Conan Wants To Sponsor A Fight Club In New Zealand | Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan

hey Amalia meet Conan and Sona hi oh my. God hey is it Amalia is that how I say. your name it is perfect yeah sometimes. people say Amelia but you say Amalia is. that correct it is yeah my parents found. it in a book um it was Napoleon bonapart. sister's name or something I'm looking. it up now and no it. wasn't you're I think your parents were. just playing a cool trick on you yeah uh. my dad got liquored up and came back.

with a joke book an Irish joke book and. there was a Conan in there that's how I. ended up with my name so who knows the. important thing is where are you coming. from right now where are you in this. spinning Blue Marble we call Earth I'm. in New Zealand oh you're in New Zealand. oh incredible yes that's cool and are. you a regular listener to the podcast I. am yeah uh that's very nice to know I. always love it when we reach out to. people in farflung corners of the globe. and tell me a little a little bit about.

your life what do you do Amelia what. part of New Zealand are you in first of. all I'm sorry Amalia um can I just call. you suie is that okay are you all right. with Susie all right Susie and you say. you're from the Bronx okay um no. Amalia uh which part of New Zealand are. you from so I'm in a town called Tims um. it is a small town and I'm 20 minutes. away from there in a smaller town called. carape wait you're town is called Tim.

Tims t h a m e s okay all right Tims oh. I see I thought it was Tim and it was. near the town of Bruce about about 10. kilometers from David 15 miles south of. Jesse um so uh Tims New Zealand uh and. it's a very small town how many people. you say uh about 400. 400 you know I've always thought there'd. be no privacy in a town of 400 people.

well there kind of isn't um you do have. to be careful what you talk about. because it goes around so you can't bad. mouth someone else in town because. they're going to hear it pretty much. uhhuh unless you're ready for like a a. fist fight oh oh have you been in many. fist fights Amalia no no I haven't I. think that would be a problem because I. like to trash talk people I like to talk. badly about people behind their back for.

me it's a sport it's. fun um the problem is I'm a physical. coward so that would be a problem if I. lived in Tims because I would probably. say mean things about people like oh. look at those shoes you know you find. them in a dumpster that's your idea of a. mean thing to say about someone yeah. those shoes look like they have a high. arch what's his deal you know and then I. think you'd be okay you've got status. con O'Brien that roll out a red C hope.

for you I think you'd be the town gossip. for sure yeah I would be the I would be. the town gossip yeah uh I'd be the. Gossip Girl of T's New Zealand dream. every Christmas season it's the same. thing demands for more podcast episode. comes in and we've got to meet those. demands we got to mail out those. podcasts we got to get them in the mail. well guess what with stamps.com all you. need is a computer and printer then. you're ready for that Holiday Rush you. know what I'm saying no remember last. year when we were stuffing podcast into. envelopes and licking them and putting.

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didn't think it was cool what EMT said. about. you and he'd be like what did he say. about me and I'd say I don't know he. said that uh I don't know your shoe has. a high. arch and then EMT would. say uh I never said that and then I'd. say to EMT well you should hear what. Joe's been saying about you EMT and I. would it would end with both of them. fighting in the town square is there a. town square uh no not it's just a m. Street well listen every Main Street has.

a Town Square. so the first thing I would do if I got. to TS is I would organize where a Town. Square would be and I would build it I. would build you a Town Square out of. Lego probably the right size did you say. Lego or liquor liquor would be more fun. but I said Lego well enough liquor and. you're building a lot of stuff out of. Legos yes I will do that I will I will. uh I would that's what I would do I. would be obsessed if I lived in TS I. would be obsessed with there being a. Town Square you need Town Square you.

know they had one uh on um Gilmore Girls. and it's where everybody gathered uh. with like a gaze like a gazebo you need. a Gaz you know what a gazebo is right. you need to have a a Town Square it has. to have a gazebo it has to have little. lights people have to be wandering. around in the in the town square and. that's where things get settled don't. you think that would be a good idea for. Ts that would be great we could just. start like an underground fighting ring. at the Gazebo yeah we.

got I don't know why you Amalia I don't. know why you went there I never. suggested that we start a fight club. underneath the Gazebo but okay we're. gonna do that now I suppose okay so uh. tell me a little bit about your life. what do you do um so I'm a customer. service agent for a Telco company in New. Zealand um I started out in a call. center and now I'm doing their social. media Pages wait a minute Amalia are you. at work right now no oh yes you are I.

work from home no you're totally at work. you're totally working and you said I'll. just put this idiot on hold and I'll. call Conan O'Brien and see if he's. willing to fund a Fight Club underneath. the gazebo in TS is that what you're. doing right now you're work you're. totally working there's someone there's. someone waiting on hold right now. listening to insipid music while uh you. come up with this scheme yeah I'm sorry. it's wow you're you're easy to that was.

an easy confession it really was too. easy all right so and you have a. boyfriend I do yes uh let me ask about. him because you need my approval if this. is going to If this relationship is. going to continue well don't you think. of me as kind of a father figure to. Amalia not at all not at you just met. her like five minutes ago David don't. you think I'm kind of a father figure no. Eduardo Father Figure no way okay. getting a lot of nose here Amalia what. do you think am I kind of a father. figure yep and I think.

we fighing underground okay good uh well. anyway uh how long have you two been. going out uh about 10 years oh my. goodness my god well okay all right well. I don't know if there are any plans. moving forward but uh that's your. business not mine I wish you nothing but. the best you crazy young people you. thank you very much yeah I would think I. mean if I lived in TS I'm a guy that. likes to have various Affairs on the. side that would be very hard for me.

because if there's only 400 people I. think word would get out you know you. know me I'm kind of a lothario yeah you. would plow your way through all 400. people yeah okay it'll be related too so. You' just be like recycling the same. fames well that's pretty much what I. come from so I think man well I do a we. pretty much come from I come from the. temps of. Massachusetts we just live there for. like 200 years and look what happened.

we've all got super long Limbs and we. can see in the. dark.