Conan & The Gang Struggle With Dating Math | Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan

Cammy uh tell me about your life and if. there's any way that I can help you. because you you say you're a fan and I'd. like to help you okay my life guys is. boring very un interesting but I try to. find the funny in it in fact your your R. your and Conan and Son rant about pens. at the end of the Shaquil Neil episode. that gives me life I'm having a bad day. I'll go listen to that the pens you mean. the fact that I need a pilot Precision. grip pen just like bold bold and bold it.

has to be bold not fine because fine. pens are stingy with the ink these. these These are the pens that I keep. with me right now these are the only. pens I will use because they are. generous with the ink oh God the. attitude of the pen is there's more. where that came from you only live once. that's how these pens behave they're not. like ink is a valuable resource and must. be. saved my PR yes yes ink that's the fine.

point pens that's how they're behaving. Cammy are you still a fan or did I talk. you out of it during this conversation. no I'm still a fan I'm still very much a. fan but honestly how much more you got. in you I think cammy's a fan I think no. I think I'm in it from the for the long. run okay that's it Cammy um you say your. life's boring why is it boring what. would spice up your life and how can I. help spice oh maybe the Spice. Girls I know I love a 25 y old reference.

those are fantastic yeah me too yeah. yeah I'm 37 so that's very young 37. you're young you're very attractive. you're got your whole life ahead of you. you should be quite well very attractive. you know no yes you are Cammy Cammy you. are very attractive woman living in. Buenos AIS you are very desirable tell. me about your life uh uh do you have a. do you have a partner do you have. anybody in your life right now I do not. have a partner I'm single I have friends. okay but not no benefits just friend I'm.

married with no benefits oh. boy I'm aware that you're married to a. very smart woman she's very smart yes I. love that's a funny idea marri with no. benefits come on someone someone let's. pitch that to the Fox network okay um. okay I I'll do it Conan I'll pitch it. yeah you you should you should probably. you probably have a better relationship. with American television Executives and. I do uh Cammy um so are you dating if. I'm not being too personal go on dates I.

go I get so bored guys what okay what's. the problem what is it you're looking. for someone who can make fun of. themselves and be funny okay like making. fun of themselves you so you like. someone who has a self-deprecating sense. of humor what about physically what are. you looking for physically well I I like. this is kind of hypocritical because I'm. 5'2 but I like someone taller than 6. feet oh okay so selfa me being me being. 5'2 it's kind of come on CY you don't.

need six feet what are you talking about. that's I kind of do you need you need a. guy or a woman I I can't assume a guy a. guy guy I date men okay you date men. only men only older only single wait you. date only men who are older than you and. are well of course single yeah that that. that one makes sense but goes without. saying but how much how much older than. you do these men have to be oh as much. as they can and it's not creepy well. okay this is really interesting to me.

what's creepy there's that old formula. what is it if you double take half your. age half your age and isn't there. there's a formula at least popularity. here that if someone is two Batman's. younger than you two Batman's younger. than you that makes sense so half of uh. wait a minute half of cammy's age is 18. more or less and then you what and then. you add like seven or something can you. look this up or if we're going age rule.

to determine a socially acceptable age. difference in Partners goes something. like this half your age plus seven plus. seven to define the minimum age of a. partner and your age minus 7 time 2 okay. you just I can't follow any of that well. if she's 37 you multiply 37 by two add. no can't we just go half you can we get. NASA can we get NASA on the phone so for. her it would be 18 and2 plus 7 okay no. but she wants someone older no no she. wants someone older than her you have to.

do it the other way let's just say and. I'm going to be let me just ask and. let's say that my wife was abducted by. aliens. okay she wasn't let's say no no no Cammy. please I think that's your answer Cammy. please she was abducted by a happier. alternative's my wife my wife the aliens. came to talk to my wife and she said. please take me with you but listen I'm. not going to be I'm not going to be the. first one after that no I'm not is what.

I'm saying 60 is the answer for her so. you can't go above 60 you can't go above. 60 60 now is 60 seemed creepy to you a. bet yes okay you're exactly 60 I'm. exactly 60 I just turned 60 a couple. month not creepy but but and we're come. on you just said you just said if you. saw me let's say you didn't know who I. was and you saw me walking down the. street tall self-deprecating you can. tell cuz I'm sort of oh look at me I'm. not so great and um would you then look.

at me and go oh but it's creepy he's too. old be honest no no no I think oh my oh. my her voice her pitch was so high I. think she would be looking at you and. being like what is this person doing in. Argentina that that would be something. yes yeah I would I would try to give you. a little some tips not to look so. touristy well I love that you're just. assuming that but wait what about my. physical appearance is my physical.

appearance forget what I'm wearing is my. physical appearance touristy yeah it's. giving tourist I'm I'm picturing you. with one of those bags from the from the. magazine stores in the American airport. like news whatever duty free bag oh yeah. a duty free not those the ones that are. from the magazine stands the ones that. said like news stand or whatever in. English okay wow well you idolize me um. and yet at the same time you think I'm a. creepy old fool do you do you think you. can I did not say that oh I did not say.

you're a creepy old you're first fight. me look at us bickering like old. marrieds.