Flula Borg Went To Berlin With Conan | Inside Conan
so we went to Berlin yes with you we did. and well I mean you really kind of took. us to Berlin well you know yes a little. bit I invited show us your Berlin I. showed you my Berlin uh on other items. as well. reference to my testicles yes yes and. penis yes I've never yeah I didn't look. I want that to be clear I didn't look. out of respect thank you I did just. because lighting is important to me. Shadows I want to make sure everything. was properly yes like one of the.
Renaissance I saw you noticed like flula. has a third leg and then you looked up. you're like oh no you're merely a shadow. there are a lot of peni on that beach oh. we went to a nude beach it was mostly. peanut I didn't see as many naked women. yeah vagina. is is that the norm with with nude. beaches like this or preponderance of. males more penis and yeah I think I.
think so it's probably most are sausage. parties right I would think yes yes. schnitzel as well if we're when in. Germany it's a bratwurst party but yeah. yes yes so yeah more part for us than I. don't know whatever we're saying no yes. pretzels the pretzels yes the folded. pretzels. yeah yes let's see if things work out. hey whoa uh things did not work out. that was the narrator yeah yes I took.
you I invited Conan when I met him and. you guys are the first time on the show. I would very much like to go to Germany. maybe maybe I could come to Germany with. you I will join you and you will join me. we would be like a three-legged sack. race but with no sack and it's not a. race we will take our time. I just thought I would say it yeah you. didn't think anyone would follow up on. that no oh this was the first and last. time I would ever speak with Conan. O'Brien that was my I was convinced yes. yeah because you you would probably.
invited a lot of other people to Germany. everyone all the time yeah that's your. your Ploy yeah smart you never know he's. gonna take up that's my icebreak you. know that's how I do it come with me to. Dusseldorf and no one and and you're. it's sort of a game of chicken because. you're like well I at least got the. credit for offering and they're not. going to take me up and then no one. feeds me chicken yes that's good yeah. you hope that's how you played yeah yeah. but right on the air he was like yeah. I'd love to go with you it was an. instant match it was a deep match yes it.
was a big bang we both swiped the. correct direction yes yes and then you. joined as well it was very fun we both. got to go that was one of my favorite. trips. of the one of the travel shows we've. done so far yes I loved going to Berlin. Berlin is a really fun city there's so. much going on oh I agree there's really. cool people yeah delicious food yeah. angular haircuts yes well yeah so we did. a we did a shoe plotler remote and I. think I didn't realize at the time but. you grew up doing shoe plotler correct.
yes and that's a dance a cultural dance. a cultural dance sure yeah yeah describe. yeah it's like uh The Running Man of. early Bavaria oh and so except this less. running more hopping uh lots of slapping. hands in the air like you just don't. care and then you slap both knees and. buttocks and just sometimes slap your. feet Yes like a hacky sack hakisaki yes. you may touch other people's uh if I. mean be careful to not hit the penile or. the vagina but you can hit in those. General regions as well yeah and then.
lots of polkamu's music is playing. [Applause]. all right. [Applause]. okay what do you wear for that anything. you like but also only leader hose okay.
is that why because Lederhosen seem like. they might be a little bit protective in. the crotch area because it's it's. leather it's stiff leather you mean like. there's a condom built in well I guess I. mean that that seems like the right. clothing to wear if you're gonna get. slapped on the on the crotch yes of. course yes if you hit a cow's hide. versus if you hit a nylon yes one will. hurt and Bruise Your Clementines and the. other one will protect those the shock. absorber that's correct yes yes yes yes. yes yes so sort of safety safety first.
that's how we do it this is how we do it. Montel Jordan hello dude so is there a. limited shelf life or shoot plot like do. they get you like your brain injuries. you're asking is there like a Kareem. Abdul-Jabbar that played 20 seasons of. shoe plattler everyone else is like. three to five years Emmitt Smith's. running back yes before you become. sterile. yes steal everyone they're such poachers.
The Bling blancs yeah yeah there's an. omelette somewhere no one tells you. where we invite you to guess the. umlab is coming from inside the building. that's correct yes. just going back to inviting Conan oh. sure uh did you really think. that was going to happen of course not. no no I truly did think I would be. escort at the middle of the taping away. from the show before making no sense and. then referencing stacked with a. restraining order immediately slept. somewhere with something yes of course.
and had you spent a lot of time I know. you're obviously from Germany had you. spent a lot of time specifically in. Berlin the wonderful thing is I don't. know Berlin at all uh this is it's like. if you ask a man from Tulsa to then say. hey show me Manhattan right right right. what okay I don't know the Met which one. the baseball team nobody knows it's a. chance to study up I Googled it yes yeah. okay yeah yeah just like a good tutor be. one chapter ahead of the student. exactly that's all I was yeah but it was. fun I can speak the language and no one.
else could be well I can bail you know. we know I have limitations you know just. as a human person but I was able to. communicate yeah definitely.
