Don’t Call Kaley Cuoco “Momma” | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

there was a little bit of I guess a Kur. fuffle when you pulled in I don't know. what happen tell what I had to deal with. just tell me if I all I want to do is. fire people I know I I want to watch you. fire people so this is last time I came. this was not here I was at a you a place. this our facility that we've had for. about two years now yeah and you came I. think you were the first person that. came uh in during the height of Co the. height of Co you came in in person. coughing on everyone uhhuh well I didn't. think Co was real so I was like here I. am.

I came in didn't care uh that was a. different place because this place. wasn't done yet but this this is my uh. my James Bond evil lair no it's. definitely it's definitely evil well I. drove in and you know they say they're. like drive in and they're going to have. a parking spot for you now I drive a. huge car like an obnoxious car and so. they go oh you just pull your car right. behind Conan's right there that shiny. blue gorgeous Tesla and there's like 4. in to get by your car mhm and I was like.

I can't hit Conan's car I couldn't park. there so I left the facility and I. parked myself in a parking garage on. Larchmont this is so if you're going to. validate this for me I'm going to owe a. lot of money when I leave because of. this parking. situation we have we have a bit of a I'm. going to be honest with you we have a. we're in a wonderful facility beautiful. facility as you attest gorgeous and we.

do editing here for this uh tv show I'm. doing for uh HBO Max and we can do. podcasts here uh we make our own honey. and we make ale here uh we have we run. medieval fairs out of this place so. there's a birthing center there a. birthing center I wish I would have. known yeah and I'm a doua yeah and um. well I mean I say I am I don't really. know what's going on worst I'm the worst. I'm like what's happening this is. disgusting vomiting.

who said there'd be fluid he doesn't. want to look at the vagina oh no don't. even talk about it when's the stor. coming now I was told there was a stor. you'd be the best Jula we' be laughing. so hard but uh no we have this great. facility and you can chime in cuz Adam. Adam sax is here and he's one of the uh. fellow masterminds of this whole thing. but it is beautiful but it is there's. not a lot of parking no and um the. really isn't I mean sometimes there's no.

parking for me and you'd think I would. have parking what's going on now you. have a nice comfortable space don't you. I get here first you. get that's it's an incentive to get here. really early so that I get a spot and um. right if you're Andy rector's here he's. got a spot and so I pulled in and um. first of all I was hoping that you would. hit me because that great well you've. got that big bang money you. know I mean you're a big success and I.

would I would quickly run out and. pretend that I was in the car oh yeah be. like my neck my neck. quo. quo see I knew that that's why I parked. in a parking structure on large you say. you drive a big car uh is it like two. Hummers strapped together side by side I. actually drive an 18wheeler nice very. nice I got my license for that recently. and I enjoy driving it around town.

people love it people love it um no but. I really didn't want to hit your car and. so it's fine I'm not I'm not a done is. done I'm not into my possessions I'm not. a very materialistic person said the guy. with the blue Tesla yeah and it's very. shiny and very clean by it looked like. it was like lights were like streaming. down it was like we have it lit you have. it lit yeah yeah that's what we have it. lit from all different angles there's. better Lighting on my car in the non-p. parking space I don't have than there is.

in this studio right now I could not. wait to come back today because I. remember last time I was here I think I. spent two straight hours laughing I. don't even think I talked well you were. on you were on something it was Co I. wasn't I wasn't even there I remember I. they I got there a little late and they. said kayle's been here for an hour and. she's in the studio alone laughing she's. just laughing so it wasn't me yeah. that's true and you you know but but uh. your life so much has happened in in. your life you have uh a 10-month-old.

today child today today I had a baby 10. months ago um how's everything going oh. my God Sona how old are yours they're. two and a half oh my God you had two at. the same time I did why did you do that. I I honestly I I don't know it's crazy. it is really crazy it's a lot they boys. are and you look so rested oh do I yes I. think it's just a lot of makeup because. I'm I'm not rested I mean Matt's got a. two 2 and half.

yeah two and three months yeah just. talking about not getting any sleep. she's in the Navy. now she's actually a seal a Navy SEAL. yeah she's badass amazing no I'm. thinking of just I'm thinking of cuz my. kids are are how many months are your. kids my my daughter's. 51 my daughter's my son is 49 700 yeah. exactly he still did months months is so. St congratulations you're 900 yeah 15.

months old um uh I hate hearing myself. say 10 months it really annoys me before. one. Ito it's a lot it's like almost one. right the month conversation it is this. is the thing is I'm I'm pulled back into. it all because I remember viscerally. what it was like when our children were. you know 10 months old uh and then you. it's funny it starts to drift away and. go away if you I think this is very very.

sexist but if you're the guy I kind of. start to forget and I'll say to my wife. isn't it funny you kind she was like I. don't forget any of. it what do you mean you. forget of course you forget you you ran. off and did a talk show every day. you sit yeah exactly and I'd say. oh I had a kind of a rough time today. with George Clooney yeah. exactly he kept talking about a prank. and I couldn't get him to come to the.

point and then I had this ve that wasn't. quite to my liking at a restaurant and. then made my way home after a few Cosmos. how's the. baby do you even know its name not. really but uh but anyway so it's yes she. does not forget you will not forget any. of it you know what I hate though and. you can tell me if you hate this too. what I hate is how everyone now is like. hey Mama. what is that I'm just like right I had a.

call on the way here and she was like. how's Mom life and I'm like this the. same 10 and a half months ago like I. don't it's the same like I I just I get. like this visceral angry reaction like. hey Mama you're looking so good I'm like. well what did I look like before like. I'm saying this to you so you're at a. 7-Eleven just trying to get some slim. gyh and hey Mama yes it's they know you. have a baby and all of a sudden you're. mama and you look good yes but it's like.

a difference than just looking normal. good yeah they expect you to look wow. you're alive and. walking you're living. today you're out in the. world no I can believe it and I'm like. your eyes are still in their. s power of. speech it's just ridiculous you know I. had to tell on this last job that I did. because they were all mama I actually.

had to tell my assistant to tell. everyone and I'm not I'm easy like I'm. I'm whatever we're I'm good I'm good but. everyone was calling me mama so often. and I was really hiding and I was like. I'm not going to like let it let them. call you that like don't get mad sure I. started to really resent everybody and I. had my assistant call a meeting and tell. everyone to stop calling me Mama and. they did yeah of course they did yeah. yeah that's quo can you imagine I. couldn't take it anymore I think that's. fine yes I do too uh I think I swear.

this is a true story I can't do you have. what about this this is something I'm. curious about um when you were pregnant. did you ever have men put their hand on. your belly who without your permission. cuz I saw that happen once or twice it's. weird right it was me the one that was. doing it yeah I was on the subway I. didn't think they'd catch me no no um no. I I saw I I saw one or two times I saw. someone reach over and put their hand on.

my wife's belly but it was people we. kind of we knew them but I always. thought like wow that is a move I would. never I know I am so phobic about the. touching yeah I just do that to. non-pregnant women yeah that's someday. there'll be a baby in here. weird what an awful move that's weird. let me feel where the baby will one day. one day be oh it's so gross I just that. is the creepiest now I keep about that.

and wondering why I didn't think of it. yeah I know hey there let's just feel. where that someday a baby might live in. this. apartment I'm throwing up oh my God what. it's the rubbing it that makes it. Nursery come on.