Conan Wants To Be The Next James Bond | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey there welcome to con O'Brien needs a. friend sitting here with Sona messian. why did you say it's. so I'm just happy to see you you're wear. you know what you're wearing uh very. bright is that a teal I don't know my. colors I don't know but it matches this. this tape there's a piece of tape that. tells you where to sit yes your camera. is on the right spot yeah. that's put back oh my God you're a drift. that's great and then uh how are you. Matt I'm I'm good yeah you're all right.

good yeah okay feeling pretty good hey. you're you're wearing a is that a James. Bond shirt oh for sake is that I. don't understand what your shirt says. it's directed by it says directed by. John Glenn yeah it's just John Glenn the. astronaut oh that's two end John Glenn. the director but which one which what. did he direct well he directed all the. Roger Moore movies for the most part the. later ones oh yeah those are always. considered the best. ones hey can we watch James Bon. sure please please say it's Roger.

Moore he gets so old my goodness I got a. soft spot for that guy I'm telling you. the last Roger Moore James Bond movie. yeah uh he um he's 57 he's 57 oh my God. because there are fight scenes where it. looks like he's being careful not to. hurt his hip yeah and then um the uh the. love interest or the young woman he puts. her in bed and puts a blanket over her. and then he falls asleep in a chair and. watches her her sleep to make sure she's.

okay why don't you make her some hot. soup he this is James Bond I signed up. he goes and makes a kiche he does yeah. cuz remember that joke from the 80s that. real men don't eat ke yeah don't eat. kich they were playing on that but he. does he literally goes and makes her a. kich yeah. yeah man okay I'm not defending it I'm. just saying they had to it was good that. they had a reboot I'm not defending it. I'm promoting it who's the bond that's. after because Roger Moore he's you know. he's great but he was around for a long. time he got a little long in the tooth.

he did the most and then he did the most. James Bond movies if you don't count. Connor's unofficial turn in Never Say. Never Again okay yeah all right well see. this is good because I was being told. recently how popular this podcast was. and how it appeals to so many people and. I thought let's go a little niche and. just shed some fans and that's what. we're doing right now we're we're. talking about uh we're talking about. Roger Moore yeah uh but I think you were. going to say who came after him yeah. Timothy Dalton Timothy good I'm glad.

he's pretty good yeah no I'm glad we. talked he only did two underused. underrated he never got his real Bond. movie because she never he wasn't he was. very Fierce as Bond kind of Proto Daniel. Craig you know before his time Daniel. Craig yeah there you go that's one I. know good and I know Pierce Broan Pierce. Broan was um I mean he was looked like. he was born to play James Bond but uh. then Daniel Craig came along and you're. like what this guy's it he's amazing. he's amazing amazing.

well I don't think we've ever had an. unusual opening well we haven't even. talked about connory or lasenby yet yeah. let's go let's do it uh this is just. nothing as you know what and I'm going. to say I I think usually when we just. wing it we get some terrific openings uh. I think this is a turd I really do I. agree but this you brought it up I. didn't bring it up who should be the new. Bond who should be the new Bond oh yeah. let's talk about that I have this I mean. since you're asking and since we're. looking to lose listeners yeah I think.

they shouldn't do an actor in a string. of films they should do various period. set movies Idris zba in the 90s Michael. fast Bender in the 50s you know what I. mean are who's in with me oh well guess. what I'm gonna say I don't think that's. a dumb idea than that's not that's. that's a confusing way to say I'm gonna. say this I don't. not support you I don't not ever. complimented I. don't that's like a quadruple negative. of d.

ideas that not not among. them are you are youing or you stroking. stup stupid idea that not sure it be. says. I that's your new Bond right there. listen we have bigger worries in this. country right now than than who will be. the next Bond and besides it's not our. choice isn't it up to Great Britain. don't they get to decide yeah I think. they they vote unbelievable they get. what do you mean it's their guy.

it's he's their guy yeah it's not our. guy he's their guy I think they should. figure out who buys the most movie. tickets I bet it's America okay I bet we. buy most of the Bond movie tickets USA. USA we should decide who the next Bond. is instead of another Crumpet please and. I think I'll decide now who Bond shall. be we had an empire about 600 years ago. cough cough a little snuff right now A. Chey a Chey a che a.

his name will be Nigel bottle bottom. he's an actor I just saw fantastic he. was in. Le he played the guy who brings Leia. some. fla who do you think should be Bond uh I. would like a shot at it what okay listen. to me there's everyone thinks bond has. to be like handsome and stuff and my. point is maybe not so much right and. that he has to be like no I disagree. completely okay let's say drop that part.

A lot of people think he should you know. needs to have like some I don't know. loaded with sexuality Sexual Energy and. I. [Music]. say Maybe not maybe conen comes along. and it's sort of more gender fluid oh. you could whiches of this time you could. be a great villain I think you'd make we. talked about this he was whirly gig do. you remember we went we had this yeah. but we could do better you know what I. could be a great villain because in the. modern world it makes sense that it's.

someone in the media it's like a. comedian but he also like nuclearized. passive aggressiveness know somehow yeah. and but no but everyone thinks oh he's. kind of whatever he's he's kind of funny. and I'm out there with my quips and I'm. you know I'm I'm out there uh my Clips. are out there on YouTube and things are. occasionally trending here and there and. no one would suspect that guy but. meanwhile they've hollowed out a volcano. and I'm in there and uh imprisoned no.

I'm in there and I'm working with Jordan. schlansky and you know uh I'm taking. over the world okay i' I'd watch it I. don't feel you'd be okay I think for for. Bond I want someone British and very. delicious yeah I that's those are my. only two criteria okay what about oh if. I did it there'd be the scene where you. know the woman and I lock eyes and. things are getting intense and we're. finally alone and then Go off into the.

bedroom and the door shuts and then you. just hear my voice. going oh God oh God hold on a. second hold I just need a little more. time what are you do you're trying. to hold on yeah he's trying to do it any. any. oils I'm I'm allergic to. those got peanut. [Music]. oil what do you think I think you would. absolutely kill the James you actually.

just did I think you I no one's been. able to just ruin it and destroy it you. could do it I'm done if that's what. you're trying to do yeah and the title. of the movie the time the title of the. movie would be A View to. a a Quantum. of oh God no time to.

oh my. God LIC. to LIC. to is that kind of looks. infected all right I just brewing Bond. you're welcome you're welcome everybody. apologies Britain for that crazy stupid. stereotype yeah awful um awful person. con Brian yes.