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hello GAO how are you I'm good you uh. I'm very I'm doing very well GAO tell me. where are you right now. um I'm in a small town called buriram. it's in the north eastern part of my. country uh I'm on a race weekend now so. I'm traveling and and you're in Thailand. is that right. yes in Thailand Okay Okay uh and and you. said where was he said he was doing what. a race some of the race weekend a race. weekend are you uh what's a race weekend.
well uh basically in in motor racing as. a sport oh Motor Racing okay I thought. it was a weekend where people got around. and discussed racial issues. so very similar yeah I've been to a few. race weekends and they were not what I. thought they were it was very awkward. and I got very upset. um so are is that uh tell me GAO is that. your profession are you in the racing. profession uh yes I am.
uh I work as a coordinator for a racing. team oh wow so so I I just make sure. that people get to places on time in the. race for just one time I mean you could. yeah I mean Matt brings up a good. question are you coordinating people. within the race or you just mean you're. making hotel accommodations and stuff. like that. well I coordinate all aspects of it so. uh anything that requires coordination.
would be me okay we have a small team. during a race when your team is racing. have you ever had to contact a driver. and say we couldn't get you a Seaside. view we you're facing the courtyard has. that ever happened. well. um not during a race but I'm sure I've. told that to someone and they got quite. disappointed yes yes the worst call was. when you have to tell a driver you're. going to be your room is right next to. the ice machine that's the worst oh yes.
yeah actually I'm sitting next to an ice. machine right now oh no you did it to. yourself no gal that's probably you. assuming the kind of guy who would put. yourself you would take a bullet for the. team you put yourself near the ice. machine so everyone else gets a good. night's sleep absolutely that's my sole. purpose of existing at all. that's really nice you seem like a good. guy tell me something do you come from a. racing family do people in the family. race. um yes my my father used to be a racer.
before becoming a mechanic so he made a. name for himself by becoming a very good. mechanic he's one of the first people. who took. um Thai racing teams to Asian stage and. then you know uh we won Japanese. championships wow all of a sudden yeah. that's that's exciting so uh people in. in Thailand know know of your dad if. they know about racing they know of your. dad well I I don't think they know my.
dad as Americans know you but uh uh they. do know I didn't say he was a beloved. National icon. um the very mention of his name uh. causes women to swoon. uh that would be an unfair comparison. GAO but. uh Swoon. it's like what's like a a really. desperate form of fleeing yeah. oh a fighter like a fight or flight.
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actually uh you know when when you have. a father who's in who's in racing. uh that your parents tend to be quite. restrictive of you going to races or you. know chasing a racing career yeah but uh. my my brother snuck out to to drive uh a. car and raise a car so my father found. out and then he started a racing team. just for just to keep my brother in.
check so that he doesn't go racing like. anywhere else that's a that's a. fascinating that's a fascinating. strategy you're race you're running out. there and you're racing instead of. saying I forbid this he said I'll build. a racing team around you. so that you I'll have at least some. control over your destiny he should try. to start a bank yeah I know. you want to start a bank do you I'll. give you a hundred million dollars. that'll show you. um so uh what is uh GAO tell me what is.
what is your brother's name uh. uh noon it means no yeah kind uh very. close but uh it means number one in Thai. so very especially the same hold on a. second is he your younger brother yeah. wait a minute why is my older brother oh. he wait wait oh he's your older brother. okay okay that makes sense I thought for. a second I thought he was your younger. brother and they named him number one. and I thought what did you do gal he's.
point five yes ah point five come here. say hi to one how do you race with the. name number one and ever lose and live. with yourself right. I guess. does he um what's his attitude like. what's tell me about your brother. uh it's uh yeah you got it. um yeah you got it uh what's my favorite. thing I'll do it every time you should. [Music].
um. what uh what's it what's he like compare. you know how are your personalities. different my my brother's you know if. the typical stereotype of uh a racing. driver is that the handsome uh the fit. and you know they are casanovas yes so. you know. picture a racing driver with all the. girls beside him yeah my brother was. kind of dead until he got married. so he's always the one with the girls.
wow you know wow. let me ask you a question number one let. me ask you a question GAO um is it at. all difficult for you I come from a. large family a lot of a lot of brothers. is it all is it at all difficult for you. that. um you have a brother who's called whose. name is number one he's the first and uh. he's handsome and charismatic and a. Casanova and your father built this.
whole team around him is it tough for. you do you feel like you're in. competition with your brother. I feel like I'm out of competition with. my brother more because I you know I'm. in a different League he's in a. different league so I don't think so I. know no I'm teaming now yeah number two. oh yeah yes our slogan is uh there's. there's a lot to do with number two yeah.
nothing evokes a more pleasing image the. number two yeah no what's up cow you are. wrong I don't like you saying this about. yourself because I haven't met your. brother. um but I think that you are every bit as. important uh as as your brother every. bit as important as your body and I. think maybe even more so yeah and uh so.
that's how I feel about this situation. GAO it's all about attitude I think you. need to start. um maybe changing your behavior a little. bit to make yourself number one in the. family do you understand what I'm saying. how would he do that okay I'll tell you. how to do it first of all you need to. start being kind of unpleasant no. um yeah and walking around like I'm in. charge here and enough of this oh I'll.
I'll figure out which hotel people stay. and no you should be racing guy do you. ever race do you ever get in a car in. race. um I did but not professionally so you. mean just on the highway when you're in. a hurry oh yes. no um not really for re for legal. reasons. um no but. um I did raise a bit of go-kart when I. was young you raced go-karts. well I think go-karts are every bit as.
respectable as any other machine on the. road and I think you should go back to. go-kart racing and become so good at. go-kart racing and internationally. famous at it that everyone forgets I. mean I can't even say his name you know. because he's so unimportant to me he. just said it yeah I don't think I said. it correctly did I I don't know I think. coordinating is important because it's. like you can race but if you don't get. to the race is there then you're just. going around in circles yes in the same.
plane why not why be the second best. racer when you can be the best. coordinator. don't listen to them cow that's an. interesting take. yeah it's easy to be the host yeah right. exactly go. um these people are fools and Eduardo. you get near that mic again. and you're out of here see out of here. we got your back then yeah yeah all. right I'm gonna fire the guy who knows. how to work the equipment. who built a studio.
