Conan & The Gang Share Their Controversial Christmas Decor Opinions | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
feeling the holiday Vibe are you feeling. it oh I love Christmas do you go all out. with the traditional stuff do you have. lots of stuff you put out little holiday. trinkets I think so yeah what do you. mean I think are you okay I'm afraid to. admit it to you I'm afraid to what you. will tear into I am I'm a Sentimental. old sap about Christmas I really am yeah. are you Sona yeah I mean you have our. first of all I know you celebrate it a. little later on no no we celebrate. American Christmas too but we you know. we have a fake tree which you guys got. mad at me for when we were doing summer.
s'mores um and then we like put a few. things on but we're not like the house. people stop at when they're driving down. the block and be like Oh my God look at. this I don't want to be that house you. no the house that has oh they have a. thing now I saw an ad where they project. you can put little projectors that. project like candy canes snowflak and. snowflakes and little Santas and. reindeer and they crisscross your entire. house and I think I would go insane what. if I was in my house and that was being. projected and coming in through window I.
think I'd lose my mind I don't know no. and you step outside to go get the paper. and you're these lasers are firing candy. canes into your eyes you get your paper. in the night time yeah I get it. delivered at. night when there's bad news I want to. hear it right away paper Boy comes back. at night just for your house might pay. him a little extra to come by at night. it makes me feel I don't want to read. news in the morning I want to read it at. night and it's the only way to get it. through the newspaper I'm. told hi I don't know much about the.
internet but anyway I don't I don't that. looks like way too much to have. something projected on the house but um. I have a brother who's you know who's uh. a fully adult man he goes all out on. Christmas on the inside of his house and. I think that's really sweet I love that. I I'm all four people going for it you. know what's funny every now and then. someone gives me an. ornament and um I put it on the tree and. then kind of forget about it and then it. just shows up because it all goes into a.
box and then it goes back on the tree. the next year and a couple of years ago. Zack Brath was here and he gave me an. ornament it's him and Donald fison. hugging each other and I remember just. coming home and like it was in my pocket. and I'm like what's this and the tree. was up and I went oh okay I just put it. on the tree like three years go by and I. the other day I passed my. tree I'm like what the. is Zach BR and Donald fa on hugging each.
other a on my tree I want that ornament. is there any Conan ornaments did you. ever make an ornament um it is actually. a Sentimental memory but our first. season uh we premiered September 13th. 1993 when I was a 30-year-old kid and. every the reviews are pretty much this. won't last and um there was a late night. with con O'Brien Christmas ornament that. someone made and gave to me and I. remember hang it on the tree.
in Christmas of 93 and kind of thinking. well at least I got this no seriously. and then all these years later I look at. it it's uh and I'm I'm like you showed. them little ornament you know it's it's. this nice little feeling yeah um I want. to break that ornament I know you do I. you smash it when I go to your house I'm. just going to break it yeah throw the. the Zack brph Donald Faison ornament at. it smashing it yeah so I mean I get.
sentimental I work really hard at not. being sentimental but I'm very. sentimental you like to play The Scrooge. and I like to try to but then I'm a I'm. a total mush about Christmas time here's. a big divisive thing where do you guys. fall on tinsel on a Christmas tree. tinsel can go itself you've chosen. a side I'm I have a bit of an opinion. I'm not a tinsel person growing up um. there'd be some tinsel on our family. tree but I've never wanted it on our. tree I I just I it just looks like. shredded aluminum to me and also pets.
often eat it and you find it later E. Yeah but it looks like someone left you. a beautiful present of. I try to get my dog to eat a bow a. red bow so that later I can put it under. the tree say look what I got you. honey it's a. bow what yeah the really hard part is. getting the dog to swallow a car.
that says haha this is but if you. can get it to swallow a bow and a card. and the dog and it all stays kind of. together it's fantastic it's such a good. prank. um yeah anyway Holidays happy aren't you. glad you you listened hey Merry. Christmas you to Merry Christmas and. happy holidays well that's Tak all. inclusive oh well I'm just everyone I. just want everyone to have a good. holiday be they Christian be they not.
did you want to give us like Christmas. bonuses in cash right now or anything oh. I could venmo you okay and Sona will. probably tell you I know exactly how to. venmo. people that's the hardest I've seen Sona. laugh in a while says the guy who says. the guy who calls his wife when she's in. New York and I'm in LA and goes come can. you Uber Eats me some of the chicken. salad cuz you serious I got better but. there was a while there where I was.
petrified I'm sorry it was new. technology for a very old man oh my God. and she or she'd be in Seattle visiting. her parents and I'd be like um I really. like that turkey burger they make she'd. be like yeah yeah you just get it it's. you know you know it's on H what is it. called Chomp Chomp ch.net that's ch.net. that's ch. net throw a couple my way and. I'll tell you which one uh GrubHub grub. door Dash postat Postmates okay.
Postmates there it is I'd say hey honey. I like that turkey burger and she'd be. like well I'm in Thailand right now in a. meaning and I'd be like yeah yeah and. I'm asleep yeah yeah I like that turkey. burger can you get it on Chom chp.gov. and she'd say do you mean Postmates and. I go yeah just send it over to the house. the turkey burger no barbecue sauce oh. my God I will say for for anyone. listening who thinks that Conan is. joking I remember teaching you how to.
right click back at late night and you. were like oh that button does something. else yes yeah I remember it's true you. were you were young a young fellow this. is back when I had a steam powered. computer we had to wait for it to heat. up to work that's right you also make me. you also used to make me say permission. to come aboard before I could go into. your office even though your desk was. literally like a foot and a half from. the door and I could put something on it. I had to say permission to come aboard. and you would say permission denied and. then I'd have to walk a piece of paper.
you go like I got those research notes. and I'd say what and you'd say. permission to come aboard and I'd go. permission. denied walk away no I think that's. quality. leadership anyway bow that's the. way to go this Christmas get your dog to. eat a bow and then give that to someone. as a present bow coming soon to a. theater New You theater no it's not a. movie I've lost my mind Merry Christmas. you put that up and then you put it up. again yeah that's a double rap this this.
is yeah what we call in the podcast. industry a double WRA yeah you just you. just slid the rap at me another it's a. rap sign that you slid to me a second. time and I just keep ignoring it that's. what I'd do if I was a teller and. someone slid a piece of paper that said. this is a robbery I'd say yeah and. another thing bow and then they. slide it again this is trip triple wrap. that get your dog to eat some tins. and you've got some shiny look we. got families we got to get home to for. Christmas and I'm trying to rob a bank.
