawaiian shirt and told us well. it's time it's a little bit it's got. flowers on it and not every flowered. shirt is a Hawaiian shirt he's right now. I now you can cut this part no no no no. sorry Jerry Garcia I didn't uh. maybe it isn't a Hawaiian shirt but no. sorry just I don't mean to kill the. trouble you can get the band back. together you guys were really grooving. there for a while okay I'm glad and stop. telling us what we can cut and can't cut.

we're going to leave this all in okay I. need to know what a stumble bum you are. I'm sorry anyway uh don't worry no. messages were left with that you don't. know about it just uh just the numbers. it failed a long time ago and no one. does anything about it I mean there are. messages that the listeners don't know. about because I would say one out of. every 50. 000 is usable oh yeah that's a terrible. thing to say why well they're just. sometimes raving lunacy on there and I'm. I'm not even joking well wait a minute. maybe my father's in trouble.

but maybe we should talk about some tips. for The Listener because we have a new. phone number oh we've got a new number. your voicemail on the podcast here are. some tips yes you can talk about we have. tips well I I could think of a few okay. yeah first of all should we read the. number and then we'll read it number if. you want to contact us or if you're a. raving lunatic that wants to scream into. the void call.

669-587-2847 that number again. 669-587-2847 keep it concise keep it. friendly keep it fun those are my tips. you know what I'm gonna guess I'm gonna. guess that anyone who was calling and. leaving angry and sane messages. I think your tip's probably going to. change their mind. oh oh oh Corley I'm sure. come and yell to the phone anymore about.

the spaceman and the dragon in my ass. let's not call that number then I'll try. it again hello how are you. I'm an Aries I'm curious what sign you. guys are. um yeah that message will do what your. little tips will do no good I thought we. could also because sona's going to leave. the outgoing message oh I am we can just. do that right now and listeners can hear. it and then we'll take that and we'll. use it yeah let's use it uh Sona five.

four three two hey you you called us and. this is this is the why are you giving. me the phone number so you can say it hi. you but they called the number to get to. the voicemail right you're just. congratulating them that they got it. right hi you called this number and you. heard a dial tone not a dial you heard. the beep and then you're leaving a.

message keep it concise keep it concise. unfriendly and friendly say your name. say your name and hey you might hear. your message on the podcast and we will. get back to you as soon as we can no. we're not gonna get back to them are we. gonna get back to them this is the worst. outgoing message I've ever heard this is. I think the worst outgoing message in. the history of the world when you tell. me to do something like this it gets me. very nervous I forgot sona's personal. little Quirk is that if you give her a.

task she's terrible thank you for. calling.