Harrison Ford On Destroying Jordan Schlansky’s LEGO Millennium Falcon | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

oh good he's taking a drink of water I'm. going to get a question in. so. oh my God he's not swallowing. um. Harrison. [Laughter]. this behavior is not worthy of you a man.

of your stature all you've achieved this. is not worthy we should also mention. that he's been eating those little. Little Cuties those little orange slices. this whole the smallest orange I've ever. seen make a tiny mini nectarine yeah a. tangible if you will and you've been. eating it section by section Little. Cuties yeah called yeah that's nice. that's what I do. are you glad he finally piped up yeah. yeah isn't this worth it incredible. comment about Little Cuties.

great I think if we didn't have that I. think what would we do what would we do. trying to paint a picture for The. Listener I think that's very good if. only there were cameras here oh. um why are there cameras here this is. just for tax purposes I need to be able. to show that we made a podcast okay and. then we get to write it off because I. monetize everything I now own your. likeness because you've been on the. podcast and you need to buy it back from. me for the new Indiana Jones film to.

come out. that's how smart I am that's what makes. me different from other people in this. business. I'm a real whiz Harrison a real whiz. wow. I uh I saw you at a party recently no. yeah I did I did I remember I saw you. too I said thank you I was glad you saw. me you're hard to miss I'm hard to miss. yeah I kind of stand out don't I stand. up. but I had a I just was in a silly mood.

and it was fantastic because I walked up. to you and I said. I think I'm the new Harrison Ford and. you gave me that great look. and you said you I'm Harrison Ford. and I said well you've been Harrison. Ford for a long time but it's time for a. new one and it's me and you said okay. you can have it and I thought that was a. verbal agreement that maybe I take over. oh what a waste what are you talking. about I have the gravitas oh I have the.

bearing what will you do with it. I would um. I would try to you know keep the. different franchises going oh no why you. is Han Solo yeah no. let's stop this right now. where was this party where was this a. lid started. it was a party alleged party you were. there. it's a party uh that was a lot of the. shrinking gang was there and yeah and.

which by the way you are hilarious on. that show that's a that's a fantastic. part and uh you play it beautifully and. um. we had a uh we had a nice time at that. party a bunch of the shrinking cast was. there and uh I remember it now clearly. clearly you were there you were there. and uh I think you were having. maybe a tequila and I was having maybe a. little bit of uh orange juice okay it.

was orange juice they're easily very. easy to mistake orange juice for. but anyway. um. I thought we had a real moment there I. thought uh and I thought that you. enjoyed my company and I hate to make. this all about me when you've had this. incredibly storied career. you know I know where you live. and it's not very far from where I live. you could. walk over to my house anytime is that. true.

no because. I could walk to your house but would I. get in if the doorbell rang no you would. walk back. but at least you would at least you. would you'd make an effort I'd make an. effort and you know if you if you really. wanted me to. notice the roundness of this. if you really wanted me to be your. friend. but you didn't.

and it's over now I had my chance no no. I think. I think this is your chance I think you. can still redeem yourself oh well how's. it going so far. [Laughter]. no I have I have actually I have friends. like you okay. really I mean you know circus people.

whatever. laughs. no I you have no friends like me. I've always. liked you. I liked you that's why I did your show. many times many times yeah I did it like. what twice oh no four or five times you. did my show nine times you did my show. you have and you right here right my. name nine times did show up nine times.

yeah. what you did it nine times. and you were unfailingly very funny. every time yeah and one of my favorite. things you ever did yeah. was we have this person who our fans. know very well named George Lansky who's. the Star Wars obsessive and he had built. a Millennium Falcon out of Legos and it. took him nine months to build this thing. yeah and he brought it out and gave a.

long speech to you yeah about the. meaning of his Millennium Falcon one of. the pieces of memorabilia in my. collection in fact the flagship piece is. a Lego Millennium Falcon that I put. together in 2010. they're selling for. about five thousand dollars now and it. took about 60 man hours to create and I. display it with pride but it would. really mean the world to me if Harrison. could sign it is that okay Harrison wow. sure thank you guys so much thank you. wow now it's a very delicate a long time. yeah.

[Applause]. that's bad. and handed it to you. and you threw it up over your head. and it landed on the floor and. it was the greatest day of my life and. then he picked up a piece and then.

signed it and you signed it for him and. it was one of the greatest greatest. things I've ever seen in my life and by. the way it's a it's a clip online that. people adore they just adore it it was. it was just a magical magical moment and. I thank you for that well those of you. at home who. don't know how these things work let me. point out. that this was a scripted bit yes yes it. was. she didn't build the damn thing somebody. else okay in the prop Department this is.

why I built the damn thing over a pro. you know probably took him three weeks. he probably had to take it home and and. ask his kid to help him put it together. yeah and then and then you built this. whole stick around it and you. made well I made suggested you suggested. that it would be funny yes if I if I. destroyed it yeah yeah right I do I will.

make it clear and first of all this is. why you've never you were right it was. fun yeah. cruel cruel cruel I'm cruel but funny. um I'd like to point out that you'd be. terrible working with a magician. because the magician would come out and. do a trick where he saws the lady in. half and then puts her back together. again and just as the crowd is. applauding Harrison Ford walks out and. says excuse me.

I'd like to point out that this was all. a sad sham. This Woman's secret herself into the. first half of the box and those fakes. are fake. I have picture you as a terrible. terrible magician's assistant but yes. you just exposed my little trick that. delighted millions and you've just. explained by people never do imitations. of me. I was just trying to get my voice into a.

mail register that's all I was trying to. do. all I was trying to do. tried I tried the only way I can sound. like a man is to get down here. and then I'm either sin or Harrison for. and I am neither one.