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[Music]. Do I have to tell the truth? >> You can do whatever you like. >> Great. >> Hello. Uh, my name is Phil Collins. and um, and I feel so studio about being Conan. O'Brien's friend. >> Okay. >> Hey, welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a. Friend. Uh joined by Sona and Matt, my.

chums, my amigos. Um I was in New York. recently doing some taping for the pod. I was solo. I missed you guys. >> We missed you, too. >> Yeah, not that much, but I missed you. I. do miss you. It's better. We weren't. invited, just to be clear. It's. expensive. Um there's not a lot of. flights that go from LA to New York. >> Uh we looked into it very. >> early. I don't think so. >> It is once a month, I think. But anyway, not a lot of airlines. not a lot of. service between those two major hubs. My. point is that um at one point, and I.

don't remember what it was because I. don't remember things, but one of my. happiest I I I tend to make people. laugh, but one of my happiest things. ever is when I can make Adam Sachs. when I can catch him by surprise with. something really insane. And I don't. remember what it was. I did some bit and. it may not be repeatable on the air. It. is not repeatable on the air. >> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's not repeatable on. the air because I say inc I I I say.

insane things. >> but I'm thinking now I'm tearing up. >> and I took he started laughing and. what's great about Adam Sax is that he's. not he's someone who's always kind of in. control and he's very goodnatured and. he's sweet. But twice, that time and another time, I've made. him laugh where he can't stop laughing. And he holds his hand in front of his. mouth. And I got a I took a series of. photos. >> Oh, wow. >> And it's him.

>> I haven't seen these. >> You haven't seen these? No. But I um. >> I have a very vivid memory of what. you're talking about. >> It's this. >> Oh, yes, I know this. >> And then he can't stop and his hand. always goes to his face and he covers. his mouth as if he was beaten as a. child. if he laughed and. >> I was so like out of control that in. this in this moment that I I was sitting. in a chair and I leaned over and I. slapped the floor really hard and I. don't even know why. I just I could not. control myself and then I ended up. >> You'll have to tell me after the the pod.

what it was and I'm sure it was. something that cannot be repeated. really funny. >> I'm a a terrible person. But um but uh I. think you're such a good guy that. sometimes if I come in with something. that's completely insane and not. tracking, I can get Adam and that makes. me super happy because when it does. happen, it's rare. It's like spotting. this, you know, there's this uh creature. in the woods that's only been.

photographed once. If I can get him, it's really satisfying. are certain. people on staff you hone in on because. they don't give it up to you that. >> one of your two children. >> Yes. One of my two children also. Samantha Curry who works on our digital. team will give it up to you to. >> love Samantha. Love Samantha. And. Samantha will just stare at me and say. and and nod shake her head no slowly. >> Yeah. >> And I'll say come on. She'll be like no. >> And I see you working harder to just try. to get something out of her. >> Yeah. And and I it's funny because it's.

this fine line between disappointment. and joy. I love the I'm I'm I'm like a. fish on a hook. Like I've got to try and. get Samantha. I'm not getting Samantha. If I really got her, it would terrify. me. >> You're like a comedy masochist or. something. >> I am. I am. I'm drawn to the one who. ism. No. >> Yeah. >> And she's really good. She's a very good. straight. She's just like And also I'm. sure she means it, but she's just like. nope. >> Uh nope. I think I laugh a lot. I just.

maybe I don't. >> No, you laugh a lot, but you don't lose. it. And to get you to lose it to the. point where. >> you're banging on the floor with your. fist and then it's becomes I mean I. think that was the day I interviewed. Martin Short and we had such a. spectacular and I love him but I went. away going I walked away from that. building uh in next across the street. from Rock Center that day thinking, "Yeah, I got him. I really got Adam. today." Not thinking about Marty Short,

a comedy icon who graced me with his. presence. I'm like, "Yeah, I really got. Adam. I got Hey. Hey guys, I got Adam. today. Who's Adam? And who are you? You. know, stopping vendors on the street. I. got Adam. I got Adam. Would you like. some of this? No, I don't want your. chicken. >> All right. Well, we got to get into it. We got a lot to do. My guest today is a. hilarious actor. He's a comedian, magician, mind meldder. Uh he's a lovely. he's a force. He's a force in the.

industry and he's a a good friend. I'm. thrilled he's here. Fluorg, welcome. >> You're Fluorg, >> please. >> Please. You're an international man of. mystery. >> Oh, the bag is out of the cat. >> No, no, it's the cat is out of the bag. Oh, >> that's how you say it here. >> That's how we say it here. >> Oh, okay. Tell me. Yes. You and I have. done many things together. We went to. >> Berlin together. You've you toured with.

me. Uh I I'm going to say this up front. >> Say it. >> I love you. >> I love you as well. >> I you I delight in all things Foolorg. >> He's a delightful fellow. We We can't. get enough flu. You are such a funny. fellow. I don't even think you're aware. you're funny. You're just representing. your upbringing, your country. >> Yes. Just human beings, homo sapiens, fluorg. How are you guys? >> We're going really well. Wonderful. >> It's wonderful to have you here. As. always, you were dressed and I know. we're a podcast, but you can go and.

>> check out the video. You um you dress. unlike anyone I've ever met. Always uh. Mitt the fanny pack. Mit for with um. today's is uh there you you never double. up on a fanny pack. I never see the same. fanny pack twice. We've discussed this. before, but this one looks like it's. made of malebinim, the most powerful. metal in the world. >> Yes. It's part of the periodic table of. elements. Of course. Uh this also if you. have some something in your tooth, you. have a tooth in your mouth, a tooth in. your thing, you can check it in my fanny. pack. >> It's very nice. It's like a mirror. >> Yes. On the wall. Who is the one with.

food in his mouth? >> Oh, very nice. And so that's very. useful. And and of course you always. keep uh important items in your fanny. pack. >> Absolutely. Yes. >> What do you call it in uh is it Austria? Uh where do where you're from? >> Well, I am my originations. Yes. I'm. German. Yes. And. >> I didn't I know Austria is different. I. think of it as all the same. Oh yeah, >> it all looks the same to you. >> Well, it does. I'm sorry. You go to one, they go like, "You want a strudel cake?". And then you go to the other one, they're like, "We'll have a strudel. cake.". >> Okay, that first one was Austria. The. second one was Munich.

>> Okay. Well, I'm sorry. >> Okay. >> I'm sorry. But when I'm in Austria, I. think I'm in Germany. And when I'm in. Germany, I think I'm in Austria. And if. that's offensive to people out there, I. apologize. I'm American. We're an. ignorant people. >> Yeah. And um if you wish to disagree. with me, you can swim across the Gulf of. America, >> find me and we'll straighten this. out. >> Oh wow. Shots fired at who? No one. knows. >> Oh, no one knows. No one knows. There it. was a gun with blanks. >> Oh, okay. >> Um you are from Germany. >> That's correct.

>> And uh and and what do you call the. fanny pack in Germany? >> I call it a fanny pack. >> Oh, okay. I wish it had a fun name like. a glyenha. >> Oh, the glyenha is actually how you uh. repair flat tires. Yes. Very nice. >> But if you'd like to, you may call it a. >> btasha. Which means a stomach pocket, which. sounds like Yes. What What's a kangaroo. have? >> Yes. Yes. Say it again for me. >> Now say it backwards. >> Nice. >> There's nothing he can't do. >> You got very German. You said, "Oh, nice. >> Nice.". >> The backwards.

>> That That was a very Strutgard accent. Just saying. >> I'm just saying. I stole mine from Dana. Carvey, who probably stole his from a. comedian in Strutgard. Um, you uh you're. also wearing I want to talk about uh I. don't know what to call it. Would you. call it a sweat suit? What would you. guys call it? >> Tracksuit. Like a barb wire hatched. tracksuit. >> Yeah, it's very strange looking. I mean. wonderful looking. >> This looks like uh if I swallowed an EKG. >> but it's of Usain Bolt. Very very. systematic and low levels.

>> Yes. Yes. Very systematic, low level. And it appears that you're in good. health. You work out a lot. Flula. >> Is this true? It is true because I shook. your hand in the hallway. >> We did do this. >> and you crushed my hand and the carbon. in my body became a diamond which I plan. to sell. >> You should sell this. >> I'm going to sell my right hand. Um, >> may I buy it? >> Would you say? >> May I buy your right hand? Not for. inappropriate reasons. Co, >> I might need it back if you know what I. mean. >> I do as well. >> Yes. Because of masturbation.

>> Masturbation. Yes. Yes. Um, how do you. call that in your country? >> Masturbation. Yeah. Schnitzel. >> Oh, Schnutzle. You say I need a little. time with the schnutzle. >> It's time for schnutzle side. >> Yeah. I'm going to lock the door and. have some schnitzle. >> Why? Why lock the door? >> Well, in case someone walks in and goes, >> that's the only thing that works for me. >> Okay. What? >> So, some guys like to be walked in on. >> Okay, thanks. >> Yeah, I'm just telling. I thought. >> I know. I know. Okay. >> What do you mean? I know. I know. I. know. >> Why are you telling her? >> Well, I don't know. >> Yeah, maybe Matt wants to know that,

too. >> Do you like being walked in on? >> Are you kidding? >> Well, I don't know. With Kesha, you were. pretty quick to walk in on her when she. was in the bathroom. on a recent podcast. Never walks in. We've had, you know, all these other. people on. Never walks in. Ces, he had. an axe he took to the door. >> That's true. Are you a walk or a walkie? I know. You know. >> Exactly. Do you like to be walked in on. when you're doing your what is it. called? Schnotzle. Okay. Schnutzle. >> To be clear, that is what I call it. >> I call I thought was when you do the. nipples. >> When you rotate counterclockwise and.

clockwise around your own areolas. >> Yes. Depending. Unless you're in. Australia and you go the other way. >> It's other way around. Yes. Southern. Hemisphere reverse it. >> If you do it enough, you get Radio Free. Europe. >> and this. >> Listen, you and I have a certain. something which should never be released. into the public. >> Agreed. Are we recording this? >> No, I hope not. This will be destroyed. Matt is giving me the signal that none. of this is being recorded. And Eduardo. is uh erasing as we go. He just keeps. pushing delete. >> Delete. Delete. >> Thank you, Eduardo. Thank you, Matthew. >> Yes. >> Matias. >> Matias.

>> Matias. >> Matias. Yeah. Yeah. The th for us. Do. you have Germanic descent at all? Are. you a. >> No, but I took two years of German in. high school and watched a lot of World. War II movies. >> And I took a I took a German out for two. years. >> Oh my god. >> I'm trying to be clever. Is that a. clever thing? >> No, I don't think so. I'm looking to the. judges. And no, it wasn't. >> Well, thank you again for taking me out. for 772 days. >> A. >> You and I, we've traveled around. We. have a good time together. You're a. wonderful, funny uh performer. And I.

think I think you bring a fresh. perspective because we are in a time in. this world where people are suspicious. of people from other countries. >> Really? I thought everything's going. great. >> Okay. Well, I have you on because I want. to say, look, uh, these people from. other countries, they can be quite. wonderful and delightful. Um, and that. is why I, you know, I love to travel the. world, but I also like to have world. travelers come to me. >> Come to you. It's much cheaper. You do. not have to worry about time zones. >> And also the food. Oh, I can't the Venus.

Schnitzle. It's too much. >> You don't like it? You need your. >> No, I like Venus Schnitzle, but it's. when they every meal they say, "Would. you like our special Venus Schnitle?". And they act like, "Yeah, we just had. that nine days in a row.". >> Well, listen, you must go 10 days every. time. That's the rule. Double digit. Vinnit, then move to the Pomus. >> You're a delightful fellow. >> As are you, Conan. >> And I did seriously want to ask you. about your workout regimen in the past. You told me that you worked with this. this guy who just I think beat you with.

uh a leather cord or something. It was. just it sounded very masochistic your. workout. >> Yes. This is Paulo Mashitti. He's a. shame based trainer. He's from Italy. Shame. >> Yes. We share an axis history, but. neither one of us was involved. >> So, okay. And you did you is that was. that your posting looking for an a. trainer from the. >> must be either Italian or Japanese. Sorry. and not having been involved. >> That's correct. Yes. >> Well, if they were involved, they'd be. like 110 years old now.

>> Yeah. And very wonderful with the. cardiovascular. They're still alive. >> Teach me your tips. >> Do one push-up and then they fall over. >> Done. >> Uh you um But he it sounded your workout. sounded intense with this gentleman. >> Well, it's very verbally abusive. >> and so. >> And you like that because you're very. self-hating. >> Yes. I need all of the negativity. I. turn this into positivity. It's like. when you put a battery inside of a. flashlight. >> It turns it on. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Yes. If the battery is outside, what. does it do? >> It does nothing. >> It waits to be inserted.

>> into your mag. >> Okay. Okay. Um, >> do you know what I mean? >> No, I don't. I don't know what you mean. I No. >> In this metaphor, Paulo is the battery. and I am a a large metal stiff. flashlight. >> He energizes you. He fills you with. light. >> like that rabbit. Yes. Yes. And um Okay. Good God. I don't know what to do. But. you as as a result. I've seen you without your shirt on. We.

won't talk about that. We actually have. footage of it from our travel show to. Germany. And uh the ladies their eyes. fell out of their heads and some of the. fellas. Um you look like you've been. chiseled by Michelangelo. >> Oh wow. Which turtle is that? >> Uh no no not the turtle. The great. sculptor. >> with a stick. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> No. No. Oh, he had the small knives. >> No, no, no, no. Michelangelo. >> was with the pizza. >> Okay, >> just let it drop. What I was trying to. say is that uh very impressive and this.

is an obsession of yours. Do you think. that's very Germanic to want to have a. powerful body? >> A tutonic trait. >> Yes. >> I need structure in my life. Conan, life. is chaos. What's happening? Nobody. knows. You eat, you pee, you poo, you. sleep. Sometimes I need an added. activity. That activity is lifting. things up and down in rapid succession. Well, sometimes sometimes slow. succession is also well. Other thing. that's good is succession, the TV show. >> Okay. All right. Let's not. You're. always here to plug a show that you. weren't on that no longer exists. Last.

time you talked incessantly about I. Dream of Genie. No one's watched that. show for 50 years. >> Really? Blink. >> Okay. No. Okay. Pretending to blink on a. podcast is a waste of everyone's time. >> So, so no one could hear that. >> No one could hear it. Um, have you seen. Little House on the Prairie? >> Yeah. Okay. Again, you're plugging. something that no one watches anymore. Okay. >> You know, you do a wonderful service, uh, Flula, if I may call you Flula. >> Please do it. It's my name. >> Uh, Flula, you make what you call a. Flender. >> Yes, I do. >> It's a calendar, but it's a Flula. calendar. And then you send it to all of.

us, and they're always delightfully uh. fun. >> Because each month is you having a bit. of a prank. >> Um, some fun with the visual. And it for. 2025, your Flounder was photos of you. spoofing various movie covers uh and. changing the title. Home Alone, you. changed to Unsupervised Juvenile. >> That's correct. Yes. >> Speed changed to Rapid. >> Rapid. Yes. >> Austin Powers changed to Munich. Strengths. >> Munich Strengths. Yes. >> And Scarface to Blemish.

>> Yes, of course. >> And um you make these calendars and. they're very funny. The visuals are very. funny. and you send them to all your. friends and they help get me through the. year because I can be a depressive and. sometimes I'm feeling a little down. >> and then I go and I look at your. calendar and um I'm still down. >> Yeah, I was going to say does not change. your mood probably. >> No, it tells you what day it is. >> Yes, I know what day I'm depressed. >> Well, yeah. Which day is depression? This one. >> Thanks. May 2nd. >> My favorite I will tell you is. Beetlejuice was termite gravy. So stupid.

You um you've had some success recently. in in film. You have. >> Oh, geologically speaking, yes. >> What's that? >> Geologically, it's been recent. Yes. >> No. Oh, no. Please. I want to say in. last summer, you were in the Amazon. movie My Spy, The Eternal City. Your. co-star was David Bautista. You played a. serious villain. Yes. >> You love a villain. >> Oh, I like to be a bad boy. >> Yeah. Yes. And And it must be fun. because I know that was me taking off my. sunglasses. Oh. Um, I know that you uh.

like you're very locked in and so when. you get to be naughty on the screen. Do. you know what I mean? That must be a. release for you. >> Well, when you are in line at the. Chipotle waiting to order your bowl of. burrito, >> you must be nice and friendly and. courteous. >> Yes. Yes. >> But when you are told, "Be rude to David. Bautista. Try to give him a Wuji." Then. you do not have to be nice. And that's. fine. >> Sorry. Wuji is Oh, you're Is that you're. trying to say wedgie? >> I don't know. It's when you re uh grab. the underweares or perhaps the bikini. bottoms of a man or woman and go up. >> Yes. And then of course the the fabric.

goes up into the uh. >> ideally up into the anus. >> Into the fish the fisher. Well, don't. say anus. >> What did you call it? The fishery. >> The fisher. The crack. Yeah. >> The fisher. >> There's no reason to get to the anus. You can just say into the fisher. >> Into the fisher. Like Fisher Price. Like. the toys. KB Toys. >> No. F I S U R E. Fisher. >> If you say so. >> Okay. I do say so. You're American now, buddy. Thank you very much. our rules. and we know our we know our wedgies. better than anybody. >> Is this true? >> We invented them. The wedgie was. invented in America in 1915. >> Oh, Degrassi Junior High. >> That's Canadian. Oh, it is. Yeah. Oh,

sorry. Canada. >> You're so screwed up. >> Are you speaking to them again? We don't. know what's happening. >> Uh, we're working it all out. Okay. Yes. Our leader is taking care of it. Great. And we trust him. >> You um you. >> Yes. >> Just say it. call them. I don't think. you have a purpose like this podcast. I. think you are without rudder. I think. you are drifting and you say what's your. next question? Question. This is a you. are a tornado of foolishness of. absurdity. What do you mean what's the.

next question? >> You could have stopped at you don't have. a purpose and I would agreed with you. heavily. >> Oh, what just kind of juice? Oh, this. looks like blood. >> This I'm drinking right now. >> Arowan. Um, yeah, >> I know from the color. >> We were sent uh a uh I did an event. recently. >> Um, >> the Oscars, you might have heard of it. >> No, I'm not bragging about that. It was. this uh I did an event for the show uh. Severance, which is my favorite TV show. right now. I love Severance. And they.

asked me to host a panel and then uh. Apple, that show is on Apple. And Apple. sent a little basket of apples and some. juices. >> Oh, how literal. >> And I went, >> I know. Of course, I was ripping through. the the bag looking for a computer or a. watch or something. Apples and juices, but they're very good. Trust me, I do. not need any uh free items. >> You have enough free items? >> No, I don't. What about you? They can. give them to you and then you can give. them to. >> Eduardo has made it clear that he.

doesn't want anything for free and he. doesn't want any of you to get anything. for free. And I admire that about you, Eduardo. >> Not true. >> You don't want an an order of AirPods. Pro? >> No, he said no. Nothing. We all do. Um, I was gifted recently a vintage 1958. Porsche, completely restored, and uh, Eduardo made me give it back. He said, "It's not it's not a good look for the. company." I said, "Well, do you want. it?" And he said, "Not only do I not. want it, no one should have it.". >> Well, who gave it to you? The United. Arab Emirates. >> Yes. >> The Emirates. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. I've done some favors for the. Emirates. >> I have seen it.

>> Yeah. >> Why are you still on MySpace? >> It's worked out for me. Let's just put. that. >> I agree. Yes. Yes. Now, um, let's. >> put me in your top six, just so you. know, for future reference. >> Let's get back to you because you're the. one that people care about. Tell me. about the child flula. What how did you. become this improbable uh, ridiculous. man? Were you what were your interests? What did you love to do? Did you run. through the fields? Did you um did you. have friends? Tell me about yourself. >> Yes and no. Uh, so I did enjoy the.

fields of running. I had very little. friends and very little uh siblings. By. that I mean zero. I didn't kill or eat. them. They simply didn't come out of my. mother's hole. >> Fisher. >> Sorry. >> Fisher. Fisher. >> Fisher. Thank you. Thank you, Matias. >> Out of her fish. Thank you, Matias. >> So, there was only actually my zero. things came from her. Fish Fisher. >> Well, no, you came. >> Well, I was a salad. I came out. >> You You came out. >> I came out as a salad. >> So, you were the entree. No, you were. the appetizer.

>> I was all three of those. I was like in. and out. There's what you get to get a. burger. Bye-bye. You know. >> Okay. So this was your crazy uh horrific way. of saying no siblings. You were an only. child. Yes. So you were born and they. said uh there'll be no more of this. >> Well something in German and I couldn't. intelligent bullet it cuz I was very. young. >> You're very young. >> Yeah. >> Um when you're a baby in Germany, do you. cry angrily? Do you go. >> Well, I'm just curious. >> Yeah. It starts that way. >> Yeah. We have to adjust. It's like a.

modulation. Sometimes it's screaming. You have to get to whispers. We. >> go. >> Yeah. Yeah. And yet it isn't the other. direction. You're correct. You guys I. believe goooo gaga. >> Yes. >> We gaga goooo. >> Very good. >> And people say cultures can't come. together. They understand each other. But they can. >> They can sexually. >> Okay. That's not. >> just cut that. >> No. No. We're not Eduardo stopped. listening a long time ago. >> He's left the room. >> Do you What did you do for fun? What did. Young Flu do for fun? We understand that. you ran through the fields and that you. were alone. We know why. But what were.

you doing for fun? Did you like music? What did you watch on television? What. influenced young Flula? >> Well, to say this implies there has been. an evolution. Uh, things have not. changed since I was young Flaula. I. listened to CNC Music Factory. Uh, things that make you go hm. >> Do you know that song? >> Uh, >> I was at the club sitting by the. fireplace drinking cocoa on the bare. skin rug. >> That that's CNC Music Factory. >> This would be Yes. Colon Cvilis or CNC.

>> Okay. going to make you bleed. >> Yes. Dope enough indeed. I paid the. price to control the dice. I'm more. precise to the point I'm nice. Yes. >> Incredible. I mean, this is fantastic. And And you, Matias, >> I lived a life. I'm a grown man. I've. lived a life. >> You have lived a life. A deep life. Did. you grow up also in heirlang, Germany? >> Yes. Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh my.

I feel like I'm in Glorious Bastards and. I'm just trying to hope no one notices. me that I'm an American. >> Yeah. If you use if you use the thumb, that's what got him in trouble. >> That's how you do it. Yes. And this is. also I have nailed a tray. Jason Tatum, your favorite player. Yes. Yes. From. Dublin. >> from the Celtics. Yes. He is an. Irishman. A good Irishman. >> No, Mr. Tatum. >> Um originally Mr. Tater. >> Uh. I got to go. Listen, we're going to talk. about you some more. So, you would hang. out in the clubs, you like CNC Music.

Factory, and you still do to this day. Did you like the song It's Raining Men? Hallelujah. >> Hallelujah. It's raining men. I mean, it's an acceptable uh song. >> I always listened to that song and. thought men are falling to their deaths, >> right? >> You know what I mean? Crap. When a man, they all die and they land on the happy. women who are excited that men are. falling. Shattered vertebrae. >> It's all a very Thelma Louise song. because at the end they will be also. crushed by the weight of these men. Assuming these men are of normal height, weight, and mass. >> Yes. Yes. And they've reached critical.

speed. Uh. >> terminal velocity. Literally. >> Terminal velocity. Yes. Literally ter. >> This is, you know, it's funny. >> If you listen to this, not this, but if. you listen slowly, you'll occasionally. hear something intelligent. >> It's like every now and then it's this. stew that's just got nothing. But every. now and then there's a just a little. piece of beef. >> in the song. It's raining men. Hallelujah. >> No. No. In this conversation we're. having, >> so I should listen to the song slowly if. you No. using those big Bose headphones. >> No one's ever analyzed that song ever.

>> Well, I when it first came out, I said, "This is terrible." And it scared me. It's raining men and I pictured men. falling from the sky. >> Oh, yes. >> And falling on top of those women and. killing them because let's say the. average man weighs, I don't know, 185, 195 lbs. >> It's a lot of pounds. >> It's a lot of pounds. >> I once thought about the song, I'm your. penis, I'm your fire, your desire, which. is also very I'm your Venus. It's your. Venus. >> It's not. >> in Germany. It's penis. >> Oh, >> it's your Venus here. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.

>> Why would a girl be singing? I'm your. penis. >> How do you know it's a girl? I didn't. see the video. >> Oh, >> can I tell you something that I was. >> Todd Thompson? This is a real. misunderstanding I have. >> Oh god. >> What's wrong, Conan? >> I'll I'll be fine. >> Do you need an eetr? >> You know that song Hey there, amigo. Days when the rain, you know. >> Oh, uh, Browneyed Girl. Browneyed Girl. Morrison by Van Morrison. >> I honestly thought there's a line in it. >> No, there's a line where he says um.

going down in in the old mine for a. transistor radio with a transistor radio. meaning he goes down into one of the. mines listens to uh a transistor radio. I swear to God, for years I thought he. was saying going down on an old man for. a transistor radio and I thought, how. bad do you want? That better be a great. radio. >> Yes, that's a fair exchange depending on. the radio. >> Well, I mean, this has to be FM at. least. >> At least have both. >> Yeah. And it has to have good uh speaker.

system. >> And yes, and the man's uh ding ding-dong. is hopefully small. >> Why? >> What are we talking about? Once you're there, it doesn't does it. really matter? Does it really matter. what size to deem toys? >> Also, if you're down in a mine, you. can't get reception on a transistor. radio. >> Whoa, that's a good point. >> This is a point is why did I think that. a guy was blowing an old man so he could.

borrow his transistor radio and he's. receiving the fellatio in a mine? >> No, I think it's either man or mine, so. it can't be both. He didn't go down into. a mine to blow a guy. He blew a guy to. get a radio. >> He, you know, can. >> location is independent. >> This can't air. This won't air. >> He went down on a mime. >> Oh, a mime. >> He went down in a mime and the mime's. just making faces. >> and just pointing down. >> Oh. And the the mime is walking against. the wind in place while he's being Yes. >> Yes. >> And then he's in a box.

>> But then he comes and he orgasms and he. opens the top of the box. >> Living in a cardboard box. Um, I hate. you. >> You still hit and delete over there. >> I'm not a fan of yours anymore. >> Agreed, Conan. I have. >> And I'll tell you why I'm not a fan. >> Please tell me the reasons. >> This was a great podcast. This was my. chance to have someone from another. nation come on from across the sea and. have a cultural exchange. And it's. become, and I blame you because on any. ordinary day, this is a very, very uh, you know, I think uh, well,

>> regal. >> Regal podcast. Thank you. That was the. word I was searching for. >> Regal. >> Yeah. >> You I have a question for you. >> Oh, it is. Okay. >> One of your dreams, I know, is to be in. a James Bond movie as a villain or do. you think you could be James Bond and. this. >> Matias uh coincides with his He loves. James Bond movies. And I've been. thinking about it. You're in great. shape, good-looking, you're the correct. age. >> Why can't James Bond be German? >> Can he be. >> Can he be German? >> Uh, well, I mean, you're putting this on.

me. Yeah. >> Uh, sure. Yeah. Do you want to be James. Bonner? Do you want to be a villain? You'd be a good henchman, too. >> I like any of those. I like henches. I. would do any of those things. >> I think you'd be an amazing. >> I think it's going to be a problem to. say his majesty secret service. >> His majesty secret service. Hello to. you. >> But listen to you. >> It's me 007. Watch out. >> You know what? This audition is going. very well. Uh please come in 007. We. have an assignment for you. >> Thank you for inviting me in, Penny. Money. >> Okay. We know. that you are of course uh a proud son of.

England and that you would do anything. for the queen. >> I will do all of the things for the. queen and also to be clear to the queen. >> Okay. >> Oh, okay. Listen, Bond, do come along. >> Absolutely. Now, I mean, he's it's a. little bit of a problem that he's from. Germany. >> Let's try him out as a villain. Okay. So, you're you're Bond. You guys are. having your big like monologuing moment. >> Okay. So, I have stumbled. You captured. me. You're captured. You're You're. holding me captive in your volcan. It's.

a volcano that you carved out. >> and you're showing me how you're going. to destroy the world. >> Um hello Dr. Fluula. Dr. Foola, I presume. >> Yes. Hello to you, James. And welcome to. my C. Is that your James Bond? >> I don't know. I got I got to listen. >> I was Connor. He was. >> I was trying to do a sort of a you know. Well, I'm trying to figure out what my. bond is. Hold on a second. Let me get. it. Let me get it. Um. >> I think he's. >> Hold on. Roger. >> Your face is like this. He talks like. he's not very intimidating. >> Well, well, no. What? What is this?

>> Your bond is collecting butterflies. >> No, your bond just to match who you are. >> He's like this. He talks like this. >> No, that's not my bond. >> Don't tell me kind of bond like this. >> Oh, he's not that Bond. >> Or you're like, I'm Roger Moore. >> Oh, >> well, is that Roger? That's Roger Moore. towards the end of his life. >> Hello, I'm James Bond. >> Hello, I'm James Bond. We'll try it this. way. Okay. Um, Dr. Fluer, you seem to. have captured me in your volcano. What. is your plan? >> Yes, Timothy Dalton. Thank you for.

coming to my volcano that I have emptied. out using a tiny shovel for 200 years. >> I did notice there are no henchmen. Usually people have henchmen, but I. suppose you uh. >> Sorry, but you're like a prospect. >> So bad. Hang on a second. >> Better than yours. >> I'm just wondering. Yes, James. Is there gold in this here? That may be. J. Let me ask you something. Just a. little bit of a question for you, Mr. >> Dr. Fluer, if you will. Uh, what are. your intentions? How do you plan to take.

over the world? >> It's very simple, really, Timothy. I. plan to just take all of the television. shows, turn them into one big show, and. then just blare it out into the scri. >> You fiend. >> Yes. >> This will destroy the world as we know. it. >> It's called Max, which is the same place. must go with. >> season 2 streaming now. Nicely done. >> Yes. >> Uh I think that audition went quite. well. >> You're hired. You're both hired. You. both. >> Amazon and they they've got their new.

bond. >> Let me tell you something. My bond is. fascinating because you never know what. you're going to get next. >> Yeah. >> You you can't hone in on is he. Australian. Sam? >> Is he Yose Sam? Uh is he is his jaw. broken? >> You don't know exactly what's going on. with my bond. >> Yes. Yes. Shape shifter. >> James Bond. James Bond. >> Yes. You're like what's a rogue? Cyclops. What's the one lady from X-Men. who could be anything but when she was. relaxed look like an astique? >> Yes. You like Mystique. >> Okay. All right. God, you know, you are.

so wellversed in your movies and your. pop culture and you love a video game, don't you? >> Oh, I do love a video game. >> You like Grand Theft Auto? >> I like GTA a medium amount to large. amount depending on the amount. >> Do you call it Grand Theft Auto? >> I call Yes. I go Grand Theory. Automobile. I think you should say. things full names. Um, do they have a. German edition of Grand Theft Auto where. you're on the autobomb? >> You're not because it's too fast. Uh, we. have a GTA Dudeldorf which involves not. exceeding 35 km per hour.

>> and everything is kept very clean, >> of course. >> And no one breaks any rules. >> You immediately arrested. It came over. So, uh, you're saying GTA. Dusseldorf. it doesn't go very far, right? You just. Yes. If you're questioned very quickly. >> That's correct. If you break the laws in. GTA Doroth, two weeks later, you will. receive a fine in the mail directly from. the PlayStation that you Oh, wow. That's. terrible. Sorry, but how was your drink? >> It's very good. Please, let's not make. it about me. Let's make it about you. Um, >> okay.

>> Uh, I am curious. What's your favorite. of the video games? >> Of all the video games in in the world? >> Yeah. >> I enjoyed to play a Zon. >> Oh, Zaxon, >> which is a very old school game with two. X's. Involves a fake 3D and a spaceship. that goes up and down. Uh, what happens. on Zaxon? I don't remember. >> You're kind of like Space Invader style, right? Where you just shoot. This is. 1980s technology. >> I've told you I have not evolved since I. have been W Flula, which is short for. young. >> So, in 1985, someone hit you with a. brick and you have not evolved since. then.

>> I I do not know about the brick. Something definitely hit my cranium. >> Okay, Conan, what's your favorite video. game? Tell me immediately. >> Okay, I will tell you my favorite video. game. I have to I have to say it's a. those World War II, you know, war games. Call of Duty. Call of Duty. I like. those. I like uh anything where or or I. like the World War I Call of Duty. That. might be my favorite cuz there's a lot. of biplanes and zeppelins flying around. I just like something has a little bit. of a historic connotation. >> I'm shocked you answered that question. >> Also, I like Slenderman. I know that's a.

really old reference, but I think it was. based on me and I think I'm the uh. original concept behind Slenderman. Was. that a video game? >> I thought it was a a film. >> I thought it was just an urban legend. that then became a film. >> I think I think it was a video game. Wasn't there a video game Slenderman? >> And just saying take that part out makes. no sense. >> It's Slenderman. >> Oh, there several Slenderman. >> of the Connecticut Slenderman. >> Yeah, >> he's the one that got me into the club. The Slenderman. >> The computer game according to this. >> Oh, okay. Well, forget it. No, you got.

it. You. >> That was wonderful. It was a computer. game. So, okay. Well, listen. I want to. stay focused. >> Okay. Okay. You like to play Zachon. You. listen to CNC Music Factory. You think. that Reagan is just beginning his second. term. >> It's just now started. Yes. It's 1985, >> right? Just some signs that maybe he's. slipping a little bit, but everyone's. going, "What are you talking about?". >> He's like, "Listen, tear down that. wall.". >> Yeah. >> That's all he says. >> Were you okay with that when he said, "Mr. Well, I would prefer to remove it. gently, brick by brick.". >> Yeah, it's I think that's better. >> Just for safety reasons. >> Yeah, exactly.

>> The energy I supported. >> to be clear. Did you not support this? >> Oh, no. I did. I was very happy. I. thought Germany should be united east. and west and so um and. >> like the Koreas. Great. >> Well, I would like it if they would. resolve the Korean issue as well. >> Great. Enough global talk. >> Yeah. I mean, look, it's getting a. little serious here, but if you're going. to ask me questions that are serious, I'll answer them. Yes, I do wish that uh. that the division between North and. South Korea ended and it was one. country. >> What about the Carolinas?

>> I think No. No. That's impossible, right? That's impossible. the division. between North and South Carolina. >> I think there's going to be a third. Carolina. and someone else. >> And don't get me started on the. Virginia. Virginia. Yeah. West proper. >> Hey, don't say that. West is the only. Virginia as far as I'm concerned. >> Disgra. what? >> Shots fired. You got the power. Yeah. Yeah. You don't know. Snap. That's a. sound of a fire shot. Yes. You are a fan. of coin collecting. I'm going to switch. topics quickly because that's what you. have to do with flu to keep it going.

>> Yes. Buffalo head nickels. >> Now, when did this wheat pennies? >> What? Wheat pennies? >> Oh, pennies that have the little shafts. of wheat on them. >> Shafts. >> Huh? Sprigs. >> Oh, yes. >> Why do you derail everything I say? There are pennies that have little. pieces of wheat on them. I just said. shafts of wheat and you derailed the. whole thing. >> Well, sorry, but a shaft to me is a very. different item than a piece of wheat. But yes, wheat pennies. >> Yeah. >> Okay. I guess I'm the one in the wrong. here. I've never heard shaft of penny, but I think we all think of dicks when.

you say shaft. >> I was thinking of a penis. Yes, a. ding-dong. Sorry. >> It's a ding-dong. Sorry. It's um You. said shaft. >> and so we all didn't know you were. talking about wheat. We thought you were. talking about. >> Hey, Conan. Someone says they're going. to there needs the elevator's not. available today because we're working on. the shaft. You immediately think. >> penis. >> Wait, but this. >> that's what you mean. You have to work. on the penis to fix the elevator. >> You know what? I'm going to I'm going to. try hard to uh make this better. You. collect these coins. What else do you. besides the buffalo head and the wheat.

pennies? What else do you collect? What's your most valuable coin that you. have in your collection? Flua, answer. quickly. >> I have none of but I did once have a. bsentennial quarter which was made in. 1976 to celebrate your bsentennial which. is 200 years of being America. >> Yes. Yes. It was quite a long time ago. now, of course. But uh I would think. that that would be a very common It. wasn't that long ago. No, it's also it's. worth 26 cents. >> Conan, are you a collector of items? >> I really am not. You could say I have a.

guitar collection. >> Oh, and but I shouldn't. >> Well, you'll be punished if you do. >> Oh, I have a lot of guitars. Uh I didn't. seek them out. I sought a few of them. out, but mostly uh over the years of. musical people coming on my show and. seeing at rehearsal that I played guitar. or was trying to get better at guitar, they would uh gift me guitar and over. the years I've amassed a bunch and at. some point I want to some of them are. quite strange and I want to share them.

with the world at some point and um and. tell the story behind some of them. Some. of them are would be are incredible. And. then some of them are quite absurd and. ridiculous. A guitar I got I believe. maybe from Sweden. >> Which is made with a bathroom scale. >> Oh. >> Uh is the base of the guitar and there's. a neck coming out of it and it's a. functioning bathroom scale. Nasty. >> Uh some of them are in the look like my. face. >> I don't see the value of that. Um and uh. but delicious face. >> but also some some really good great.

guitars. I smell a new podcast. Conagan. needs a guitar. >> Yes. >> Oh, it's not a guitar where I'm nagged. and hectored by uh. >> No. >> Okay. >> No, it'd be very supportive where every. time you receive a new dillydoot. guitar. >> Yes. >> It's not called the dedly. >> Well, it's a shorter to say. Everyone. thinks I think guitar is faster. >> Everyone knows what I'm saying when I. say diddly dude. I don't think. >> it's not a clarinet. >> Okay. >> It's not a tuba. >> Okay. >> It's a guitar. >> What do you guys call a tuba? >> Natuba. >> Nuba. >> Natuba. >> Okay.

What? What you call what do you call a. tuba? We call the tyben. A ty. Yeah. >> Oh. >> Uh, listen. You are I don't know. I. can't get a beat on you. It's like. trying to push down on a moist seed. It. just. >> fall on him. I think a little of this. >> because Excuse me. I am not. >> You said shaft of wheat. You knew where. that went. Yeah. >> No, I didn't. You think everything I say. if I said like, "Oh, look. There's a red. balloon." And you're like, "Oh, here he.

goes with his dicks again." Oh, I mean, not everything is a penis. >> I thought that meant diaphragm, but yes, it's funny. >> Uh, I'm going to ask you something. You. keep a diary, I'm told, and somewhere. with this. >> How do you know about this? >> Because I borrowed it last night while. you were sleeping. >> Oh, that was your entry. >> Yes, that was my entry. >> What's your obsession with termites? >> You you I came into your apartment and. No, you have a you you keep a diary. You're a loyal keeper of a diary, but. you don't call it a diary. You call it a.

dangah jal. >> What's that? >> A dangah jal. >> I thought it was a toaboo. Is a day. book. I didn't call it a diary. >> But why did you call it something else? My I did research here. I had people. watching you for a while. Familiar with. that. >> I know. I left my door unlocked. >> Um you keep a diary or as you call it a. toaboo. >> Tagaboo. Why do you Why do you keep a. diary? Are you journaling in this diary? What are you writing in your diary? >> Every day there are three things that. are wrong and three things that are.

right and I have to write about those. things and then I do it. Then I fix the. things that are wrong or perhaps leave. them be and cry about them and move on. >> Okay. >> Do you not have a targetable code? >> I don't write down the things that are. right and the things that are wrong. I. don't understand that part. I mean. >> I have to-do lists like oh I should do. this, I should do that. Sometimes I. write down my feelings. another podcast. with, you know, Matt and Sona. Boy, they. really get in the way and they stop me. from being my true self. >> But that's correct. Yes. Yes. They are.

holding you down. Yeah. >> Think of the heights I could scale if it. weren't for these uh monsters. >> Some things in my tuck. >> Yeah. >> You know, Eduardo, you know, what's he. up to over there? >> Nobody knows. Fiddling with his dials. >> What are those for? Again, you know, Eduardo, you're better than. that. Everyone looks up to you on this. podcast and now you've done it. >> Your favorite superhero. >> Yes. >> Is Spider-Man. >> How did you know this? >> Because I looked in your diary and it. says.

loves Spider-Man. Yes. >> Or Flula Spider-Man or Mrs. Flula. Spider-Man. >> You You just dream about Spider-Man all. day long. Why do you like Spider-Man the. best of all the heroes? >> I like that he has limitless webs. because if he's super hungry, he can. also just go. You can eat the webs. >> if you're a spider. Absolutely. >> I guess it's fiber. If you're. >> I didn't never thought of that. Maybe. the webs are like a hardened cheese. >> Of course. It's like a It's a monster. >> A monster. Is that the right way to say. it? >> I So I say monster. Yes. What do you. say?

>> I now I say monster. >> I say monster. If I see the umlout. >> Yeah. Or a uee is also like an umlout. >> You guys, what? You have a great. language. You have an umlout over and I. love the umlout. And I wish we had an. umlout in this country. I'd like to I. bet you carry an umlout with you. wherever you go. >> Two periods. Yes. >> And. >> but it changes monster to. >> It's fantastic. Do you like an umlout? >> Sure. Yeah. >> Okay. >> I love an. >> Yeah. >> My favorite's the Denver um You know.

what? Let me tell you something. Come. on. >> I'll tell you why I'm funny and then. I'll tell you how I'm funny. Adam. doesn't even know what's happening. >> We're bringing you down. You just said. Denver. You owe everybody an apology. >> You know what's so funny? Um, Adam is. always usually very supportive. He's. supportive 98% of the time. Today, whenever I speak, he looks uh like he's. having uh gas pain under his sternum. >> Oh, I assumed he's deathly ill. >> Yeah. Um, you're not the problem, apparently. Apparently. >> Oh, no. I am the problem. >> You think so? >> Yes. >> I think you allow my stupidity. It's. your fault.

>> I welcome it and love it and hug it and. spoon it. >> All right, then. >> It's my favorite thing. I don't want to get too personal, but. how's your. >> love life? >> Listen, I am a I'm dating currently a. techno whole note. >> That's right. >> Oh, what? >> It's four beats of delicious techno at. 102 BPM. Consistent, reliable. I can pause it, mute it, turn it up. It's delicious. So, can I hear what it sounds like for a. second? >> That is what you're dating.

>> Yes. >> Okay. Um, does it have a name? >> M. Okay, you fool. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I've always wanted uh Say it. I've. always wanted you to be in a. relationship. >> Yeah. I know you. You're you're. good-looking Germanic fellow. You're in. the clubs. >> In the clubs. Yes. >> You've got incredible um you know, abs. >> Oh, >> you're probably dating a different one.

Um BPM every night. >> Oh, yes. I will switch it up quickly. Thanks, Spotify. >> Do you want to date him? >> Very much. Say it. >> You're just going on and on about him. It just sounds like. >> he's a dream boat. >> Are you in an open relationship, Conan? >> Uh, my wife would like me to be. Oh, she's insisting. >> My wife has s suggested several times. Actually, several times a week that. maybe I'd like to explore other. possibilities. >> Conent, let's go visit a proverbial. coffee bean and tea leaf together.

>> Oh, I would do that anytime. >> Oh, I mean proverbial though. >> Oh, so you're talking about something. else? Yes. >> Oh, >> you know, >> your tea bean, my leaf. [Music]. [Applause]. >> Um, I don't know what to do with you. >> Same. Listen, >> you know, I You know what's funny? They. give me pages of what they think I'm. going to talk to Flula about, but none. of it. >> What What good is this? You can't have. notes when you talk to Flu. >> Don't do it. >> No, don't do it. >> Don't do it.

>> And drugs in the 70s and 80s. Just don't. do it. >> Yes. Put that frying pan away. And also. that egg that you cracked on it. >> That's your mind on drugs. >> No one knows what we're talking about. >> They don't know it. >> No, it's been too long. >> It has been too long. >> Do you like your life? You a happy. fellow? I'm a happy man. Are you a happy. man, Cona? I'm concerned. >> God, he's so good at turning it back on. me all the time. Yes, I'm a very happy. person. Oh, you're reflecting back on me. with your shiny. >> gluten pouch. My gluten pouch myasha. Yeah. >> Um, I am a happy man. >> Okay.

>> I believe I am. You've had some recent. very exciting newses. >> I don't know when this is airing. They. were recent to me. >> This won't air. You'll never hear this. I will bury this. This will be put into. deep. >> into a salt mine in Utah. >> But you recently Oh, where? Provo. >> Don't you ever look at me and say Provo. >> I'm so sorry. I cannot have. >> The one thing I will not have is someone. yelling Provo at me in a German accent. >> It's your safe word. >> Uh, yes. I've had I've had a good year. I've had a good run. I've had. >> You won Marcus Twine. You won an award.

made. >> Mark Twain. He's a famous He's a famous. uh American humor anarchist. Oh. >> no, he's not an anarchist. He was a. American humorist. And it's a very nice. thing that happened. I was honored by my. fellow members of the comedian. community. >> Oh, wonderful. The CC. So, it's not a. man that invented twine like Alfred. Nobel invented dynamite. >> No. No. Um, and using your logic, Alfred. Nobel would have invented Nobel. So. you're. >> which is. >> Oh, which is a book that is much. shorter. It's half of a novel.

>> Okay. Why speak to you, I guess, is the. question. Or why even continue you uh. Yes. You brought up I've had some good. fortune lately, but no one wants to hear. about me. They want to hear because they. want to hear about Fluorg, a man who. grew up in where is it called? >> Oh, no. You I like your guest. What was. your guess? >> Grab Graven Haden. >> Grab Hayden. Yeah. >> You grew up in a small village. Heiden. >> where not only are the shoes wooden but. all the clothes are wooden. >> and all the hidens are. >> yeah and uh you you decided one day you.

would leave your father's cuckoo clock. factory. >> I said bye-bye to you birds rotating in. a circle. >> and you said I will come to America and. find my future. >> Those are my exact words. >> Yes. And then you said I hope I have. enough. And you looed into your pockets. >> and you had uh some rare coins some some. wheat coins. >> Some wheat full of shafts. Yes. >> Reached down into that deep pocket of. yours. Yeah, this is so deep. >> Shafts of wheat. And then you also there. was probably a a hazelnut in there. A. little treat for. >> of course. And then you uh you took a.

boat, I believe, to come to this. country. >> I did. There were several planes. available, but I selected a boat. A. boat. >> A boat. >> A boat. >> And then I accidentally won a hypeman. contest and then that was my decision to. come here and do a professional thing. called whatever this is. >> Yeah. You I would imagine be a great. hype man. Don't you think you'd be the. best hype man? Yeah. Can I hear some of. your hype man that you do in the clubs? >> Hey everyone, it's me, Funaborg. Welcome. to your concert. If you're excited, raise one or both of your hands. If you. have two. If you only have one, then. raise one. If you know have no hands,

oops. You shouldn't have worked in that. factory. >> Yes. You know, you were my hype man. because I did a tour a couple years ago. Bunch of very funny comedians. And uh. you me. >> No, no, no. You were hilarious, but you. would also uh be a bit of a hype man for. me. Yes, I was very supportive of your. journey as a stand-up comic comedian. man. >> And uh also you would do the crowd work. You would go into the crowd with a. microphone so that people could ask me. questions. >> I did. I did.

>> And my favorite thing is whenever you. tripped or had trouble making your way. through the crowd, you'd go shait, which. is a but I just it always cracked. me up. >> Accurate and happened all the time. Yes. I'm very unaccoordinated. >> Yeah. Mhm. >> That means you have no accordion. >> Yes. Exactly. Accordion free since 83, you know. >> Okay. I I I don't know. This is either a. very good episode. >> No, it's the worst episode. Uh I now. play trombone. Conan trombone. >> Trombone. I've released I've released a. children's album. >> You have? >> Yeah, it's it's called, you know.

>> No, I don't know. I don't know what it's. called. >> Oh, what's slippery when peeled? >> Okay. Uh you you should be detained by. authorities. I look forward to. >> When was the last time someone looked at. your papers and decided whether you. should stay or not? Because that's, you. know, that's a thing that's real thing. that's happening now. And uh I think you. we should look at your papers. >> Well, thank God I have just a passport, which is just a book. So the papers uh I. don't bring out with me anymore. Also, I'm I'm going to make a stand-up comedy. special, Conan. >> Oh, when's that coming out? >> I don't know.

>> You're very good at plugging things, aren't you? >> When's your When's your special coming. out? >> I don't. >> In the future, Conan, I will tell you. all about it. >> Okay. Well, you'll be back. >> Oh, okay. Great. >> Um, does that red light we can stop. mean? >> No. That means that means we've reached. the one-third point. We still have. two/ird of that. So we have two sections. equal in size to the last section. Yes. Hockey game. >> Yes. Exactly. Now we have to do if that. was 40 minutes, we have to now do 80.

minutes of uh inventing German words. like Alvin Glider. >> Yeah. So Alvin glider is a very. interesting thing. It's what you use to. hang certain sized jeans. >> Really? You know, you told me that I. take stabs at German words and that. occasionally it's a real word or almost. a real word. >> Yeah. Is what kind of what you said, which is a which is like an eye. smoothie. >> Yeah. >> Smoothie made of eyes. >> I don't know. You said it. >> Okay. >> Um Fula, what's next for you? What are.

you working on now? Because I know you. have, you know, fan base. People want to. see what you're doing. What's coming up. for Flu Laborg? You going to be in a. movie, a television show? or you're. doing a show anywhere. How can I get the. word out about Flu Laborg? >> Thank you for this very long question. which included several guests. >> Conan, I will be in a movie called. Champagne Problems on Netflix. It is a. Christmas romcom. >> Hey, that's great. Champagne Problems. Who are you in that with? >> I'm also in it with Minka Kelly. >> Oh, I love Minka Kelly. >> Yes. And Others.

>> Oh, you're going to get an angry message. from Ands. >> From who? We don't know. >> Yeah. Um, and uh, looking forward to. that. You en you you enjoy the acting. >> I enjoy to act very much, Conan. It's a. nice way to escape into something and. say bye-bye and then come out and say. hello. >> Have you seen Shashank Redemption? >> Yes, I have. >> It's a wonderful film. >> Now you're promoting Sha Shank. Redemption. >> Have you seen it? >> Yes, I have. Many times. >> Zatanjo Zawat. >> Yes. Yes. In Mexico.

>> I I support Morgan Freeman as an actor. I think he's very talented. Well, you. know, it's been debated whether he. should be allowed to act, and your. support will be a key uh. >> vote. >> Vote, vote, >> vote. Yes. Vote. Vote. Yes. >> Um, if I could stop you, Fla, I would. >> Please do it. >> I But I I think you're unstoppable. You're an unstoppable force of nature. >> That's only because I outweigh you by 13. kg. >> Fua, I thank you for being here and um I.

apologize for all the minutes we spent. together. Uh, we can never have those. back. >> I uh I adore you. I'm going to say that. in all seriousness. I'm going to look. you in the eye, Flula. >> Thank you. >> And say that uh whatever you're selling, I am buying because uh you are a. hilarious, hilarious gentleman and I. really enjoy you. >> Likewise, Conan, thank you for having me. and letting me join this table. Everyone. now making eye contact as if we are. drinking beverages, which is very. important when you cheers us. >> Yes, >> rule. That's one thing to remember.

Listeners of Konaf. Available wherever. podcasts are located. >> Okay, now I feel like I'm being mocked. This is over. >> No, I'm promoting your show to ensure. its longevity. >> Do we have security? Can someone escort. him out? Oh, you're going to do it, Eduardo? >> Please do it. >> Oh god, this guy's going to toss you. around like a ragd doll. >> Hot. >> Get out. Get out. >> Okay, I'm leaving. Bye. >> Uh, put in some uh footsteps. And now, can you uh Matias, can you add. some going downstairs sounds? >> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I forgot my fanny pack.

>> That's kind of sexy. That's. >> Bye again. >> And then more. Yeah, >> more footsteps. Okay, he's done them for. us. All right. >> It's tradition that we have Flula sit in. for the third act segment here. Wonderful podcast. >> He is such a good guest. I enjoy him so. much. I always say, "Why would we have.

him leave when he has nothing else going. on professionally?" Well, I checked. You. have no automobile. >> I don't. >> And you have I'm a pedestrian through. and through. Yes. >> And I don't think you have an apartment. >> I refuse one. >> Um, so anyway, we He's going to help us. out today. And what are we doing? >> Well, we're going to do a review the. reviewers where we go to Apple Podcasts. and we find a review and we read it and. we kind of comment on the review that's. commenting on this show. So, you can. join us. Any opinions or any thoughts. you have on this? I may offer feedback. to the feedback. >> Exactly. So, yeah. Or you may have.

thoughts about how this podcast could be. improved. I'm just assuming you're a. huge fan. >> This is from listener KP in the Boston. area. Five stars. >> Christophingus. >> You know him? >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Title: Best podcast to listen to during. an MRI. >> Oh, I didn't know he was injured. >> I'm sorry you had to find out this way. >> You need to you need to check up on your. friends a little more. >> I feel very bad. Sorry about that, Kristoffs. I had an MRI recently and the technician. offered to let me listen to music on the.

provided headphones during the. procedure. I immediately asked if the. Conan O'Brien needs a friend podcast was. available and it was really helped keep. my mind off the loud sounds of the MRA. machine and claustrophobia. As I left. the appointment, the text said I did. great. Then after a pause, he added, "No. one's ever requested Conan." Well, I say. that more people should. Awesome. podcast. I love you guys and I'm sending. extra love and support to Sona and her. family. Hugs. >> Oh, that's nice. That is very sweet. Uh. my first question would be I would love. to watch the images of a brain.

>> that's listening to this podcast. What happens to the human brain? >> Just a flatline. >> Yeah, >> it might be. I don't know. They might. start to see areas of the brain light up. that aren't supposed to light up. This. is kind of insulting if I'm if I'm gonna. be honest because you have to be. extremely still in an MRI which means. this person wasn't even giggling a. little bit. >> Yes. Well, we don't know that. Maybe.

maybe this person was laughing really. hard, their head was moving around. >> and they didn't get a really good scan. >> Well, the technician said that the. person did great. >> Do you think that technician cares? >> You have a technician. You do a boy. >> The technician said that. >> this guy was lulled to sleep by this. podcast. I didn't think about that. >> The calmst patient he's ever had. He. said, "I've never seen someone podcast. during massages at massage parlor and.

spas.". >> You know, I've heard that they play our. podcast when someone's having eye. surgery. >> and if they move even uh a millimeter, >> they'll be blinded for life. And they. say people are just completely rigid, unmoving, and almost free. >> Here in the new Mission Impossible, when. he's diffusing a bomb, he requests our. podcast. Yes. >> Let's play season. >> Cruz's hand is shaking just slightly, and he goes, "Play something.

and disengaged." Wow. You diffused the. bomb at 35 seconds, not the required 1. second left for most action movies. >> Thanks, Conan. >> Um, you know what? That's terribly. insulting. I I took it a different way. And then what I heard that you didn't. hear is no one ever asked for Conan. >> Oh. Oh, that's true. >> That's the part I. >> I think they're used to getting music.

So maybe he's You're the first ever. podcast. >> I might be the first podcast. I might be. the first podcast that's been listened. to during an MRI. You know what that. stands for? Yes, Portland Trailblazers. >> Okay. You need an MRI? >> Definitely. Yes. >> You um have you had checkup recently, Fula? >> I'm having a dentist appointment. tomorrow. >> Okay. >> Shall I request a Marie? >> Yeah. Yes, you should. I would be. fascinated to find out what would happen. if they looked if they could get inside. your mind and look at it.

>> Yes. I bet it would be just a lot of. little gears made of chocolate turning. around. You know, >> you guys like that exchange you had. during the earlier interview. If you. were both hooked up to MRIs during that, I'. >> think the MRIs would get up and leave. >> Yes. Just. >> they'd be like the two grumpy men and. the Muppets. Just leave. >> Jack Lemon and Walter Matau. >> Yes. Okay. Grumpy old MRIs. >> Yes. >> Um, so we think that this guy was very still. and didn't laugh at all during the MRI. >> Correct. Yes,

>> they have to be very still. >> Hey, maybe it was a one of those really. serious podcasts I do. >> Don't Don't you do an ASMR episode once. a week? >> No. >> Oh, those that's me trying to be funny. >> Oh, that's what that is. >> Yeah. >> Oh. Oh, >> Eduardo, cut. >> No. >> So, you often listen to my podcast and. think I'm just trying to make noises. >> When I have insomnia, just it sounds. like you're trying to open like a bag of. Skittles. Then I'm out.

>> That's me talking to Jeff Garland. >> Oh, that's what that was. >> That is literal white noise. It does. work. >> A bag of Skittles. >> I love the way you say things. I. >> Oh, thank you. You enhance words. >> No, just in general. I love you speech. You know what I'm talking about. >> I do. It's cool. >> I heard you say it when I said boat. >> Boat. When you say boat. >> Boat. Yes. >> I just love it. >> We're going to need a bigger boat. >> Yes. Uh, Jaws. >> from the film The Mouth.

>> No, it's called Jaws. >> Not the mouth. >> It's Jaws. Okay. >> What do you What do you call ET? >> What? Weird guy. >> Okay. Weird guy. >> Weird guy. I think weird guy is just as. good. >> Weird guy is just as good as ET. Same. syllable amount. >> Well, okay. Yes, that's a good point. Steven Spielberg's weird guy. >> Weird guy. Seinal movie. >> from the guy who brought you the mouth.

>> If you like the mouth, you'll love the. weird guy. >> Saving private Ryan. >> Watch out. Here it comes. >> Which is true. >> It is true. >> The Americans getting close encounters. of the third kind. >> Oh, here here they come again from. outside. >> To the third degree. >> To the third degree. Yes. >> Oh my god. You would agree then? I mean, what would. your review of this podcast be? You uh. what would you say? Would you give us. five stars?

>> Yes. Dear Sona and Matt and Conan, I. love very much your cast of pods. Uh it. is what I listen to at during all of my. surgeries, elective and otherwise. Please keep up the silent non-emotional. work. >> That's a wonderful review. >> Yes, Fla, thank you for joining us for. this segment. Hey, thank you for having. me for this segment as well. Review the. reviewers here on Konaf. >> Conor O'Brien needs a friend. >> Yes, of course. >> Yes. Yes. Uh well, thank you once again,

Fluy. You're free to leave and we'll add. some sound effects of you leaving. >> Okay. And this time in wooden clogs. >> Yes. Very German. Sure. >> Bye. >> Oh, I thought we were doing it. You did. it. Nice. But that was a horse. It's. good. That means I don't have to do any. of those. >> That was a horse.