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Calvin I actually have it in my notes. that you came back in from a moose hunt. just to do this interview is that right. yeah so yesterday I woke up like on the. side of a river in the Canadian. wilderness and tomorrow morning I'm. probably gonna wake up in a tent on the. side of the river in the Canadian. building say hi wow were you do you do. you hunt do you hunt the the fierce. moose yes I do now I will say there's. like there's like you know shitty. Hunters out there that just try to get. like you know a rhinoceros on their wall. or whatever that's not what we do we do. it the carrot like respectful way and.

it's about feeding your family and. culture what's your weapon when you hunt. a rifle is it cool to use a grenade I. don't know I mean it's not it's cool I'd. like to blow up you would not last I. would if I saw a moose I'd be like you. know they're a grenade and I would throw. it fire them all yeah and then you just. see antler antlers raining down uh. they're on antlers yes there are Giants. have antlers oh sorry Sona I didn't mean. to uh Sona is really up on Wildlife I'm. sorry oh yeah because you're an expert.

on Wildlife the fierce moose I've. battled the moose in my day you're the. one who asked if moose have antlers. everyone knows they do you're bumming my. Portage okay just let's chill out all. right well that's that's very cool I. would love to go moose hunting with you. because yeah I'd be a fun guy to have. along I'm a chipper chappy. bring you down I feel like and. respectfully coming I feel like oh this. isn't gonna we all know this isn't going. well I love it respectfully okay. thankfully I feel like camping with you.

would be intolerable yes. just say it I can take it say you should. try podcasting yeah you just don't take. anything seriously like everything would. just be a joke you wouldn't be done he'd. be making fun of everybody yeah. yeah so far you've got everything right. but I think that leads up to a fun time. what's the problem with everything you. just listed as long as someone else is. keeping us alive providing food and. doing all the work I think I'm just a.

lot of fun to have along hey man Sony. you want to go camping sometimes yeah. Matt will be much more useful to you. than I will but that's not true I think. you will you I think you're okay so so. here here's what I think though here's. what I think yes inside you that there's. an animalistic version of you there is. it's gonna take being like pushed up. against the wall like you know a plane. crash in the wilderness where you have. to fend for yourself yeah something was. like crack I mean you've seen it Sona. right you've been around me when the. chips are down I have uh when you've.

gotten rugged well I didn't say rugged. but I when pushed to the edge uh yes I. have Viking like abilities I think. kelvin's saying though like the key. there is something snaps and you become. feral yeah you go off into the woods and. you come back blood thirsty wearing a. loin cloth nothing else yeah yeah and. it's not even in the right place I I. think I should go on the show naked and. afraid yeah. um yeah oh no you don't think so just. watch it I'd watch it yeah I just I. think the clown part of you would.

overtake the like serve I need to. survive part of you I think you would. die joking yes I would I do think that I. I know seriously I would I think that is. a problem I think I'm an evolutionary. dead end. I think I'm Not Meant To Survive because. DNA because when the chips really got. down Calvin and we were both trapped. there and we were starving you would. finally reach deep down into your proud.

Heritage your dead Heritage and you. would go out and you would make. something happen and I would take little. pieces of rocks and twigs and create a. scenario a silly scenario. and I would um have the rock be sort of. passive aggressive to The Twig and The. Twig hit the rock and I'd be giggling as. I died but the animals around me would. be amused.

if it were you and you would make jokes. with it and then you would you would die. right you'd find my skeleton later on. but you'd see that there was a I had a. grinning smile you know because I had. giggled my way into the Afterlife you. would be dead as a skeleton and then. there'd be a rubber chicken skeleton. next to you yeah you know for when. Society collapses which you know who. knows when that could happen two weeks. to always be prepared who your crew is. yeah you're gonna disappear in the woods. with and so I feel very confident that.

when that happens I can just wander but. like I feel like all y'all in LA are. pretty flocked we are oh oh yeah Calvin. do you ever listen to the podcast when. you're in the wilderness like you're way. out there on your own and clearly you. you must be a fan if you've reached out. to us do you do you ever when you're. just far far away in the beauty of. nature. listen to the podcast. no. I see did you want him to say yes I did. wasn't it nice that he unplugs and he. goes out there and appreciates no he.

listens to other podcasts if you could. if you could tell me that you just. listened to the ads that would help me a. lot with oh yeah the ads for sure there. you go okay great all right I'm doing. that Adam Sachs is Happy I've listened. to every single episode oh great oh good. yeah just not in the woods and and. actually so like as a dinner kid growing. up I was such a huge fan of your show. but it would be you know all the. celebrities who appear on the show they. would never be people like me okay like. indigenous folks and so it's like it's. dude honor to be able to be here and. just be able to talk to you to be like. yeah like we're like inserting more. indigeneity into the world Kelvin the.

honor is ours seriously I seriously. would love to come and and check out. your neck of the woods and walk around. with you that'd be really fun yeah my. goal is as long as we brought 900 pounds. of food with us yeah McDonald's if Gorly. followed us whirly followed right behind. us as we were trekking in a Chevy. Suburban that was just packed with ring. dings miodles energy drinks. um you know then we and and laptops then. I'm fine.