Conan Wants Margherita Pizza & Pinot Noir For His Final Meal | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

we're not going to do s'mores this year. no but we've got really big plans a for. a drink but more importantly the treat. this year is pizza oh my God Pizza is my. absolute Kryptonite and I have said this. many times for my final meal because. eventually we all know I'm gonna be put. on death row for something yeah yeah and. they're gonna say what are your final. meal and I'm always reading people's. final meals and it's always like I want. a cheeseburger and this and it's like. what I want is I want a really good. margarita pizza made in a Wood-Fired.

oven the prison is gonna be I'm not sure. they can accommodate me I know that's. that's a big thing. as my assistant you're going to really. have to be into it with the prison. system oh man but I want a Wood-Fired. Margarita Pizza it's really good and I. want a very good pinot noir and I think. the combination of a very good pizza and. some red wine is like heaven not wait. for the prison guards to just laugh you. too all the way to the electric chair. yeah he says.

this guy wanted Peter and I'll be all. the way they're dragging me to the gas. chamber I'll be saying now I guess it's. not gas chamber anymore it's a lethal. injection yeah this guy thinks he's. being executed the Four Seasons yes guy. this guy over here now fellows that's so. rough father ah there Potter will call. and straighten everything out. um. Corley and I will be injecting you but. yeah you guys will be shooting at me as.

I'm being taken to the room where I'm. lethally injected you know a shooting. gallery or shooting what are you firing. squad they give one person live rounds. and everybody else has blanks so that no. one has the guilt but we use the other. way it's the other way around yeah. everyone has live runs except for one. person thanks doctor is that true yes so. no one has the guilt yeah that's what. they do yeah so saying is if they gave. everybody blanks and one guy a real. bullet you probably wouldn't kill the. person okay let me take it again no no I. I'm not taking that again you take.

things again all the time never have and. never. when your name's on the show you get. away with murder until you're sent to. death the point is Sona and I will. refuse blinks we both want to know that. we've got live rounds yeah oh you'll. know anyway I love that I love that it's. pizza and. um what what drink do you think you'll. do this or you I want it to be a. surprise you think okay no I'll surprise. you I've already got it figured out I do. want to say this about the Pizza My Dear. sister-in-law Sarah has is doing.

something very special that we will see. and also my wife is doing a substitute. campfire dessert that I think blows. s'mores out of the water okay yeah I. want to say that's a I love your wife. that's a pretty low bar because I think. anything blows s'mores out of the water. and I think these are probably just. above s'mores I think a uh an army boot. marinated in kerosene blows s'mores out. of the water but that's me just think. that you two are the most Un-American. people I've ever met in my entire life. because I think that you were born in. Armenia no I wasn't oh please let's see.

your paper let's see your papers oh you. think I'm carrying around myself. papers please. God so there are going to be no. celebrities interviews what. celebrities well first of all I'd have a. little bit of experience in the. celebrity world oh having looked at one. every time I check out a mirror.

oh my God such a huge footage wow. chicker tape parade Lindbergh's. triumphant return to New York. The Beatles at Shea Stadium this is. incredible can you cut to footage in a. podcast I don't think so anyway I would. say having some experience uh discussing. things with celebrities none of them. would want to show up for this not true. not true you think Jeff Goldblum. wouldn't be in her hair in a heartbeat. well if we put a piano out that'd be.

even better if he's tinkling the ivories. during this like tinkly tinkly is that. what it is that means urinating on a. piano yeah. no my plan is for Jeff Goldblum. and I bet you anything he'll play a. beautiful Melody yeah the stream of his. urine okay terrific looking forward to. that yeah. including her but it's a it's hard for. me to uh yeah tickle on the old Iris. yeah. uh no we're not going to and I don't.

want to create false expectations there. will be no Jeff Goldblum no there'll be. no celebrities because I think the star. is the magical chemistry of the city. stove campfire unit oh that's right did. we mention that we don't have to he was. going to say something nice about us and. you busted in I thought he was gonna. brag about himself oh I'm sorry keep. going the chemistry you're going to say. the chemistry between what I think we. have a a good chemistry and I think. we're going to get together and we're. going to have some spirits and we're. gonna eat some delicious pizza and we're. gonna see what happens and uh I have a. feeling it's gonna be a lot of fun yeah.

I really believe that in my heart yeah I. do too this is coming up on five years. of this podcast too you know in November. I believe so is that true yeah does it. feel like five years to you. yes. it feels like 15. yeah no it doesn't. feel like five yeah does it feel like. five to you no doesn't how many episodes. have we done I don't know I think 300. and some yeah now 340 something yeah. well that's I think that's with the cone.

Conan O'Brien needs a fan episodes Yeah. well yeah yeah and the summer s'mores. and the Deep Dives and the bonus episode. 340. I'm told six are quite good yeah. it's my old joke I love it you know you. were once considered uh sort of a. newcomer to the industry a carpet bagger. if you will yep and now five years in I. think it's safe to call you you know a. seasoned veteran but maybe a veteran wow. yeah cool you think there's people have. been doing this a lot longer yeah yeah.

yeah Jeff pillser Sarah McNulty. there's they've been doing this for a. long time these people exactly. my point uh that was a good one oh you. can't say that was a good one and to. make the joke good yeah so the first. episode of Summer s'mores and you're. drawing a breast-headed creature what is. it what is going on here I don't know. I'm just drawing up this creature and. he's wearing a loose-fitting linen. jacket I'm still stuck on your last meal.

because I think that can just be any. meal and it's very anticlimactic for me. I feel like I would choose like a lot of. different foods I love no no I just want. to keep it very simple but it's your. last meal you don't want any Fried. Chicken you can put on all that yeah. he always asks for fried chicken but I. don't want to go to the to the to the. execution room feeling like uh that. heavy feeling you get I'm gonna die who. knows you're not gonna feel good anyway. you'll be so scared that your body will.

oh do you think you could even eat if. you're knowing you're gonna die I will. have such a good meal. we'll make sure you get s'mores Sonos no. no s'mores Eduardo oh man I'm Gonna Give. You s'more I'm gonna be like they didn't. have any pizzas in here some s'mores. we're gonna roast s'mores over your. crackling electric you won't have to. kill me and then I'm gonna they'll be. like he's dead we didn't throw we we. didn't throw the switch yet I know he. just died what would your last meal be.

Sona it's gonna be a lot of things it's. gonna be like an In-N-Out cheeseburger. it's gonna be fried chicken it's gonna. be uh lots of like a chocolate fountain. with things I could dip into it it's. it's just gonna be like a lot you know. what's funny that makes me happy so that. you're stretching out they're gonna say. it's your last meal and you're gonna. stretch it out so that it's days long. yeah and then eventually the governor. calls because the state can't afford the. meal anymore and he offers he commutes. your sentence just because what you know.

a statue of Sona made out of Pate is. that on the way we can't afford that. yeah all right commuter sentence. give her three months and then release. her on good behavior that's my plan I. bought a lot of food from a lot of. places that I like you know I want my. mom to make me those lamb chops those. are really good I don't know what would. you do I'd do a bean and cheese burrito. from Super Mex I do chocolate covered. honeycomb from Little Flower bourbon uh.

Kraft macaroni and cheese Fruity Pebbles. uh this sounds very much like someone. trying to get free stuff. I know it I'd eat a Porsche 911 Carrera. the latest model Forester killing it and. my address is three two three two you. know salaway. Boulevard. table saw. a round miter saw with a telescoping arm. those are tasty yeah a rivian electric.

truck. it'd be great to get a lot of plugs in. for your last meal well I'm looking. forward to this I think it's gonna be. great me too. um and this will be how many. installments do you think we're gonna do. six so this will be the first we're. gonna do four outside and then we're. gonna do a kind of uh debrief final. episode back in the studio after we're. all done okay yeah we're going to talk. about how we behaved so the next time. people tune into this they're gonna hear. us let me set the table for you we will. be outside here in the Larchmont area.

sort of mid Hollywood beautiful view of. the Hollywood Sign uh second floor of. the wonderful Team Coco complex here and. we'll be cooking up some pizzas you'll. be making a special drink uh Sono will. not be showing any restraint okay that's. just my guess and we're gonna have an. incredible time we are and we're going. to really let our guard down you're. gonna I guess who knows what's gonna. happen who knows we might rekindle our. friendship in a sort of romantic way did.

we unkindle it I don't know that we ever. kindled it oh okay it was never kindled. in the version it wasn't even kindled no. I think you guys are my friends well I'm. your friend for sure yeah and I I want. to be your friend why the hostility girl. it's not hostility I've shown you. nothing but kindness and by kindness I. mean employment I I'm sitting here just. just waiting to be your friend I've. always been kind to you parentheses in. this case kindness is a substitute word. for employment.

financially exchange you know what I'll. take it all right uh I'll see you guys. next week on really I consider this just. as just the warm-up next week's the. really big the real beginning of uh. summer s'mores 2023 so join us won't you.