Conan Tries To Win Over A Nonfan | Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan

I'm just curious does uh does Claire. listen to the podcast as well or is it. just you. um she she does not like you coming no. she. did Conan what what is she she's not. coming you know what she really likes. she likes she she doesn't she can't. stand well she kind of can't stand Conan. like if I'm listening to a podcast yeah. like if I was doing something in the. house and she goes out for an hour and. she'll come back and I'm listening to. the podcast on the speakers yeah and she. would just like you know she is like our. House's version of Sona where she would. just like eyes rolling I think she's so.

funny so it's like I'll put in the. headphones but she does of course the. the Charisma Vortex that is Jordan. slansky like she will sit down and watch. entire bits with him just like I'm sorry. excuse me what the. Dave and and part it's a word that's. become popular here in America what the. Dave she doesn't like Conan O'Brien. but she likes Jordan schlansky I don't. know if she likes Jordan slansky. certainly she's fascinated by Jordan.

slanski which you know this is there is. a positive side to that I guess but uh. yeah she she just she just she just. doesn't get a cone what can I say I. don't know this is upsetting to me uh. Dave because I I don't understand a. world I don't understand a world where. you could have chosen a partner in life. who doesn't like my comedy I think two. partners you have here today. I'm just blocking them out. this is uh this is very upsetting Dave.

that to me should have been a deal. breaker when you were recording this. woman uh it that should have been a deal. breaker because well your friends you've. been a fan for years and then I have. this podcast you like the podcast and. then she says I don't like him I don't. think he's funny that's when the. relationship ends. yeah but in my defense I didn't realize. that until far too late we actually had. moved in together and talking about. those kind of you know those kind of. growing pains in your relationship when.

you're moving together that was you know. if you want for the sake of the podcast. I'll pretend that was a big boner. contention in a relationship. no no I don't want you to pretend. anything if anything I wish you had. pretended that Claire was was enamored. with me. you could have managed that. but no you could not. um he can't even listen to the Ed. in his house so you're so well I put on. I put on headphones and I just keep. going you know he can't listen so one of.

the rules that your wife has in this. relationship is that she doesn't want to. hear my voice because she finds me. Annoying pretty much yeah yeah is it the. tone of his voice or the content of his. Voice or both I'm starting to feel bad. about this but I mean if if I'm just. going to answer the question I think. it's more just that idea of uh he thinks. he's so funny and I mean to me I think. she completely misses the point where. it's like you know you're you know. you're you you're like a machine gun of.

of of ideas and wish and it's just like. it's for some people and it's not for. some people that will seem like trying. too hard but for you it's like you know. I know you're the kind of guy that if. you kind of Crash landed into a jungle. by yourself you'd you know you'd be. painting faces on rocks and doing. cartwheels for them you know sooner than. you'd be looking for water that's I. think that's amazing that is absolutely. genuinely that's. an exact description of what I would do. in any survival situation. um I genuinely Conan if I may be genuine.

for a moment I genuinely do love that. about you but I think she kind of sees. that as maybe a little bit desperate. which I don't of course but you know. right so. Claire have you met Sona have you met. Sona Claire thinks that there's an would. you say that Claire thinks there's a. neediness to Conan O'Brien 100 they're. yeah 100 and she finds that I'm gonna. say repellent.

um yeah I'm curious one thing does she. know that you're talking to me right now. uh she does but I've I've made sure to. lock two sets of doors in between. because God forbid she heard. even a second of my voice. uh wow so she knows was she okay with. you talking to me 100 actually you know.

what I genuinely she was like I I put in. the mail to talk to you guys ages ago it. was so long ago I'd kind of forgotten. about it so I was kind of surprised when. I got the the message back we're not. very organized here uh I'll just put. that out there uh but so you were. surprised that I was gonna call and did. she say oh not that horrible man. no like like I say I was surprised when. I got the email but I was almost like I. don't know it's like should I do it it's. like you know kind of getting a bit. nervous about the idea of doing it now.

that it was reality and she was like no. you should absolutely do so I wouldn't. be sitting here today talking to you. without her yes what she said was better. you than me. okay well this is gonna stick with me. for a while because I'm very. thin-skinned and uh if 99 people like me. and one doesn't I will follow that one. person until their dying breath and try. and convince them so this is a problem. now you have you have created a real.

problem I have got to convince Claire. yeah I've that I I love this I've got to. convince her that I'm not needy. [Laughter]. I will die. convincing Claire that I am not a needy. desperate comic she's gonna love now.

that I've thrown her under the bus like. this you know we've been talking about. this for us for 10 minutes yeah I can't. I don't want to know I mean I can't get. Beyond it you could probably you could. list a million other facts right now. like well you've just been made. president of Ireland I'd be like yeah. yeah yeah Claire now has she seen this. sketch did she see that. I'm worried for Claire you're gonna show. up on her doorstep and this is scary no. it's not I'm pleased as we all know I'm. not a physical threat I'm a very weak.

man uh but I will uh This is Gonna haunt. me for a little bit I will wake up. I'm gonna wake up at four o'clock in the. morning and think. why. why doesn't Claire like me that's what's. gonna happen I'm telling you that right. now Dave so I kind of saw kind of saw. you as Motors are like you know I'll. show them you know that kind of like. fighting Irish lecture I mean when you. see what I do next yes well there's that. component of it but there also I need I. need to win Claire over yeah but it's on.

a fundamental level like you just need. to change yourself as a as a person and. then go meet Claire because you can't. stop the neediness that you have and. that's the part of you she doesn't like. do you think it's pie I noticed math is. staying out of this yeah. oh no he covered himself. possible. there are more women like Claire out. there than I could uh is clearly the. only one you think there are other women.

out there that think yeah Conan there's. a little bit of a desperation there as. you're be honesty I'm gonna say be. honest then yeah of course there's not. not just women but men too A lot of. people out there who are probably like. oh conus yeah Jesus this is this is a. this is uh this is like an intervention. for me right now you know why can't you. focus on the fact that Dave is a big fan. of yours and he likes you why do you. have to focus on Claire why because. that's the way it works okay I know that. I've got Dave I've got Dave and now I'm.

obsessed with what don't I who ha who. isn't in the tent and why aren't they in. the tent I know players outside the tent. and won't come in I've got to get Claire. into the tent but there's a party in the. tent just chilling the tent why do you. have to go out there the tent's fun. Gurley and I are in the tent over here. oh God you guys are in the tent too no. you're not in this tent. because you're the one that told me. there are plenty of people out there. that don't like me so I kicked you out. of the tent three minutes ago you made. me answer all you want me to say every.

person in the world likes you come on. you know that I just assumed they did. you'd also have to change you'd also. have to change the name of this podcast. wouldn't you all right I know yeah the. needs is in the title of your podcast. all right all right let's let's I. thought you guys were known as The Chill. films like what the hell is going on. here I know we're well first of all Dave. you're right we introduced you to the. equation we were the chill Chums then. you're clutching a pillow and you're and.

you're moved into the farthest corner. you're having a nervous breakdown.