Deon Cole Got In Trouble For Parking In Bruce Willis’ Parking Space | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

I'm always amazed by this humans will. always find a way to have an attitude. about someone else even if it's you're. on the south side of Chicago and you and. you say there's like a Chasm between the. south side and the north side and I'm. wondering what's that all about man I. have no idea man it's just Chicago is. one of the most segregated cities still. is to this day it's uh you the Irish is. Irish on their side the Hispanics on. their side Asians on their it's it's.

it's really bizarre when you go to. Chicago right now you go why is it still. like this but it really is and it's. always been that way but um with standup. in Chicago I just never wanted to stay. on the South Side I just always wanted. to hit every area in the city to see if. it work because I just always felt like. and I feel this way towards like Barbers. who do hair I be like why would you just. do like like black hair why W you just. do all hair you you're a barber why. would you only do white hair ha do all.

hair like cuz if you're a barber be a. barber right you learn everybody have. some curiosity yeah everybody's hair and. I felt that way with jokes I felt like. if I'm a comic I'm not a black comic I'm. a comic yeah so go work out all these go. to all these parts of the city and do it. so it worked in my favor in a sense but. did you get did you get uh did you have. friends that say why you going up to the. North side or it' be crazy I have. friends in each part.

nobody hung out with each other but I. would go up North and be with all my. white friends and we do sets and then I. leave and I'll go over the to to the. Hispanic part and I got my Hispanic. comedian friends and I perform them and. my Asian I would just go around the city. and so I just always you know had a good. relationship with everybody you know and. so and and I and I thought that way when. I wrote I thought like I don't want to. write this and then have to rewrite it. so let me just do it this one time and.

hopefully it work with everybody and it. could be Hood enough but smart smart. enough as well that everybody can get it. and to this day I just try to write like. that where it it takes it takes me two. years to write a special when a lot of. people only it takes them one one year I. I only can I only can do it every two. years well first of all to be fair to. you you're busy doing a lot of other. stuff I mean yeah you've got it's not. your only gig you've got you've uh but. how do you write do you write on stage.

or do you like sit down no I I I have to. live I have to live I have to put myself. in situations I would normally be in in. order to like find something funny you. know um so when you do a bit about. murdering a stranger yeah I either know. someone who did it I either know someone. who just murdered someone or I thought. about. it no but I go I go like I was just at.

NASCAR like probably about eight months. ago I was there and just at. NASCAR was just soaking it in like I was. in the pit Masters and all that and. I was sitting there I ain't know what. the was going on but I just noticed. the car just kept going around. circles and everybody had beers and. and outfits and Checker pants I I still. don't know what the Checker is. about but it was like all Checker.

and how did you wait a minute so but we. had a good goddamn time but know but. someone didn't like anesthetize you. knock you out and take you to NASCAR you. chose to go there who invited you to. NASCAR yo NASCAR oh okay that's a man. NASCAR was like Hey you want come j. NASCAR Louis J NASCAR so they invited. you they inv did you perform there or no. I think a lot of people's like no. and I was like hell yeah let me go I. didn't I didn't perform nothing I just.

went like I went to the uh writers. meeting the driver meeting before I sat. there with them I went they had like a. red I'mma tell you how white it was. there they had this red carpet and I. walked the red carpet and no one no one. even looked at me and I was I. was it was one black lady with an iPhone. that took a picture of me it was all. these photographers with real cameras it. was just one black lady like I love you. old Old Spice.

click I was like thank you and I I'm. wearing Old Spice now because of. you I walk up nobody saying nothing to. me but then everybody else came up they. was screaming everybody they like that's. how it was but we had so much fun man. after a while we was just like having. fun and joking about the and people. start found out that I was a com they. were finding out that I was a comedian. they was like hey what you do and I was. like oh jokes oh I like jokes come on.

and we hung out and they grilled and. we just kicked it man and I. was like man I like this and I left with. a hot five minutes on. NASCAR you know what's really. fun I went to all the black clubs went. any anybody go. NASCAR nothing nothing silence Cricket. silence yeah silence the problem is if.

you go too far into exploring other. world to be like so I'm in. Bermuda and I'm buying madress shorts. you guys with me Hey where's everyone. going you still got to take you know you. got you don't want to go too far you got. to read the room man and that's the. problem but I still have a material and. I and I'm going to use it one day no but. I I have to man I have to do that that's. how right man I have to I have to like. do things I normally want do or just or.

listen I like to listen a lot like a lot. of people might think I talk a lot I go. in a room full of people I'm I'm quiet. I'm just listening to everybody's story. and and everything you know I'm just. trying to find funny in it you know and. that's just it you know con is like that. too con I remember uh what happened that. time I think I someh I went to the. hospital he was like let's film it.

sure you know some people would wait to. see how serious is it and I'm like well. before we do that let's make sure we get. it on let's let's make sure we monetize. whatever is happening to Dion right is. that what you're talking about I. remember they they kick me off the lot. and I don't know where to park at and. I remember that you remember that. say what happened I don't I didn't even. know this could happen but every time. you park illegally on the lot they give. you a warning and everyone I think. everyone at some point got a warning but.

Dion got so many warnings that they. didn't let him park on the lot anymore. they they like revoked his parking. privileges so you had to park I think. down the street down the street and walk. into the lot you're parking a Bentley at. a. meter you really had a Bentley yes yes. it was beautiful it was gorgeous it's. the only Bentley I've ever seen it was. white it was convert I've never yeah it. was beautiful I've never r I've never in.

my whole life ridden in a Bentley and I. asked Dion and he said. no he said I want your leather pants. stinking. up they had I used to park in this it. was a parking space on one the brothers. the parking space say Bruce Willis yeah. and I parked it I parked it every day. cuz I'm like I ain't no. Bruce Willis parking in here B seems. like it could be him I parked there for. like like s months nobody said nothing.

every right in front right there in. front I was like nothing no one day they. tripped out and was like you can't. parking Bruce. Willis Bruce Willis ain't parking. here so one day he does and he pulls up. in a white bent L yeah and they beat. him you were here. already oh my God she got kicked off the. lot yeah yeah and then did this bit.

where you let me park on the stage yeah. and we had to rent a car and I pulled on. the stage and the car stayed there the. whole show and then at the end I got my.