Conan Taunted Matt Gourley From Thailand | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

I just had a fascinating experience I. was on a work trip and I was in a. country I'd never been to before. Thailand I was in Bangkok doing some. work there more on that later. um but it was fascinating and uh I sent. you a little message Mr Gourley yeah I. know you're a bond fan and at one point. I met the floating Market in uh in. Bangkok where you can get on a boat and. go from Market to Market and buy your. wares your souvenirs and then go on to.

the next markets this really uh famous. venue I had forgotten this but someone. it might have been Aaron Blair was with. me because we always travel together as. lovers. and um that's true yeah so I don't have. to pay you also that's also right it's. just a relationship so I'll have. relationships with people just so I. don't have to pay them no they don't. want to exchange hands but a lot of. other stuff okay I do you do pay him yes. she will ever. um oh oh No One's Gonna voluntarily lay.

with this old bag of bones so anyway. this took a I don't know what did you do. that no why did I do it he's the one. that said yes wait a minute now we're. really so here's the point yeah which is. blay mentioned oh this would make Gorly. jealous and before he even said anything. else I was elated because I didn't know. what blay was talking about but I was. immediately happy that there was a way. that you could be unhappy and he said. this is where they shot the bond a. famous sequence in the James Bond film.

Man with the Golden Gun and then I. remembered oh right Roger Moore is. driving through the market and he's. being chased and I immediately. remembered that so I made a video and it. must have been like three in there or. four in the morning here in Los Angeles. it was Midday Bangkok and I sent it to. you and. um I hope you took that video in the. spirit in which it was meant well first. let me clear something up I'm not really. a James Bond fan oh oh James Bond oh my.

God you're wearing a shirt that says. James Bond will return and second of all. you know we were talking about this. today. a lot of James Bond wait a minute you're. just wearing a James Bond shirt. underneath your sweatshirt and you. happen to be wearing that when we. brought this up that's true that's sick. you're a sick person you're a sick too I. feel better or worse about doing this. now I just feel like you need to you.

shouldn't have a family oh. I think social Services should come by. and take both your child and your wife. away which they rarely do they usually. just take the child but at this point I. think they should take both away yeah um. all right so you're I didn't wow that. blows my mind that you that's right you. didn't know what I was gonna I mean I'm. not even gonna justify it never mind so. I sent you a video Yeah and how did you. feel when you got the video well do you. want to listen to it yeah let's play it. here I have it.

hey Matt Conan here I am here at the. floating Market in Bangkok this is where. they shot that iconic scenes in uh man. with a golden gun and I know that this. is on your bucket list I just wanted you. to know I got here first. now the biggest issue I take. do you understand the meaning of the. word psych so were you or were you not. there. Oh you mean like it. you blew it I blew it oh so you mean.

psych should have meant I fooled you I'm. not really there yeah. California well guess what no it does. still make sense because I don't think I. was at the exact look I think the exact. location was about a hundred yards away. this is a very Infamous scene in bond. history because Roger Moore is in a. little boat chasing a little Thai Boy. comes up to sell him something and he. face Palms him and shoves him in the. water what an I know yeah and. this is Roger Moore Roger Moore who's. typically the kind of friendly Bond. right he's the bond that used hairspray.

and a lot of it yeah a lot of it yeah. yeah so yes that's I remember that scene. him shoving a little boy into the water. yeah but yeah I just wanted you to know. that I got there first you know what's. worse I've been to Thailand and I didn't. even get to see that really yeah well. did you know that yeah I just was tired. I'm tired it was so how tired do you. have to be to not go to a bond local you. know what the only thing that beats me. is heat I will if it's hot out and like. humid I don't want to go do it it was. record-setting heat when I was there and.

I could tell because the Thai people I'd. be walking down the street and the Thai. people were walking up to me going Jesus. it's hot. this is freaking hot and I said like so. you're I'm a native yes I've lived here. my entire life good God and uh yeah did. you go to the pp Island no I know that. sounds like a setup to a joke but it's. that's well that's set up for a joke you. would do but uh how about Joe B Flats. nope didn't go there either okay that's.

where the the beautiful like Islands. stick out of the water and that's from. the end of that movie. I did not go uh down to the islands no. did not go there uh shot almost. exclusively in and around uh Bangkok. which is fascinating it's a fascinating. Place loved it food was extraordinary. people are lovely and we shot some stuff. there that I think people are gonna. really like happy about that but I um. mostly have been battling I think I got.

back two days ago I had no problem with. the flight from LA flew from LA to Hong. Kong and then to Thailand no jet lag. nothing just got Right to Work landed in. the morning got right to work and we. were there for about nine days then came. back Hong Kong to LA and my heart hasn't. functioned properly I have just been I. my body's completely screwed up. completely screwed up and my mind. doesn't work and I think I'm capable of.

any crime right now I think that's. because when you get to Thailand you're. like oh it's time to shoot and then it's. like your adrenaline because you've seen. me an accident I've seen you it's not. like you're gonna be like I need a nap. first you're like let's get the camera. let's go but when you come back here. what you don't shoot anything there's. just a wife and a son oh and they're. like what's this all about you should. have their family taken away from them. they've called they've called Social. Services they're constantly calling. social services I don't I don't think it. has anything to do with the time change.

or the flight I think it has to do with. the camera pointing at your feet. it is true I was doing all this stuff. that I can only do when a camera's. pointed at me I was doing all these. stunts and things that and people were. saying hey you're kind of old you. shouldn't be like I'm fine roll that. camera we just shot him in the chest and. he seems fine yeah shoot me again so we. get it from the other angle set me up to. use the word psych yeah teach me how to. use that word I will say we we did and. we put a picture out on social media.

view kickboxing and it's more time. kickboxing and I should mention that. although it was covered it was. completely outside yes and every day we. would look at the temperature and it. would say 94. feels like a hundred and. eight yeah I'm not exaggerating that's. what it said and so with the humanities. because the humidity it's a hundred and. eight and it's a it's a wet we did a. shoot and I was just trying to get out. of the way and was out of breath and.

sweating through my clothes you were. literally jumping and kicking yeah it. was insane yeah and I um I'm fueled by. uh a terrible hole in the middle of my. soul. that uh just Powers me on I know. um but uh no I did we that was really. fun uh we we did all the stuff that I. really enjoyed but uh it was I mean a. highlight was getting to a bond site. before you. um and now I'm determined to go and. visit all the bond sites I can it's.

without you it's on without race no no. you got a lot to catch up on I've been. to a lot of them. um first of all I'm gonna hire a. cinematographer to study those scenes. and prove to you that you weren't in the. exact right place. I'm gonna spend a great deal of money. and then I am going to go to all the. exact correct places and I'll get the. permission of the Roger Moore estate. to examine all the documents necessary. remember he died on my birthday no I. don't remember that I remember I don't I. you leave my mind the minute I leave his.

Studio I don't doubt that I don't doubt. that. remember he died on my well I only say. that not because I expect you to. remember that but because when I said. that before you hit me so hard you. really hit me over the head with that. fact yeah so I thought maybe it did make. an impression no okay great no I think. the way for him to be nice to you is if. you just came with a handheld a camera. oh man I think if you donated uh if you. were proven to be an exact perfect match. for my bone marrow and you saved my life. by going through an excruciating.

procedure I would quickly forget about. it oh I would also never do that. no no you understand I would hire people. to hold you down and we would extract. the bone marrow using simple gardening. tools I I would then there's nothing you. can do about drink a lot of Drano that. would then Osmos ties into my mind as. bad as it is for your body really does. enhance bone marrow production really. yeah oh okay so got me there you Evil. Genius I say petting a cat.

um all right well if you want to see a. bond site write in right in right in and. uh Gorly will tell you if he's been. there or not bye Psych.