Conan Talks With A Middle School Principal | Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan

this is one thing that I'm curious about. whenever I used to see a teacher or. especially a principal outside school it. was weird it was very strange because I. didn't think they could exist outside of. the reality of school and so have you. had that experience where a parent or. kids have seen you out in the world and. it's weird yeah I don't live in the town. that I work in for that very reason I. feel like there's it's a healthy buffer. or I can still live my life so you live.

over seven hours away yes I commute. that's why I listen to your podcast a. whole bunch you live in you live in you. live in Florida and you own a seaplane. and you go to Dallas that's incredible. uh so so you live far away does it ever. happen though that you still see. somebody yeah so every once in a while I. will still still see people I mean like. I I live close to Dallas and so I when. we go to dinner go do something go out. like I go towards the Dallas just so I. can avoid that but you know I still will.

always see a kid I learned my lesson my. very first year that I was a teacher and. coach and the town that I taught in. um it's huge and they have this. beautiful mall it's beautiful and I was. new to the area and I was like well. let's go and I needed um underwear and I. went to a place to buy underwear that. everybody knows by the look of their bag. you know where you've been which which. store which store is this because I know.

them all oh god oh okay uh Victoria's. Secret okay yeah you know them all I've. been to every Victoria's Secrets Outlet. oh that's one of my claims to fame I. just hang around finaster and then I get. asked to leave now they have my picture. up but anyway so what happened you went. to a Victoria's Secret yeah and like. they have a good sale it's like five for. 35 so I go there and I walk out can I. ask you so quickly Jenna did you buy. some unmentionable stop stop stop stop.

stop I love it when people refer to them. as unmentionables Oh I thought you were. okay I mentioned balls sorry I had I. cocaine I had just before we did that. was I didn't know what that was you were. snorting it was delicious I think it was. new I thought it was an analgesic I. shouldn't have said this was delicious. cocaine because that ruins it who says. this is delicious no one says that. that's so stupid I'm sorry so Jenna back.

to your story you go. you go to Victoria's Secrets you. purchase a few let's just call them. unmentionables and you're walking out. yeah and I walk out and I hear uh coach. Posey coach Posey and I was like that. was my maiden name and I was like oh my. God and I turn around and it's a boy a. little sixth grader that I had in class. and his dad and they're like hey how can. do it but you can just see like the. dad's gays like honed in on the Pink.

Pack yeah getting you see the kids I. wander down there after it got past the. shock of seeing you know your teacher in. public so I no longer shop in the town I. teach you were driven out of you were. pretty much driven out of town you know. basically because of that embarrassing. moment what I do. is I carry everything in a Victoria's. Secrets bag so people get used to it. so that's a good strategy yeah I just. instead of a briefcase I have a. Victoria's Secrets bag and then when I. do go to Victoria's Secrets right I'm. not embarrassed because people say.

anytime people stop me I reach into my. Victoria's Secrets bag it's got like you. know Coors Light in there or sometimes I. just Miller Light you mean Miller Lite. because they you're right it's got. Miller Lite in there because they are. advertisers. um and uh or it's got my books a book. I'm reading or it's got some papers or. sometimes I'll just uh scoop uh you know. turkey chili in there and I carry that. around but then occasionally when I buy.

my wife some unmentionables. at uh Victoria's Secret no one knows. yeah sometimes I forget to take the. chili out first and they're just covered. in Turkey oh God yeah but that's one of. my Kinks. [Music]. Jenna did I ruin your day by talking to. you uh no no I hear crazier things every. day that's not possible that is not she.

works with middle schoolers by the way I. think I I think I've got them beat I. think I'm the least mature person you've. spoken to in years and you're a middle. school principal. I I mean turkey chili in a Victoria. Secret bag with not on my bingo card for. today.