How Conan Plans To Monetize His Gravestone | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey let's do a voicemail what do you. guys. say okay okay no I don't want to okay. okay Mickey Rooney hey Mickey Rooney hey. let's do a show we'll do it in the. backyard we're raising enough money to. save the town uh yes I would like to do. I would like to do a voicemail I like to. hear uh like any King sometimes I like. to remove my crown and walk amongst the. people find out what they're really. saying.

hi my name is Ben I'm from Ohio and my. question is it's a little morbid but um. there's this new technology or an app. where you can scan QR codes on someone's. grav Stone and it'll show a a glimpse of. their life or flashbacks or videos of. them or their legacy so what would your. QR code show people once they've scanned. it and while we're at it what would.

Jordan schlansky look like thank you wow. I gotta say Ben that is a very. imaginative question and I don't find. that morbid at all because I'm a morbid. person I spend maybe half my day. thinking about my own death um and. making elaborate elaborate elaborate. plans and rituals um I love that idea I. do. think I've thought about this that. gravestones are going to have screen.

they're basically just going to be. screens that uh and everyone's going to. download all the pictures and video from. their lives so that when you're walking. around in a graveyard you're actually. walking through all these screens and. you can look at what that person. experienced in their lifetime their. travels the food they ate yes. occasionally a dickpick but um all right. this is just going to be there airing. Samsung TV while your old show all there. won't be traditional gravestones in the.

future they'll all be Samsung. televisions that you know have like a. grave shape and they'll just be wedged. in the ground and people will go to. graveyards to really be entertained by. what people did in a previous life and. the. ultimate uh weirdness is going to be. people shooting themselves who are alive. people taping themselves watching other. people's gravestones so they're spending. their lifetime watching a dead person's.

lifetime you see what's going to happen. will that show up on their grave TV when. they die yes yes and then the snake eats. its tail and civilization just becomes. inverted and eventually it. disappears it's a mindblower but Ben I'm. glad you brought this up because it's. quite clear what my QR codee's going to. be it's going to lead you to all my. greatest hits everything from my. television career and uh there there's.

also going to be commercial so that it's. monetized oh no yes so what do you mean. oh no that's perfect because a grave. needs upkeep My Grave will be very. heavily visited I mean look at how many. people go see Elvis so we're going to. need security upkeep uh one of those red. velvet ropes there's going to be. concessions so yes I'm going to probably. do a lot of tie-ins I'm going to make a. lot of deals before I go and there will. be uh commercial.

and that's going to help pay to keep the. giant Mausoleum looking good this very. segment could be airing on your. gravestone do you want to say anything. to people that when they hear this right. now in their time will be listening to. you at your graveyard yeah that's a. really good uh Point Matt um uh well I. want to say hello uh I I had a good life. um not crazy about the way I checked out. um I still think it was someone in my. family who did me in right um for sure I.

mean breaks just don't fail like that. they were pretty clearly cut and I don't. know why the da didn't. investigate um but I'm gone let's deal. with it and uh but please really look. into my. wife um I think she was responsible I. just I have a question yeah can I please. be put in charge of putting the QR code. on there cuz I really nope I really just. wanted to go to the menu for the.

Cheesecake. Factory I want you to put all this work. into getting your QR code right right. people go there it's just too a manyu. for a restaurant I have a com but quite. but quite a menu I mean the Cheesecake. Factory has I mean that's quite a menu. so I'm there's part of me that's almost. okay with that Sona yeah okay um yes. Matt you have a question I have a. comment to those people who are. currently visiting Conan's grave right.

now Sona and I are trapped in here can. you please get us out help no no because. like any Pharaoh I wanted to be buried. along with. my my troops and my killed when you died. no no no you weren't killed you were. buried alive with me no that's my. biggest fear I won't do that yes being. you won't do that I won't listen if it. wasn't my biggest fear I'd be fine with. it okay that's your deal breaker but I. don't want I would rather not be buried.

alive it really is I have like that's. your greatest fear what about you check. into a hotel and the bar is. closed. okay because I've seen you when that. happens and you start throwing. around the lobby it's pretty it's pretty. intense um no you were buried with me. because and you willingly went you're my. loyal servants and everything I'm going. to need in the afterlife which includes. Matt you Sona um and some recording.

equipment and a lot of cheese popcorn. that uh that doesn't go stale it's. hermetically sealed that's all we need. in the afterlife we're gonna be. podcasting from the afterlife this is. just this is hell I know it's not hell. it's Heaven it's heaven I'm busy anyway. oh oh and think about all the guests. we'll get in the afterlife why here. comes a blinkin and Gandhi and look. they're with Dean Martin come on over. fellas they're doing a joint interview. you I mean that's amazing okay exactly.

guess yeah I I love that I think it's. fantastic we're going to get the best. podcast guests in the afterlife that's. where all the great people are so I'm. glad we had this talk and I'm glad we. answered this question Ben I'm going to. get to work right away um on putting. this QR code on my. gravestone I hope we don't need it for. many many years chees um but that's up. to my wife and her plan to get me out. out of the picture anyway uh put a QR.

code on it and it will link to all my. greatest hits uh plus um every 20. minutes uh the menu for The Cheesecake. Factory.