Flula Borg Won’t Leave | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey boss do you want to take a voicemail. or two well actually this is awkward. yeah I noticed something Fula hasn't. left oh usually when the interviews over. flula yeah yeah you know people Ming. hang out no they have things to do. they're they they're big stars oh and. they say you know I've got to go oh no. uh you did this last time too I don't. know if you remember I've no I've done. this podcast before you've done this. podcast before and you didn't leave them.

either oh wonderful you have you have. not I mean you must have you must have. something you've got to do right now not. not in this moment in about two to three. hours I will need to uh urinate and then. also have a snack do you schedule. everything in your life yes it's all on. my timers MH yeah so you don't even go. by bladder pressure no I have a Pomodoro. do you know the Pomodoro effect no you. set a timer every 28 minutes and then. when you you do a new thing so oh you.

think what do you mean what well in 28. minutes will we be finished at that. moment then I will return to my. automobile and then I will stare at the. sky A4 mentioned call back okay yeah. listen I'm just saying that what you're. doing right now is probably not great. for your career did you get it though. did you get it no I don't even listen to. you anymore I I don't listen to you I. just look at your powerful mandibles and. your Fierce wolf-like eyes uh and uh. listen to your your your voice thank you. um yeah it sounds like a chocolate maker. yelling at me.

and what what I'm trying to say is that. it creates a good impression when I say. okay thanks a lot for being here. President Obama and then he has to get. up and go because everyone imagines him. having big things to do you know thank. you so much Jane Fonda and she gets up. and she runs out because she's Jane. Fonda she has a lot to do yes uh you by. sticking around yes are are like a. fungus you're um you're creating this. this illusion and maybe it's not an. illusion that you you really have.

nothing to do no it's it's a illusion of. staying power of consistency of always. there can't stop won't stop you know. 1960s Celtics you know what I mean wow. okay yes well we were all just thinking. about the 1960 Celtics so shout out to. Drew. Hinson you know you're making my. brothers very happy right now oh nice. yeah hey red hour back huh oh nice are. they Mass holes okay uh let's yes I was. recently taught this word okay yes they. are they okay are my brother oh.

nice great um have you been to Boston. yes I've been to Boston I've been to. where where are you from it's just. Boston it's not Boston Boston yeah yeah. it's uh did you like it there I did like. it very much I enjoyed it I like to uh. the Fleet Center was very enjoyable to. see and you are from Boston right. outside Brookline Massachusetts oh I. heard that's the tun of Massachusetts is. that. correct it's not the taunt of. Massachusetts it's a lovely little town. that's right on the Boston line you can. walk into Boston in seconds or if you.

get in trouble you can quickly leave. Boston get into chipto out I used to do. that a lot when I'd get in trouble yeah. back in the. day I was quite a naughty boy I like it. what did you do oh I'd stay late at the. library yeah sometimes I take out a book. and I turn it in a day late oh overdue. baby yeah every now and then I'd get a. free sample of an ice cream that I. didn't intend to buy in the first place. sneaky suck a small.

spoon so yeah I was a real wild man back. in the day um but uh well it is nice to. have you here thank you uh and and. awkward as well yeah it's cu no guest. has ever been in the third act segment. and you somehow have done it twice both. times you were on right I'm like that. villain that was murdered in act two but. then maybe not murdered hard enough so. then he's back a slasher that gets back. up off the floor yes yes sorry again. yeah so it's funny that we're bringing. this up and you're not even becoming.

self-conscious and leaving now you're. still sticking around why don't we try. asking him to leave oh if you just said. this I would leave yes of course flula I. think you should go oh okay great. everyone wait great to meet you byebye. what oh oh I didn't really think that. simple no I didn't either oh wow he. really is leaving wow he's getting his. wait why is he getting separate shirts. yeah why he oh this is a sun wait you've. asked a question yes he's. back he's back so shirts are important. to cover your body because no matter how. many creams you wipe on your face and. arms you can still receive uh sunburns.

but you already have a shirt layers. layers are for players man oh okay oh. that's long sleeve long sleeve I see and. a hood oh okay it's a hood yes a hoot is. something else an owl H hood hood hood. hoot hood hood who let the dogs out okay. don't no a hood did not let the dogs out. oh uh okay you um where you going well. okay well now we now you have to stay. because we were going to do something. but we don't have time to do that now. you might as well stick around till the.

end oh maybe we could take a voicemail. from you I would love it okay send in a. voicemail hey uh let's let's check. there's a voice mail now I'm told from a. flu la Borg is that right yeah yes. that's correct and he has a question for. us let's let's talk to what's play for. us hey everyone uh it's me flu laor how. are you doing. today okay that doesn't seem like. there's any other sound shy voicemail. that is a terrible voicemail usually. they ask a question let's see if flu. leor left another one hey everyone is my.

second message apologies for the first. message which was a question um I wanted. to see how everyone is doing today and. also tonight and I will see for God's. sake he didn't learn from the first. voicemail there's a third hold on oh. there's a third let's check it out hello. Conan it's me flula I just wanted to. confirm our recording of the podcast. tomorrow at 1300 hours and to uh just. confirm the payment which is 13. bisquits do you have those.

okay uh I yes we'll give him bis hey. it's me I'm still on the I forgot I have. one more. question Oh you's still on I can't. believe I spoke there was a long Gap in. that voicemail and guess what there's a. gap every time I talk which is weird. just wanted to say everyone um bye-bye. to you and have a very nice day do you. get. it is that the end of it it is and then. what's so weird is that he's still here. no he's still here yeah um I asked you.

to do a simple improv what was. it where you leave a you know a. voicemail that was like oh Conan and. tell us what's your favorite pet and it. allows us to fill out the segment but. you couldn't even do that oh sorry no no. it's too late you you you it's. ridiculous okay hello Conan it's me. flula I would like to know what is your. favorite pet so you can fill out the. segment I guess it would be my dog my. dog I love my dog you also have cats so. you you play favorites yeah I like dogs. better I'm a c guy no I hate cats are.

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