Flula Borg Wants Conan’s Advice | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

do you have questions for flula I mean. I'm opening the floor I mean I I I I. guess I just have maybe more advice cuz. to me oh I would love this no not to. give you advice I would like to get. advice oh okay I just I just feel like. you've kind of got it figured out in. some sort of cosmic way do you have I. would I would disagree only on his his. clothing choices um I don't always agree. with flula today is dressed what are you. wearing you're wearing a fleece that has. uh oh and you have duct tape duct tape.

on your green pants yes and these are. like chromy green you could do green. screen on them yeah that's like you like. it's like you took a weatherman set and. made pants reverse kabot crane yeah and. then you've got a fenny pack that you. have a fenny Pack that's yes very. strange is that uh well Conan you will. not remember this as you have gifted so. many things to so many people uh which. is to include this you gave did I did I. get that for you one during a Comic Con. of 2018 I joined you and we ate donuts. and you gave me several Fanny p that's.

very nice of me it was oh thank you very. much and I very much appreciate this I. didn't even realize I I gave that to you. you did that's a SE like a more elegant. fanny pack that's a nice one you know. and I was going to say that's because. you have some bad fanny packs I'm just. going to be honest very yes aw they have. tigers on them and stuff and that's. actually quite tasteful and nice this. this is very nice yes I I very much. agree with you and I'm very grateful to. you Conan once more thank you all right. you're being very formal about this we. didn't just sign a peace treaty it's. okay all right I apologize um yes I'm.

wanting to make 60 Minutes of haha and. I'm going to tour around the country I. would like one more piece of advice. before you delete and format the hard. drives of this podcast well that. wouldn't be me that would be go goly. this is one of my favorites uh I um I. think it's important for you to maybe. get outside uh because you spend so much. time working out that I don't think. you're you know comedy is all about. observations you know you look at. Seinfeld you walks around you know who.

look at that guy what's he doing you. know it's that kind of thing have you. notice when you go you know you want. what you want to do is you want to. notice things and say hey have you. noticed when you know the other day I. was over there you know buying a ice. cream pop over at the ice cream store. and then I noticed this don't you to. hate it when they do blank and blank and. then the audience is like oh my God he's. just like me I don't think you can do. that because you don't go outside you're. just inside working out listening to. music from 1991 yeah I just don't you.

hate it when they play songs from. 1997 that's your opening bit well it's. I'm attempting yeah you can't do um you. can't do observational humor if you. haven't gone outside your apartment. observing if you're a strange German man. uh and you're inside your apartment. lifting weights and occasionally uh. blowing into a horn um what oh you meant. sorry I didn't y yeah you're not going. to be able to do good observational.

comedy okay you know what I'm saying. yeah so I will now go outside we have. plenty of the screens and just observe. things and then say what I have observed. to people who are sitting in chairs yeah. try and try and make it like a joke. don't just say you know I was have you. noticed when you go outside you know. there the parking meter and it actually. you put the money in and two minutes. then you get the it's got to be a real. observation Oh I thought okay that was. yeah that was just describing what a. parking meter does and then you say you.

get it no don't say you get it don't say. you get it I'm very excited con I feel. prepared um I see an intense outline of. questions that you guys wanted to ask me. what what else I don't think we got to. any of I you know what's so funny uh. usually I have notes here about things. to talk about but with you I think. that's a waste of time I'm a SL so I. threw the notes away I do as well yes I. uh I I I what is there I mean it's. ridiculous why would I why would I look. at notes to talk to flu la what the. purpose yeah what is the purpose what is.

the purpose I agree I don't know we'll. be right back after these massages no no. we're not having we're not giving. massages we're not getting do you ever. get massages by the way I receive no uh. uh it's not a pleasure to me to it's not. a pleasure to have your body rubbed no. no I like a light tickle as if a feather. has perhaps you know again from forest. gum and it lands on your leg I like this. okay how many times have you watched. Forest gum 14 times last year oh last. year Force soundtrack.

okay you know. it a couple hundred bucks sorry about. that everyone keep costing us money. every time you sing a song do me a favor. do not sing any lead Zeppelin we can't. afford that oh so no. cash okay don't okay y sorry all right. um what do you do uh what are you doing. tonight would you and ever would you and. I ever go out together the two of us do. you go outside and enjoy things in the. evening well that's an insulting. question of course I do oh okay don't I. look like a man of the world yes of. course don't I look like I get outside a. lot you are 65 69 with here yes of.

course okay so uh yes I go outside I. like to go to a restaurant occasionally. I would join you at restaurants I would. enjoy you outside uh in a place where. clubbing is occurring or dancing or also. staring uh do you like sushi yes okay. yeah I enjoy Sushi I enjoy other things. also okay Matt do you enjoy Sushi I. Love Sushi great I'm trying to. incorporate everyone into this oh thank. you I think we should go with everybody. Adam do you like sushi Eduardo don't. care for it you don't like it then it's. not then it it can't happen wow if I.

mean sorry that's how I that's how I. roll ifo can't be there I need to bring. everybody here just hates it unanimous. really you don't like sushi I I just I. it's something about the texture of this. the texture is the best part the texture. like butter it's fantastic I maybe I. haven't had the right one is there one. you re one you recommend yes it's. beep Sushi see you there see you. there with a I love Sushi it's with. a pH okay it's right around the corner. from tun Center.

the tun Center for humanitarian causes. of course it's just a wonderful. wonderful I you know what I'm going to. make that my you know every celebrity. has their oh yeah uh you know they have. it's like your Think Tank my my cause. you know like please donate money to the. tun Center tun Center yes be wherever. you want I will be there you'll be there. for the for for tun Center yes I will. cut all those ribbons okay give me no. ribbons at the tun Center why not just. uh yeah. okay oh that's my improv style it's just.

when I don't have something to go yeah I. like that yeah I do it as well um I hope. you're not deported I think you will be. soon oh it's a matter of just a few days. I I honestly think when this hits oh the. government's going to be on you. immediately why is this man here I wrote. a techno song when I was first deported. so I will just write a second one that's. how you do it okay yeah and how do you. keep getting back into the country. because you've been deported several. times I am uh I know I may look as this. but I am very uh Flex I mean I can so. you've just FedEx yourself into the.

country you yeah youex you mainly DHL. though just to be on brand. yeah yeah F do you have any projects. that are coming up that I can promote do. you have anything sure uh I. inadvertently forgot to remove the lens. caps from an entire sitcom and recorded. an entire season of this uh it was it's. called fla makes five and so now we've. turned it into a podcast I I hired my. cousin Hines to uh run the cameras he's. an idiot so we have we have eight of a.

fulllength sitcom called flula makes. five the premise is uh I am living in. the basement of a house and a family of. four does not read the fine print and. purchase the house so flula makes five. is Alf meets Mr badier okay that sounds. uh what's the word Dreadful it sounds. Dreadfort oh Dreadfort You Love Game of. Thrones Ramsey. bolon yes oh he tortured Rick yes he. sure did that's where he did it that's. where he did it.