Conan Thinks He Could Fight A Pack Of Coyotes | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

here we are with Summers s'mores 2024. this is uh become quite the tradition. now uh how did it all start Summers. s'mores I forget we were doing the first. year in studio at the Earwolf Studios. but I think it was just based off a joke. where we were trying to get you be more. chill like Sona and me yeah. right it all starts to unravel the. minute you Pi it but then it became then. it became we got into a big argument. about s'mores yes and I took the.

position which scandalized son at the. time that s'mores are a treat that. people think they're supposed to enjoy. but a lot of people really don't and I. didn't know people didn't like them well. I I know we you were uh you made a fool. of yourself uh no and there are people. that that like them but I was surprised. it was one of the first times Matt that. you agreed with me that's what I was. just going to say and really was when I. think we grew a lot closer it's a very. dry treat that's when we moved in.

together remember yeah and we shared an. apartment without driving each other. crazy but it was it's a very dry treat. uh it's not particularly I I think. people think they're supposed to like it. yay s'mores but a lot of people don't so. anyway we took down s'mores and then a. lot of fans called in and agreed MH with. me and I felt empowered and I and I felt. seen for the first time oh did you I'm. so happy for you that you felt seen I. finally felt seen so uh anyway we brings.

joy and you don't like things that bring. joy there you go that's very good uh so. we started uh doing these uh the series. and started taking them outside which. was fun and then we thought every year. we want to elevate it cuz the fans seem. to really enjoy this yeah it's a summer. treat they just do this is what Adam. Sachs calls fan service he's like well. we should do some fan service and I'm. like hey Mr corporate ladder can't you. just say why don't we try to make people. that like make our show happy and he's.

like it's called fan service at business. school that's what they taught us we're. servicing the fans yeah oh okay take. easy digitally huh we're servicing them. get it I'm trying not to we we're. blowing everyone digitally I see that's. it's a it's a sexual thing we're. servicing the fans got it yeah blowing. them okay so uh uhhuh we wanted to. elevate it which we just failed to do.

break again be nice but we thought we'd. uh we thought we'd go someplace we were. trying to think of where to go and then. uh Sona kind of threw down the. gauntlet because I rib her sometimes. about how far away she lives uh which is. in Altadena yes Altadena yeah and um I'm. still it's not on a lot of maps like if. you go on Google Maps they don't show. Altadena there's just a blurred area or. even if you just Google Altadena it. doesn't come up no but I looked at.

where do I live I looked at a map of the. Greater Los Angeles area and as it got. over towards Altadena it got blurry and. then there was just drawings of sea. monsters cuz a lot of uh you know early. early Sailors just didn't know what was. over there so they drew sea monsters a. lot of people just think now it's in. Westeros. yeah it is featured aladen is featured. in the last season of Game of Thrones. you know there's different kind of cool. castles that come folding out and come. rising up those cool NE and then there's.

Altadena which is just one gear spinning. on its. own broken D it's. broken but anyway you said let's go to. Altadena so I thought you know what I'm. going to shut up enough of my jokes okay. about you know okay I'm over on the west. side and I have to go to Altadena that's. not cool okay how about Embrace this. this is a fun thing so I got my shots. can I ask a question when you get to. Altadena you're not gonna make any jokes.

then I don't think so okay you know what. I'm gonna say something I'm gonna say. something I know me yeah and I'm not the. kind of guy to take a bit and just drive. it into the ground not only will you not. make any jokes they won't probably be. the same ones you're making right now. probably not yeah probably not because. we definitely have not already recorded. no no so you won't make and I for a fact. that no no no I'm telling you I'm. telling you I have no intention of doing. those cheap oh I got my passport you.

know I I changed my currency like that's. stuff that's stuff and a six a. six-year-old could make those jokes. child a child and and so no I won't do. that and also I'll Embrace that it's a. rich Vibrant Community it is I'm sure is. there like a playhous or a museum there. what what do you mean like a for yes is. there a school house there's things. there's things there every we have all. the things that other places have when. did you become a guy in a David Mammoth. play this things this things we had a. normal Community it's got everything and.

also we just say one thing that it has. you can't keep saying normal community. and things we have a store we have a. store a general store do you have dry. goods we have a place where you can get. food we have a place called a. refrigerator you could uh you can go. there and you can get things that. there's a place you can go yes okay well. you just answered all my questions. there's a cultural center there are. museums is I'm sure there's a library. there has to be legally there's. definitely a li Thea library is actually.

a pretty cool Library have you been. there uh yeah I've been there do you. know your Pony Express writer. what did anybody get that I know he yeah. he did what do you mean like mail yeah. oh god well listen I really why have I. joined in on this I you live like 15. minutes away from me Matt I know but he. has a point you're 15 minutes out there. farther oh my God I'm just you know what. it's a lovely Community there's horses. there's a lot of like people who have.

far have you seen the original Wonder. Woman the first movie you know that way. ien on her Island you can't see it and. then you go through some fog and then. you just peer in and then suddenly. there's this amazing Island it's like. literally like six miles off of New. Jersey oh the recent one yeah yeah the. one that came out I thought you meant. there was like a movie that came out in. like the 1973 first G oh yeah yeah what. I'm talking about is I think that's a. little bit Altadena which is it's close. to Pasadena but very far away in other. ways it's like bri or Atlantis or.

something it's a little bit mythical. yeah okay yeah I'll take it it's a. lovely town it's a great place to live. and um yeah I you guys are just jealous. no anyway uh well listen we're going to. go we're going to go to Aladino yeah and. I am looking forward to it is there. anything that you would advise me to. bring along in preparation for this uh. Trek bear spray what do you have bears. in the area there are bears but they. don't like no they do they'll come if. you're there there's a lot of coyotes.

fans you said they'll come if you're. there yeah they're they're online. they'll probably hear about this no they. don't get I mean they're not like scared. of people really they like go through. people's trash a lot we have a lot of. coyotes I wonder if we'll see a lot of. peacocks you know what I'm I'm going to. say I am uh I do fear a bear I don't I. just don't know why I don't fear a. coyote even there's a bunch of them I. think I would just charge them and start. swinging I think like they're just dogs. I'd start swinging away.

think you can fight a pack of coyotes I. think I could actually Amanda just saved. a dog's life from two coyotes 3 days ago. a dog was running down the street Oh I. thought that they were blackmailing the. dog she intervened and called the. authorities she called elder abuse they. were the coyotes were engaged in an. online scam they were they were calling. a little dog and saying you need to help. uh your cousin in. Argentina roof roof roof yes just send. the check the coyotes talk but the dog.

doesn't talk little dog doesn't talk in. this reality and the coyotes can kind of. talk the coyotes can kind of talk and. things like just send a check. to I mean to yeah I love the idea of the. coyotes they're just calling it's this. shitty scam they're working it's kind of. yeah it's good H good bit that's a it's. is it a good bit I think it's a pretty. good bit you're so pleased with you I. want to actually hear how she she just. chased them down and and got them away. from the dog oh they were starting C she.

went into like War talk about Amazon. Warrior woman she just went ballistic. and screamed and ran down the street. flailing her arms and my daughter. started freaking out and it was crazy. whose dog was we don't know it's just. someone some neighborhood St now so they. left were they they were full-on. attacking the dog you know what they do. coyotes they have one coyote that kind. of lures dog they like uh they hadn't. attacked it physically yet they were. circling it yeah there's I've always. heard heard that there's a coyote that.

comes out and maybe sort of puts on a. wig and some lipstick and and and it's. just like you know he Big Boy some. pretty broad shoulders and a fluffy tail. and the dog. like come with me and then they leads. her into the woods and the dog is like. are you sure there's a bar here I don't. know I'm. sure just keep heading this way boy and. then suddenly you realize there's like. uh you know 30. surrounding well maybe not is it a Honey.

Trap or honey pot is it a honey pot I. think it's a Honey Trap Honey Trap Honey. Trap implies more there's a you're. snared you. know buty but what a way to. go ma to death yeah it doesn't. work yeah but what a way to go dripped. apart by dogs oh forget I said that it's. the guy who always says but what a way.

to go and hopes that it's. applicable anyway uh they burned up on. re-entry yeah but what a way to go wait. burning up on re-entry after a failed. what yeah but oh forget. it yeah I'm just you know what I will. say this I am excited to go to your home. because I am to yeah and um I know that. listen I've been to your house before in. daylight I have not been to Altadena in.

the in the night time and I don't think. many people have oh um no it's just one. of those things that they tell you that. like when you land at the airport don't. go to Altadena late at night um cuz is. there electricity yes it's a normal town. it's there's stuff there's stop saying. there's stuff that doesn't work well you. keep calling it normal which makes me. think it's not normal cuz we're joking. but then when you say that I think maybe. there's something there's do you hey you. want a burger there's a burger you want. a pizza there's Pizza there's a burger. there's a burger in a field there's a.

burger in a field and even the coyotes. won't touch it there's a there's parks. there Town Burger yeah do you want to. see the burger well it's out here I'll. show you there why are you wearing a wig. coyote you want to see the. burger it's up this way then you get to. the burger that burger looks kind of old. why you taking your wig off. sucker so uh I think we're gonna have a. good time I think so too you know what. I'm going to say this and I know this.

sounds a little corny but when I'm with. you guys I have a good time so I think. wherever we go we'll make it a good time. even if it's alinaa well come on you're. so close you're so close to being nice. Altadena is a really cool place stop. shouting it is it's a cool place would. you ever run for a city council become. part of the you know community service. would you're a famous person that lives. in there's no there is no city council. it's it's an it's not. Incorporated it's an un Incorporated. part of Los Angeles County wait there's.

no city council as far as I know no it's. it's part of the Greater Los Angeles. when you turn your faucet what comes. out Pasadena is incorporated alad's. Incorporated yeah we we're I will not. live someplace that isn't Incorporated I. I need to be part of an a corporation. where you currently live is an. unincorporated part of Los Angeles don't. say where I live I'm just saying. you know listen people just need to.

remember that I live in. Catalina no but where you live is not. Incorporated you don't have like you. know your. own stuff you don't have like a fire. department you have La fire department. no that's insane well you guys just have. a Bucket. Brigade you live so close to me you. really live close by within the. corporate realm of Pasadena though. right and you know we have like uh I.

don't have anything but there's some. celebrities that live in the area I know. they all have like robot drones that. will take care of if goes down oh. okay there's robots that I could get a. Rob robot drone no no no not Altadena. the robot would be like thanks but no. I'm good turns it. down uh not worth the RIS where is it. I'm checking Google sea. monsters I think I'll be you're a robot.

you have to do what I tell you to do I. have to do most things but that's a. little. sketchy outside of my. directive I'll just hang out in Pasadena. it's Incorporated a legal tax. entity are we going to drink oh yeah. yeah oh you making a cocktail I worked. up something yeah I don't know if uh I. it's called the s'more sessan hey in. honor of you all right that's nice yeah. that come along later in the the batch.

of episodes though that's cool yeah it's. you you this man Matt Gurley makes a. mean cocktail sure does you you really. are a an artist I don't know what I'm. doing but thank you we quite good you. know as long as we um you know within. reason as long as we just sip lightly. and we don't go that's why we're waiting. for later in in the episodes we're not. going to get to it right away that's. good that's good cuz it can obliterate. an episode I've seen it happen in the. best I think it's fun I know you do I.

know you do but I'm not taking you home. in a wheelbarrow again it helps me. tolerate these aladen jokes actually so. uh I think it is our it's a whole kind. of joke now aladen the city it's no she. said these Altadena jokes it's become. like a whole kind like mother-in-law. jokes motherin-law jok aladen jok I. think I want to ask the people of. aladina. to rise. up it's all right.

I don't know we can do something it's. speaking of and this isn't uh no pun. intended but it is very high you're very. high altitude it is a high altitude yeah. Al altitude alude altitude you're. altitude it is it's a high altitude it's. nice it's in the fire zone but it's a. it's really pretty up there there's so. much hiking it is beautiful there's you. know waterfalls nearby there's uh it's. just cool I think that I think you you. got to give it a chance you sold me you. I'm going to I'm coming I'm going to I'm.

going to get yeah I'm going to go and uh. and and experience aladina are you doing. anything to the house to prepare for the. onslaught of crew and cameras and stuff. you know I want to make that clear to. people that I know we have a very casual. Vibe here but this is a professional uh. organization we are I'm just going to. say we're a big podcast and when we move. an Army moves with us yeah I mean really. dedicated people come and uh they set it. all up they take care of everything it's. it's very impressive me probably at.

least 20 people coming to something like. this right yeah oh and we I'm going to. get food cuz I have to give people some. food yeah you're and what will you get. oh will your parents be around yeah. they're going to watch the boys okay. will you get the burger the burger yeah. well we can get the the burger we could. do the pizza we could I don't know I was. going to just get some like you know bat. eggs from sorry what it's a cheese filed. puff pastry what I don't know what that. is I honestly don't know what a pag is. you wouldn't you would you wouldn't know.

big what is it it's a cheese fil puff. pastry okay like not getting it there's. like different there's a lot of. different C Arian or Greek um I think. that there's versions in many cultures. okay but in our culture it's yeah it's. just like puff pastry and then there's. cheese and then you bake it or you can. fry it there's so many different ways to. make it and then you know just get some. other stuff I have people come to my.

house and not feed them my mom would be. furious are you good about that I'm very. good at when people come over I want to. feed them I want to I want there to be. Bounty when people come over to my house. yeah and I my wife that wasn't her. culture so much and I we you know we we. work that out over time okay you brought. her over to your side I did in the early. days she'd say oh and I I purchased a. there are three people coming and I. purchased three thin Wafers that. surprises me she know she's so sweet. she's very nice she just didn't know and.

I come from these uh just a giant crazy. pirate ship of uh of insane people who. just buy tons of corn beef and rolls and. just lots of everything if two people. whatever food you would need buy 10. times that much is what how I was raised. yeah same yeah I think we did. it is it. done sure sounds like it can it be done. okay I have a question for you uh what's. what should I be wearing are there are.

there uh. mosquitoes uh does it get super cold. there's a lot of random insects but you. should just just dress kind of kind of. warm and then we'll have a fire MH and. so it'll be fine would it be off-putting. if I came in a very very. fancy uh trailer and uh and I was inside. and I would just like the star wagon. yeah and I would just peek out the. window occasionally you guys but I was. inside and I was uh you know watching. Lawrence of Arabia on.

HD and and eating like a incredible ve. parmesan and wearing a silk a a silk. lounging robe and then every now and. then I I lean out my head and go. some there's nothing like it and then I. close my little window and you'd hear so. the rest of the episode is just me and. Sona hanging out no no but I. occasionally lean my head out I'm there. for the entire episode oh but I only. occasionally lean out that sounds pretty. good I actually wouldn't mind that we'll. have the ear time that would be fun yeah.

but you then you keep noticing that. incredible foods and massas are going in. all kinds of there's just a constant. stream of people going in to take care. of my various but we still just get to. hang out. together with that that's fine did I. mention that I have a generator that's. fine that it's very loud and shoots out. a lot of toxic smoke but it's there it's. there to power how do you think her. house already runs it's there to power. my massage chair.

I think that sounds like a good time all. right we should definitely do a summer. s'mores one time where it's just me and. Matt yeah okay fine I'll you know what. I'm okay with that and you know what I. don't think the fans will miss me at. all oh my God I'm so full of myself all. right well guys let's head out to sona's. place right now fore to Altadena to see. the wonders of a new world okay it's. just a normal Place Altadena lot normal. things tell my wife I loved her okay I.

drive we already sent out the. scouts they didn't come back the horse. came back without them you sent a horse. they came out they went on on Horseback. and then the horse just comes back. without them and old westerns that's how. you know there's trouble okay yeah.