Conan Worries About How Matt Gourley Will Act Around Harrison Ford | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey there welcome to Conan O'Brien needs. a friend I'm coming in hot today and. I'll tell you why yeah you suck. oh well I'm just saying I'm concerned. I'm concerned about the future of this. podcast and I think we need to clear the. air a little bit of course I'm joined by. my very nasty uh acerbic assistant son. of obsession Hi and um the always steady. when steadfast Matt Gourley here's the. issue the issue is that.

um this potential booking has arisen and. I the reason we started fighting. beforehand is I just said I'm worried. Sona about this podcast this booking. happening because there might be some. issues that's all I'm saying you a don't. normally talk about bookings on the show. before the show happened sure and you. don't like talking about potential. bookings could you because you don't. want to jinx it I know I know that this. goes against my rules but you also know. that I'm a very free-form kind of guy.

no no I just. even Blaze like no no wincing you know. that I'm. over here. dinosaur yes probably sure no I don't. know uh and now I've blown who are. guests yeah yeah let's figure out your. references ahead of time yeah no I'm. just saying I happen to know that he. crafted his material Polly uh when I. what I'm trying to say is that I. um I'm very much in touch with the.

energy around me I go with the flow I. don't overthink things and that's I. think what's made me a household name. yeah if you're a fan of the cone on the. Barbarian. I don't know I mean who the guy was that. I don't know I was talking about the. Conan movies people love those movies. anyway okay here's what's happening. loyal listeners or people just tuning in. for the first time there's a potential. guest on the horizon it hasn't been. locked down yet. um but uh he wants to do the the podcast. and I've interviewed him several times. or many times in the past on The Late.

Night shown always love them and the. problem is there's someone in this room. who's such a super fan. um that I almost worry about this. gentleman's Safety and Security during. the interview mine no oh just stop being. a wise ass for one second okay I want. you to accept the fact that there's a. maybe 50 50 chance that you will be in a. room with Harrison Ford in the near. future and that he might be a guest on.

the podcast and you would sit here and. participate in that interview he would. be sitting maybe about I think I'm gonna. say that's about a foot and a half from. you. we can make that a foot if we really no. no no. taking the wheels off these rolly chairs. I don't want you Wheeling over to him. every second and cuddling. um you are. a massive James Bond fan but you also. are a fanatic a Harrison Ford fanatic. yes Star Wars you name it anything. Harrison Ford has done you saw him in.

Eugene O'Neill's Iceman Cometh uh in the. audience he was there working on a seat. that was broken uh but I mean you are. you are obsessed with this man Harrison. Ford yeah he's my favorite actor of all. time he's played you know Indiana Jones. and Han Solo two of my favorite. characters he's a carpenter he's Gruff. he suffers no fools I think you're right. you should worry about this yes I'm glad. Sona I think you're gonna be cool oh I'm. gonna be cool yeah you're fine you like. you you like you Sam Harris I love.

Harrison Ford but you can control. yourself this is. this is Uncharted Territory you know I'm. a professional I've been around major. Stars uh my whole life what yeah yeah. you haven't been around major Stars your. whole life my father was a. microbiologist you're also bearing the. leader what I meant what I meant was. Major stars in the world of microbiology. oh right right okay yeah yeah people. that have done incredible work on. antibiotic resistance what did you think. oh I'm sorry I thought you meant like. celebrities like TV stars these are.

celebrities to me oh I'm sorry okay we. all have to look out for antibiotic. resistance okay use those antibiotics. wisely. names in that field that's what I was. talking about I'm sorry I misunderstood. you. should be able to get it together if. Harrison Ford ends up doing the podcast. he's truly yeah I think when I'm really. really appreciate and Revere someone. like this I will probably end up being a. little bit more reserved and a little. bit more uh on guard because I really. don't want to blow it you know because. if I play my cards right he and I are. leaving Pals oh now let's spend no let's.

spend out this scenario a little bit. tell us what's what's what's your what. do you think happens we walk straight. down to Chipotle oh we pick out each. other's meals for each other we try to. size each other up like I bet you're one. of these guys right and I get him and I. nail it and he's like what did you get. him nailed it I just got him a bean and. cheese burrito with some cilantro and a. tomato there's some tomato right a whole. tomato well they cut it up they cut it. up I thought you took a big chance and.

said oh and Mr Ford will have a whole. tomato on the side he's gonna eat it. like an apple have you been to Chipotle. what the what the. [Music]. he's like a bear. I hope you know what I'm rooting for. what I hope that you overstepped the. bounds and I hope you blow it in some. way that's maybe even catastrophic for. this podcast but I would live off the. pure joy of that screw-up forever. challenge accepted and Leash uh.

Unleashed I think yeah yeah um unclicked. I guess I thought that when I first. heard he was a possibility I thought you. would do something so to keep me and. Matt away from it especially I tried I. tried very hard but he's he said the. only reason that he's doing it is. because of you two oh. he doesn't even. think I'm going to be here. yeah this is my Harrison Ford. I just woke up it's just General Patton.

sounds like Clinic I'm gonna kill those. Nazis hey internal patent I'm not Patton. I'm Harrison for uh no he is very funny. he's very dryly funny and very uh very. funny guy and in that sense I think I I. understand like he's not the person you. can you know be desperate around you so. I probably will just clam up because I'm. not going to try to make someone who. doesn't like fools like me you know. right right I'm probably gonna be pretty. scared I. I'm convinced that I will still be needy.

because that never changes no that never. changes but I I will um I'll do some. things that irritate him throughout the. interview on purpose I think probably. yeah just to get him going I'll say I'm. you know I don't think airplanes are. great machines uh I don't think it's a. very I don't I don't think it's a great. design and we should probably just you. know mankind should stop using them what. the hell yeah. I mean I I could so I think that would. be one thing it's like planes yeah you. need to get to a point where you could.

just like fly somewhere that's where. we're going right after Chipotle we're. gonna fly from Chipotle to Chipotle and. pick up full Tomatoes you know what you. should do you should convince him just. do a lot of reading that you're an avid. pilot and then become friendly with them. and then take him up and reveal right. after liftoff that you've never done. this before. that's like a scene from Temple of Doom. can you fly no can you. well what what don't do that when he's. here please hang it out now I'm getting. it out no you're there's no getting it. out now getting it out that's like a.

pervert saying whoa I just masturbated. once that should take care of problems. well all taken care of for all time I. just shot my load oh can I'm ready to be. a real regular person for the rest of my. lifetime because we all know semen. doesn't regenerate and urges don't. return I'm worried about you now but for.

other reasons not about Harrison Ford I. just thought it was two world too real. and that's also in my real speaking. voice I used when. I could go how did you guys think it. went. are you gonna be your usual self yeah. okay I'm look Sona all joking around you. know that I travel in some pretty heady. circles I do okay so what you know I'm. gonna flip out because Harrison Ford's. here no I don't think so I'm gonna be.

like hey HF. you know which way is the wind which way. is the wind blowing no. what's up what's up what's up what's up. you don't even do that normally now I'm. worried when he comes in we're all gonna. be trying to play it so cool that like. we're not even gonna speak to him we'll. just talk to ourselves I'm gonna smoke. the whole time yeah I'm just gonna have. a cigarette well no it's gonna be one of. those bubble gum Vapes. it's gonna make a little bubbling sound.

and the whole room will smell like. watermelon and bubble gum. let me tell you something Harrison I've. been around. [Music]. um. you like that sound like that you said. one of those watermelon Vapes but I. don't know what you're talking about. well you know that they make. them no I think you're confused oh a. bubble pipe with a watermelon I know. what sounds funny to me so I altered I.

essentially altered what an e-cigarette. is what a vape okay what a vape pen is. to match what I think is funny okay so I. bend time and space well now you're. going to make things that aren't in and. of themselves funny okay to create uh. yes in my mind a vape goes. and there's a fruity smell in the room. it isn't just me Harrison Ford is gone. in five minutes guess what I just uh. guess what yeah his publicist just heard.

some of this conversation and he's out. yeah it's definitely that's probably. best yeah close yeah she played him two. seconds of us talking about him. that's the right choice I think I think. I think the right choice is for him to. just not come and I think for the team I. should call in sick I really think I. shouldn't be here you know he fled this. uh podcast like a giant boulder was. rolling after him see that I understand. now you're talking what if you have to. pee real bad or poop I'm planning to.

wear a diaper all right all right let's. no I meant singing there have been times. when we've interviewed people where I've. had to go to the bathroom really bad and. I'm like sweating here and you guys are. chatting so I'm just saying like what. happens if then that just becomes that. has nothing to do with Harrison Ford. being a cool great booking for us that's. just you needing to use the bathroom. sometimes yeah so that's completely. apropos of nothing I know I'm sorry I. just was I was trying to figure out all. the scenarios okay maybe uh let's let's. get on with the show but HF.

hey Chef if you change your mind come. swing on by okay okay. take that baby down that pf-17 550 no. put it on the airstrip see it crack the. cockpit bye grab a whole tomato here we. go. vape pen sound that doesn't really exist.