How Conan Would Fare On A Yacht On A Long Crossing | Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan

tell us a little bit about your life. Hannah uh like from birth or yeah yeah I. want to say I'm not going to start from. birth but I'm going to say start from. like 4 hours after birth you've been. cleaned Post in you're wrapped uh you're. under heat lamp no I just meant uh I. want to get a sense of do you live in. Vancouver full-time uh what do you do so. I work on boats like yachts and so I'm. always in and out whenever I get any. holiday or any leave I come home to see.

family and friends but I'm not. permanently here when you you say you. work on the boats you mean not building. the boats but but living on the boat and. helping people is that what you do yeah. so I'm not a Craftsman but I am a chef. on a oh okay you're a chef on a. boat okay well recently my wife got. started uh I had to travel a lot she. took a lover which she tends to do when. I leave town it yeah it was it was gorle. they're quite she's quite happy when. she's with him.

uh he apparently listens to her um but. uh no I I got back and she had become. hooked on um below deck the reality show. and there's one I guess that takes place. in. Australia and it's like below Deck Down. Under And um yeah and it's this exactly. it's below deck down under which I. thought was ridiculous um but uh yeah so. I'm just curious if it's at all like. that when you watch a cuz what you see.

on that show is all the people running. around uh um getting on each other's. nerves in a very contained space is that. at all what it's like when you're. working on a yacht uh I haven't seen the. show myself but I've Got Friends that. watch and from what I gather it's. similar but obviously a dramatized. version of reality right but it is a. very small space to live and work. together with a small group of people so. I also think I have to say I think being. a chef would Be Tough Enough MH but to.

be a chef on a boat where if you. suddenly need something oh we need. paprika we need non-fat yogurt we need. uh iceberg lettuce and you can't get it. because you're at Sea plus the boat's. constantly moving it sounds like it's 10. times harder than being a just a a. regular Chef I mean you make Provisions. for that you try to stock up on as much. as possible if people are coming on. board you get a list of their. preferences dislikes Etc so you try to.

prepare accordingly but yes there's. always the occasional thing where you'll. be in the middle of nowhere and someone. wants mini cucumbers I don't know. something and you have to try to find. that so let me guess it's it's mostly. rich people affluent people that you're. waiting on if they're living on a yacht. yes I yeah that's pretty much the are. you ever tempted to say no we don't have. it you know no sorry we don't we don't. have that you're on a boat get your. thumb out of your ass do you ever say.

that to. anybody uh thankly I'm not front facing. it's always the other staff who have to. deal with the guest face to face I'm in. the galley tucked away it's nice so we. can get the order and we can all stare. at each other in disbelief and then we. can proceed versus them they have to. listen to this person making an insane. request and they have to smile and right. and if so so they're the one that's. hearing I would like um I would like a. pistachio vanilla moose three tiered.

cake that's decorated only with yellow. M&M's and then they come down and they. tell you and you guys stand around in. the kitchen and talk about them for. like 15 minutes right I heard you. ordering that the other day I like that. okay and I demand it I see why you're. asking David you know me you know I'm an. electric vehicle Enthusiast you are and. I'm excited very excited I'll tell you. why the all new all electric check it. out not two Row three row so many people. Kia ev9 that's more people than I'm.

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ev9 to learn more Kia movement that. inspires it sounds like it would be. that's a how long have you been doing. this for uh on and off for the last nine. years so once I finished University I. started doing this and yeah that sounds. I mean first of all it's very romantic. to go to see I think that's that sounds. really cool you know to yeah okay you. just your yeah made it sound like no. it's not enthusiasm wan there for a.

second um it can be there's lots of nice. plates if you get a go that I would. never choose to travel to like it'll be. a very small tiny Island in Greece for. example which is lovely but you get to. see different parts of the world from a. boat that you wouldn't say versus a. normal road trip Etc so that's nice have. you ever crossed the ocean the Atlantic. Ocean I think this last fall I did my. sixth Crossing so oh wow wow that's cool. never crossed an ocean on a boat that's.

probably on a bucket list for me I'd. love to do that obviously my ancestors. did it when they were asked to leave. Ireland um when you get asked to leave. America yeah exactly maybe I'll do it. then um that is uh I I have to say. that's very impressive that sounds like. now do you think this is your going to. be your gig for the long run or do you. see something else for you in the future. at a certain point is being on a boat. been like been there done that well it's. very fun but it is a very weird.

existence where you're sharing a room. with somebody you've got a bunk or. someone's above you or below it's just a. very bizarre life as an adult with. sharing a bunk who's not your sibling um. so that's strange so I don't see this. forever but I figure keep doing it until. I stop enjoying it and I still enjoy it. so um I'm going to get real personal. here this does not include you but I'm. just saying are there there's got to be. hookups on a boat I mean Sona come on. weigh in there yeah I said people be. okay well okay no I'm sorry Bo.

Hannah she's Hannah do people be. yeah no Hannah's she's from Vancouver. they're very lovely people people in. Vancouver don't be don't stop. saying that it's not cool I'm uh H I. apologize from my very crash friend but. um uhoh there she is no I think she it. looked like you froze on Zoom but I. think you froze because of the course. language oh sorry I mean people be. making love yeah make but that must it.

must get complicated when you have men. women hormone small boat yes yeah I'm. not gonna name names no of course not I. would never ask you to we'll do that on. a separate phone call yeah I would post. um there's definitely been you see why. there's a TV show made after this. because there's been some pretty absurd. situations of say someone being romantic. with someone and then perhaps pursuing. somebody else y that's in the same. department and you're all in this little.

boat and to say the least it all gets. around yeah everyone finds out there's. no way this stuff happened on Moby Dick. you know I mean any classic sea tail. there's always people hooking up yeah. yeah yeah yeah I don't I would I would. forget the boat's not mine yeah that's. probably true at some point how do you. mean like I would start to be like is. this my boat This Is My Yacht and then I. would start sleeping in like their M. main bedroom and stuff like does anyone. do do do that is that just you're like a.

Goldie L we have um I mean. perhaps okay son is on to something here. yeah that's interesting well on a. Crossing you'll have some captains that. are very kind and generous and they let. crew use the guest areas when we're on a. Crossing because there's no guest on. board but typically it's you have to. wear white gloves and not touch anything. in the guest quarters so um can I ask. you uh Hannah you might be somewhat. familiar with this show or or with my. general personality do you think I would. do well on a long Crossing or would I.

instantly go quite. mad so the thing is it's be honest be. honest it's a small space and typically. if you're in a marina you can step off. have some space to yourself but on a. Crossing it's you realize just how tiny. it is and people tend to go a little. nuts I think you would try and entertain. everybody I would but also can I say. something Hannah that could be a problem. I think You' start eating other people. even know there's full provisions on.

board yeah they'd make you walk the. plank I I would start I would start. drinking my own urine even though there. was plenty of water I would do it as a. culinary. Choice um no but but I but that I think. one of the problems might be um as you. guys work in a small space with me and. uh I'm I'm looking uh at at four people. right now who are in a very small space. with me on a regular basis and we'll. just do an hour together together and I. can see that you guys are ready to time.

out me on a boat on a six- day Crossing. in a confined space saying hey Hannah. what about this. bit I mean do you think I'd be killed. like two days in I personally not by me. but perhaps everybody else speak to them. um an I don't think you could possibly. understand what you're in for you know. what I love Hannah didn't say not by me. but maybe by someone else she said not. by me but by everybody. it would be murder on the or Express the.

the answer is everybody did everybody I. think you would take on a Persona I. think you'd like think you were a pirate. and then you would start talking like. one and a captain I would bring a. stuffed pirrot and glue it to my. shoulder.