Eric Andre Wishes He Had A CableACE Award | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

I think I heard you say once that it's. uh did I answer a single one of your. questions no but that's not the point of. this are you sure yeah I was I was I was. no no you're doing very well homeless I. was anxious no no but we you know this. is this is my method okay and this is my. way of helping you okay by not answering. the questions you're answering the. ultimate question wow that's a. trip man yeah yeah I own that quote now. hashtag Conan wrote that. um you're Howard Stern's favorite.

interview that's gotta feel good it does. feel good that's gotta be that would be. my oscar that'd be on an Oscar. um I'd still I'd prefer the Oscars. because if I had an Oscar you know what. I would do I would I would have it uh. bolted to the hood of my car no way. people always act kind of coy like oh no. one's at home or it's in the broom. closet no I would have it mounted on the. uh on the on the hood of my car and. drive around and then act surprised when. people notice it if I had a cable Ace.

award I would be doing that I would duct. tape it to the front I love that you. even know what a cable Ace award is I. came up through the cable Ace Awards. cable Ace Awards raised me. shape my world view brother let me. explain to our listeners. and doesn't know what a cable Ace is but. a long time ago they had a separate.

award show for cable and it was really. looked down on like now HBO just gets. the Emmy like anyone else yeah yeah but. back then it was the cable Ace Awards. and when I first got to La I I was. nominated for a cable Ace award and I. went to a cable Ace award show and it. was my introduction to the world because. I was working on an HBO show but it was. back when you got HBO uh at a you know. like I want to watch HBO let's go find a. motel and check into it.

but um I went to a cable Ace Awards and. just and I've never been to an award. show before I'm 22. I'm from uh Boston. by way of Ireland and Lebanon and I'm. excited and I I'm sitting in the in the. audience and someone came out with a. headset and a clipboard and said ladies. and gentlemen uh the top of the show. there were group The Temptations are. going to come out or the Four Tops yeah. I forget which but let's say it's the. Four Tops The Four Tops are gonna come. out they're going to sing a medley of. their hits they'll be dressed to space.

man. they will have uh pretend laser guns the. lasers will be added later in special. effects when they all in unison point a. laser. all of you please go ooh as if a laser. has been fired. thank you very much. and I was like what and then ladies and. gentlemen welcome to the koa's awards. 1985. it's the Four Tops. kazoo and we all went.

sugar pie you don't want to be causing. wow. and I thought oh show businesses. complete embarrassing. it's the most embarrassing I I wish I. was an attorney I wish I was a tax. attorney who worked in a big office. tower I'm just as sad for everybody. insane yeah that was the cable Ace. Awards and so how could you're so much.

younger than me how do you eat that's. not true yes it is true you are 20 years. younger than me no I don't believe that. okay well I know I look amazing I mean I. look amazing can you tell people. can't see right now but I'm not wearing. a shirt and my chest is oiled. that's uh you should be like my eyes are. up here honey. um. you know what would be fun is it just. occurred to me right now and it's and.

this is more in your territory but if. people if I could figure out a way that. people didn't recognize me but I went to. uh bodybuilding competition but with my. body but we oiled it up and I wore the I. wore the like you know really small. bathing suit and I just come out and I'm. flexing and it's not that I'm. just with people boo no way we need it. up no they would eat it up no but I've. done no I've done I've done yeah but you. take a Viagra so you're pitching a 10.

give people a little show you know what. I mean.