Conan Wants To Try Floatation Therapy | Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan

you've got a good yes and uh going for. yourself there lindsay you do a lot of. improv or anything because you're very. funny and quick and you you have that. natural kind of you you add to the. comedic flow really nicely that's like. the most amazing thing to hear from you. so. you know. why did you just bomb it. like comedy and stand up is my favorite. thing and i've actually just started. writing to do. um some stand up it's funny because. people say i've always wanted to try. stand up and it's like i.

believe that it's something that i'm. going to work at to do i. and honestly my favorite thing to do in. the world is laugh like it's so much fun. to have fun. laughter is like the best in the world. like let me pee my pants my muscles down. there aren't working very well anyway. and i'm just like. jesus christ what happened they just. make some notes apparently. i'm i have a stressed pelvis. what. yeah. and i have zero kids so this has been an.

interesting thing to learn wow i'm gonna. google that everyone's seen their pelvic. floor physiotherapist. i didn't think we were going here at all. no i'm i'm stunned but i'm also not. surprised yeah yeah that's just what. happens here. uh i complimented you on your comedic. spill. skills and you went right to the spills. and you went right to your weak pelvic. floor yeah uh and um here we are but uh. yeah. i wouldn't do it i wouldn't if you've. had if you've had kids you should look. it up so now like no stressed pelvis is.

a is a red flag google search yeah well. it's stressful before. okay. does this happen to guys too. i don't know not the pelvic floor part. but guys can experience uh how do you i. was gonna say incompetence i have. relaxed pelvis yes i have been diagnosed. with incompetence. you know exactly what you're talking. about. it's like yeah i'm 100 out of 100 if. they made a depends for incompetence.

i would be their biggest spokesperson i. would depend on them yes i think you. have a good compass you have an amazing. compass so i think you'll see so. i mean you're my north star though right. oh i don't know about that compass. oh your compass just went screwy. you just you just drove into a tree yeah. yeah well lindsay it's first of all. happy birthday yes. oh my goodness thank you yeah you uh. you're you really are a funny nice uh.

positive person and it's lovely to talk. to you and. i just uh you know if you have a. question for me i'm happy to answer it. oh yeah okay my question for you conan. um one is uh do you have a meditation. practice of your own and the follow-up. would be would you consider trying. floating at all well. i'll answer the second one first i will. definitely consider floating and i think. we should put a mic i do too and i think. we're going to do this this is yeah this. is going to happen uh so that's going to.

happen soon and and thanks to you. lindsay for putting us on to that i will. tell you this i've had a terror i've. tried to meditate yeah it has not gone. well. um i i and i know people say you've just. got to keep at it yeah i may be. uh there was a famous. saying once. i think freud said the only people who. are immune to therapy are the irish. and yes i may be. immune. to. meditation it sounds like you're immune.

to believing in yourself right now you. know just start with that like let's. let's shift that believe in yourself you. can meditate oh no you understand. lindsay i know me. i've met me. you know the way when you're supposed to. believe in people but if they've screwed. you over many many many times. that's me yeah i have i have. i have i have. written bad checks to myself so many. times. that uh all my friends agree you've got. to cut conan loose so that's where i am.

i have tried meditation i've tried uh. many times and it does not come. naturally to me. but. i'm determined to crack it one day. what about. uh trying have you tried transcendental. meditation is that where i get a word. yes yeah can i say the word over and. over again. yeah purple monkey dishwasher.

um wow okay you know maybe i'll try it. maybe i'll try it i'm definitely getting. like that as well yeah yeah yeah. yeah exactly yes that's right if our. listener is private i'm going to make a. 45-minute tape of me just saying. and we'll offer that up for our. loyal viewers asmr is the hot right. now so i'm sure that people will buy it. do you oh my god me too dude i love it i. love the cooking videos. with the sound oh my gosh.

blending yeah yeah yeah are you talking. right now like people go and they cut up. the soaps in different ways and then you. cut the soaps and it goes the sound yeah. yeah what do you what's mukbang that's. interesting i'm talking to lindsay and. you two are talking to each other. um this is the stupidest interview i can. imagine i'm literally lindsay's talking. and she's discussing like what and and. she's the focus here and in the corner. girly's like but wait what are you. talking oh oh yeah yeah sona's the focus.

but like i'm just here too. she's the focus on fortnite. this is going to happen we're going to. do it okay uh my only prerequisite is. that i'm completely nude in there but. you have to be you have to be yeah you. wanted to be oh i just assumed i'd be in. like 1920s bathing suits no no. no as you put it your full don johnson.

is out there you're not you don't you. can leave the one-piece unitard at home. okay you can wear that and where does. the mic go. well it's a clip-on ooh maybe up here do. one of those um bone ones no that's for. hearing britney spears one i think it. has to be a room like hanging above so. you can take your perforation you can't. if you mic me and i'm in a tank of. saline you've pretty much created a. battery you know you're yeah. yeah. you're introducing electricity. a salt water tank with a human floating.

point not over not. who just performed like a really quick. risk matrices in my head you're good. wait a minute your major qualification. is that you assembled buck hunter. i'm sorry. hey i was a chemical hey man my previous. life. what have you done i was a chemical. engineer and i assembled buck hunter now. get in the tank and hold on to this.

electric record. uh lindsay happy birthday really nice to. meet you. um you're a great person i hope we meet. in person someday that'd be cool yeah it. would be super cool this is such a. remarkable experience thank you so much. i'm a huge fan of you and the show and. sona and normally like i cannot believe. that this is happening i should treat. your stress pelvis to a floatation. session i'm about. you stop talking about her stressed. pelvis sorry. none of your concerns.

yeah i think the minute you heard it. smoke bomb prepared once once gourley. mentioned stress pelvis for the ninth. time it's time for you to log out yeah. turn around three times.