Conan Wants His Audience Member To Throw A Live Show Afterparty | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

[Applause]. this is exciting what a great crowd. thank you for being here this is very. nice of you yeah well good night. everybody the uh easily pleased crowd. when a crowd's as happy to see you go as. they are to see you show up that's a bad. sign uh did you just mention bla that. there is going to be drinks for the. crowd after the show that's right why. not drinks why not drinks before and. during the show what's wrong with that. next time next time we're always.

learning and once again they've added. another row that's true first time we. did this here at the Sirius XM garage it. was just this audience here then I said. I think we could have more that's right. so they added one row I said I think it. could be more they added one more row. none of you would be here were it not. for me that's true that's absolutely. true none of you would be here Hi how. are you I love your hair and the Hi how. are you. hi I was bullied.

um I don't think you were you seem too. cool uh yeah anyway oh and look at that. that's a that's a late night with con. O'Brien shirt those are made of as. bestus be. careful those are not yeah yeah we just. took old like er shirts and Friends. shirts and spray painted them yeah have. you ever worn it in the rain they catch. fire true story yeah yeah all the cone. and merch yeah don't wear it that stuff. is uh not that one that one's cool.

yeah uh no it's very nice to be here we. have a a great show we have such a good. show very excited very good show very. good show tonight excited I like that. you paused for a long time before you. brought me out as if it was a big. mystery yeah you went and now it's time. to bring out and there was this long. weird pause well I had and I thought you. had gas or something you were just it. was this long like who could it be. everyone here knows well yeah we we want. the anticipation people frothing at the. mouth I shouldn't have said frothing at. the mouth but you know the anticipation.

High yeah what you described is. botulism sorry a lot of Conan fans have. by the way thank you for coming so far. I'm just going to assume you all came. from a really great distance did anyone. come from very where did you come from. Long Beach Oh Long. Beach come on I was hoping you'd say. like. Guam we took 11 planes and a submarine. and then a. hovercraft no but you came from Long. Beach well that's what is that that's.

about 35. minutes wow Die Hard fans I have the. Guam of California yeah it is the Guam. of California it really is well thank. you what's your name Ty hi Ty it's nice. to meet you yeah how are you and you. have your friends with you here or you. just here by great oh great so you all. came together from Long Beach who really. came from a great distance who came from. Far Far Away yes. Riverside. Riverside so that would be like 39. minutes we're seeing here the depth and.

the intensity of Conan. fandom people come oh I don't even want. to I see you raising your hand and I. don't even want to know oh Northwest. Hollywood yes go ahead my apartment. building is attached to this. no your apartment building is. attached you literally slid down a. pole like a fireman to get here and you. look you're wearing pajamas you were you.

were asleep 11 minutes ago and you're. like I don't want to see Conan but I. guess I'll see his. guest right down into a seat do you come. see a lot of serious shows this my first. one this is your first one the first one. that enticed you out of your apartment. that's 18 in from where I'm standing. right now you should have a party for. all of us after the show we should all. go back to your. apartment what's that will I. come no I will not I've got to get back.

to Riverside cuz that's also where I. live we'll see we'll see how it goes. we'll see how good a crowd you are if. you're a really good crowd who knows man. stop by although when a man my age who's. married with grown children shows up at. a party it can be. misunderstood it can come across as a. little creepy what's he doing here he. just invited himself you know I've. talked for a long time uh and really I. should uh invite out the true stars of. the show I'm just kidding but uh I do.

love them and together I think we might. we make quite a team I'm going to bring. them out right now Sonam messian and Mr. Matt gorley let's get them out. here. [Music]. yay y. s oh my God now why did you push your uh. you pushed your crotchal area towards me. as you hugged me which was weird and UPS. setting but anyway that's your own.

choice recoiling my own face you're. recoiling your face but then what. happened well anyway let's not talk. about it it'll all be discussed at the. trial uh I'm going to now this is. something it's very difficult to do in. my business switch from this mic to that. mic it's a very difficult procedure but. when you're dealing with a professional. it can be quite easily. done I was warming up the crowd and it. turns out there might be a part. happening after the show all right.

inches from where we're sitting right. now son okay yeah and son likes to party. I do I you know what earlier I was in. the bathroom with a bunch of these guys. and I leaned up um on the sink and it. was wet and my butt is completely wet. right now and so when I came in I wait a. minute that's the seat where our guest. is going to sit yes our guest is going. to sit and uh what a crappy show we have.

it's okay it's SpongeBob SquarePants. okay good yeah our first guest SpongeBob. will immediately take care of the. problem yeah with his spongy ass um why. were you hanging out in the bathroom. with the crowd beforehand what kind of. show business is this I don't know she. was in the bathroom of that lady's. apartment yeah oh I see I went to her. house was everyone in this crowd hanging. out in that woman's ma'am uh Miss what. is ma'am I call her ma'am like him in a. 1930s Oklahoma Vaudeville. sketch what is your name Young lady. Emily Emily all right Emily's having a.

party in her apartment above the Sirius. XM afterwards uh and Sony you'll. probably go you'll go to. anything why did you say it like that. because you will if you find out that. the the the snacks and the drinks are. free you're there yeah actually that is. true I like to I love how you. immediately every time I do this with. Sona she'll be like what what do you. mean and I'll restate the thing I just. said and she go that's true yeah that's. you're right if if there is free food. and free drinks I'll be there but also I.

just like to be included I like when. people invite me to things that's nice. well she didn't invite you yet she. invited most of the crowd I think she's. doing a thing with her hand so I'm going. to do it uh well listen I found out from. the crowd cuz I always like to find out. and people really came from all over the. globe and when I say Globe if it was a. globe that was shrunk down to the size. of roughly a 15 milei radius of Los. Angeles a globe that size but we have. people from uh Riverside here Riverside. is not close yeah no that's not easy and.

you uh you came all the way from. Altadena okay Conan it's not they don't. even use American currency there it's I. swear to God it's all Armenian currency. um Armenian where where people were. wooing Alena I think that's good I I. wasn't saying anything bad about it I. was just saying it's amazing it's. incredible that you live in aladas why. is it Armenian currency I don't um I. don't know cuz there a lot of your. family there you have can you name what. the Armenian currency is. yeah The The J the.

okay the the didam but what the did yeah. what you just it's the d d we went. together remember I know right I don't. see you throwing a lot of DB around what. do you mean I wouldn't throw it you. threw it around when we were there I. didn't pay for anything that's true you. pay for things I was cool with going. with you yeah I pay for everything it's. very true anyway people from all over. the all over Los Angeles are here.

it's very cool and I'm very thrilled. that they're all here and Matt I'm. excited about the show we have a. terrific show today we're going to have. a very good time and uh how are you I. didn't get to really chat with you yet. I'm good I'm good Sona and I got here. way too early so we went over to the 99. cent store across the street to see if. everything actually is 99 we did do that. though yeah yeah no when Matt said it I. didn't. think you're way too cool to do that no. I thought of course you did that no one. here is like what the fonds went to the.

99 cent. store but anyway so is it what did you. find out I forgot to mention that we're. starting a new trend yeah so what did. you find out that hardly anything is. priced at 99 a lot of it has gone up to. a19 yeah um but there's still a few. items that are still 99 cent that's no. America I want to live in if you're. calling at the 99 cent store then I. think it should cost 99 Cents or below. once it's a $119 I think I want to move. to a foreign land like TOA you know some.

place far away where I'm protected all. right um You won't be protected there I. will your family your family loves me I. mean yeah against their better judment. after everything you've said about my. dad's mustache he still like really. likes you he made a doll that came to. life he's. Pinocchio he's an amazing I love jetto. uh so what's the story what uh you know. you're you see you went to the here's. what I did they told me you have to wait. uh back here where the crowd won't see. you and I said said okay and I thought. they were leading me to a dressing room.

and they led me to the garage at. SiriusXM I'm not talking about SiriusXM. garage like this is the garage it's a. real garage how long were you and my car. is there like 20 minutes oh so I just. sat on my car and watched other cars. come and go and people would just wave. at me and I go yeah hi they' be like. look it's it's the girl from the Wendy's. logo and I'd go. Hi how are you nice to see you and I. thought this is this is where I am in.

Show Business I'm sitting on the trunk. of my car in a garage you're such a big. celebrity you bet the biggest the very. biggest.