Conan Workshops His Obituary With A Fan | Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan

kitty can we workshop conan's obituary. yeah i mean i am curious because i want. to know am i going to get a new york. times obituary because i think it's all. when you go meaning of i think if i'm in. a ballooning accident tomorrow yeah i'm. getting a new york times obituary that's. pretty awesome gee i hope i go in a. balloon tomorrow. but. but. but see i'm not worried about that. because i'm not going to go ballooning. tomorrow okay safe that's good. but if i stick around too long. um and i go on like 92.

i'm not gonna get anything because if. you stick to if you stick around too. long past your prime they don't care. anymore oh yeah i'll get a shout out in. the brookline chronicle but that's gonna. be about it so what do i do how do i. make sure i don't lose my slot in new. york times open. you. keep going. doing what you're doing and you won't be. washed up by 92 you'll still be out. there. you know well kitty i know that they. write like certain celebrities obits in.

advance when they're uh in advanced age. how early do they start doing that yeah. has someone already written mine. somewhere oh god yes yep. have you kitty yeah not me there's a. file at the new york times that they. you know that's how come when someone. dies their obituary pops up so fast. because it's already mostly written yeah. but i think they do that they don't do. that for for. young vibrant like the moment conan got. a talk show they started writing that. over exactly i've got to read it i've.

got to say i know because they'll write. whatever they want about it. yeah. yeah you can't see it they'll never show. it to you no you should write you should. call them right now you should call the. obituary desk here's what i want i want. um i want the phrase sexual athlete to. be in there i want them to say conan was. a sexual athlete and had an animal. magnetism. i don't care if it's true or not i just. want it in there that's going to be when. conan the barbarian dies. [Laughter]. we need to get the locksmith from last.

week's episode get him to break us into. the new york times. right and bring the roller skating woman. from another episode to take out the. guards by smashing into them you know. what we should do we can use. all of the people i've interviewed uh in. these conan o'brien fan segments i can. talk to them and i can reunite them and. we could form this super team yeah this. is the heist crew look there's a. locksmith oh brian's eleven yeah.

and then the whole goal. is to break into the new york times find. my obit and then i use you kitty you. have to come with us through the whole. thing everyone else is taking out guards. picking locks creating a special kind of. chloroform that knocks people out and. then you're the one finally when we get. in and we've hacked the system with one. of the i.t people i've talked to. then you write the obit that i want. conan o'brien known for his animal. magnetism and his sexual athleticism is.

gone and 144. i've got it hold on. wait she's right crew's going to be dead. your crew's going to be logged in. i don't have to get tattoos from that. that woman yes what's the tattoo right. all right conan's 11. yeah it should be. a cartoon show like scooby-doo i like it. okay all right well we've created a. really good show or maybe it's just a. whole other spin-off podcast called. conan writes his own bid.

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