Conan Still Has Socks From His Late Night Career | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

we're going to do a voicemail sound good. sure let's hear it Sona yes okay punch. it hey Conan I've never listened to the. podcast before but I want to know what. your soft game is like if you have one. drawer that's got like veiny socks with. patterns on them and another drawer. that's got like black and brown socks or. you like put them in the same drawer or. you don't even mess with some kinds of. socks or you will sock during the winter. like just what's your sock game all. right thicker. wow I've never heard the podcast I want.

to call that out because I think the. only way to call in is if you listen to. the podcast so this person's yanking. your chain this guy's playing with my. sock is what he's got oh he is you know. I'm gonna say. um let's assume let's take him at his. word he sounds very casual unless he's. trying super hard to be casual he might. be a huge fan who's laying it on thick. like uh I don't really listen to the. broadcast that means he's listened to. everyone twice right and some of them. like this I don't know I think he's. really high I think he's at home eating.

some Doritos and he's like I'm gonna. call Conan O'Brien yeah and then he just. Googled how to call you I think that's. true yeah I'm gonna go with that all. right that seems like the most likely. scenario what's his name again he didn't. say he didn't say a name wow he is. pretty chill yeah all right I'm gonna. call him Chill Zone Chill Zone just for. lack of a real name Chill Zone that's a. good question is it. you know it isn't. I'm going to say that was muscle memory. so you've been busted on all fronts yeah.

you are a rude Stoner which is a very. odd combination I've never listed your. podcast. screw you man I'm so high it's not. usually how people come across when. they're stoned but anyway I will reveal. how I do it I have two drawers you do I. do have two drawers man what an. aristocrat. when I was a child getting hand-me-downs. from Luke and Neil that didn't fit I.

dreamed of not one sock drawer of my own. but two one has all athletic socks. because as you know Sona oh no I work. out constantly. don't just get a body like mine you have. to be in an accidental I was gonna slam. myself but you didn't trust me to do it. and then I have one that has is All. Purpose like some wool socks some of. those Gold Toe socks classic that are. still left over from my late night days.

wow because that's the I never went out. and bought gold toe socks but that was. the ones that were assigned to me and. like TBS NBC these socks go back. thousands of years so you stole them no. from the networks you can't steal socks. they just end up being transferred uh. from one place to the other that's. National Broadcasting Company property. that you're you know true story all the. suits I wore all those years at NBC they. were very careful about if I wore them. on the weekend or something to an event.

they would want that back on Monday oh I. used to kind of wonder about it because. I'm 6'4 with very specific measurements. and I thought these suits aren't really. gonna fit anybody else I have legs that. are my body is disproportionate I'm a. very large person what are they going to. be doing with these suits and they told. me extras wear them in scenes it's. Saturday night you're kidding me so. whenever you see a six foot four really. long-legged background person on an SNL.

sketch they might be wearing a vintage. Conan O'Brien's suit but think about. that from the 90s and 2000s actors were. probably very nervous because they want. to be actors and they're just in the. background sweating all day and night in. that thing and then you're Monday. morning. oh no they wouldn't go no no during the. show after I was done with them no no it. wasn't like I had you turned them in so. that on the weekends. in my defense I was only half listening.

I have a question about your socks yeah. do you fold them into each other or do. you lay them flat to save the elasticity. of them now I've got it I lay one on top. of the other and then fold okay yeah. that's how I do it too but some people. are very big on saving the elastic I'm. not I just I don't care if they get a. little loose and floppy it just makes me. look like a a real cool dude it does. yeah what floppy stuff yeah every now. and then I like to show a little like to. show a little ankle you know I'm very. Victorian about my sexuality every now.

and then I want someone to just catch a. little bit of my ankle and go I'm. intrigued. you know there was a time when people. showed a lot less and you had to use. your imagination in Victorian era people. used to say like oh look at hmm that. upper collar our bone that's where the. phrase put your best foot forward comes. from showing off your your ankle and. your calf oh really from the restoration. days yes it does yeah that's true that's. great yeah.

I didn't know how to react in a culture. where only your eyes are seen if you're. completely covered except your eyes. people are like wow showing a little. lash today yeah you know that I mean it. can be taken to any extreme yeah yeah I. think we are losing. um our sense of True sensuality by. showing too much and I'm trying to bring. it back by covering as much of my body. as possible and that's by popular. requests you just wear a sheet with a. hole or your Winger sticks out.

my Wanger. it's the Wanger guy the Winger coming. down the street it sounds like it's a. red hot sounds like a failed car from. the late 70s it's the Ducks and Wanger. it goes 35 miles per hour at top speed. we'll come up with these your Wanger I. don't know I mean that's yeah you know. what you're a guy it's dirty from like. 1952. I know this guy was arrested on. Fifth and Elm for showing his wanger.

his Straw Hat has been confiscated and. he's being confined in a 1932 Nash. Rambler until he apologizes. I don't I honestly don't know what's. ever going to come out of your mouth. well anyway why use a standard term when. you could make a new one you know what I. mean well I thought that might be one. that you use is Wayne does anybody use. Winger Wang is a term for tadger todger.

oh gosh Jesus oh my God for drinks and. berries for your Ghoulies for you know. unbelievable well you're just a font of. this mishmash I love it I think you're a. time traveler sometimes I think that you. know those romantic shows where a guy is. traveling through time and he has a. passionate love in the in the present. day but what's it called oh are you uh. Outlander yeah oh he's like a guy from. Outlander except he's just picking up. different euphemisms from penis. throughout different times and then. coming home to his true love in Pasadena.

and saying uh would you like to see my. todger my Wanger I'll be the Velvet. scepter's home you want to see my Winkle. Vibe. I'm here with the old deadly squats you. know you guys are bringing these terms. back so that's cool that's really cool. yeah that's you know well I hope I I do. have I I don't popular would you say. that I'm an extravagant person no I. would not I'm not but I do have two sock.

drawers and I think that answers the. question listen if you can have two. I think everybody would want to be able. to have two sock drawers yeah but. because I have two my son has no drawers. at all yeah yeah we had to take some of. his drawer space we have some socks he. doesn't wear a socks he can't he can't. have socks that's rough yeah you can't. have anything really yeah what socks are. you wearing today uh this is nice those. are nice all right so black black that's. regular black wool socks you know that's. all not a big deal wow you thought you.

were going into a problem. that's cool where's Waldo there's Waldo. what do you got I just got ankle socks. you're not showing a little ankle oh. [Applause]. you're an 1832. Leave Harlan. mcsee and she has tuberculosis. and palsy oh let's wrap this up all.

right well anyway. um hey I hope you do get a chance to. check out the podcast sometime you how. will he hear this you laid-back slacker. yeah.