Conan Stages A Fake Auction | Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan

and what other skills do you have what. other kooky jobs have you had so when. I'm not you know when it's not babies or. Gibbons or music or sales. um I've also worked in the world of. Finance which was in some way a that was. an indirect indirect tax reclaim sales. job a whole other direction and then I. was also an Arts Auctioneer on cruise. ships and that's where I learned myself. wait a minute you sold what kind of art. is being auctioned off on a cruise ship. and how bad is that art I mean that's. not a place to auction off art is a is a.

cruise ship is it you wouldn't think did. you sell it in international waters. because it's been stolen that's exactly. what it is all that missing arts and all. those paintings that people are throwing. paints on at the moment that's where. they go oh those are the cruise ships. international waters I understood. no no there's amazing Arts amazing. artists on their ships and um yeah I was. an Auctioneer for two years that's where. I learned the skills the sales skills. wow that's cool Incredible you're. drinking a lot of water Josh you've had. many gulps of water while we're talking.

um. about that well I'm I'm suspicious it is. true I've noticed too and it does feel. like you're sort of nervous are you. lying to us or something or what what's. the feeling you're getting I'm getting. the feeling that uh Josh is pulling some. kind of scam on us uh he's I it's a tell. when someone's drinking too much water. it's thirsty no he's gonna pitch a. timeshare yeah you are you're gonna look. at him look at him there he goes again. oh my God that's a lot of water have you.

been urinating the whole time you've. been talking to us yeah there's a bucket. underneath you did say it was a one-room. thing where everything happens. thank you oh she's sitting on the toilet. as we speak uh-huh yeah it's like a jail. cell just a toilet in the middle of the. room okay well you're are you a good. Auctioneer I like to think I was decent. yeah and I had fun doing it imagine. you're selling an appearance on uh Conan. O'Brien needs a friend okay could you. auction that off right now to us we're. the buyers yeah we're the buyers good.

luck pass okay. security is escorting Sona out because. she doesn't you know she's she's not. dressed appropriately. um she's wearing that's actually how a. lot of the auctions were so that's. pretty accurate so far all right so. you're the auctioneer for Conan O'Brien. an appearance on Conan O'Brien uh needs. a friend and this is you get out you. want to get top dollar for this all. right ladies and gentlemen next on the. Block we have an incredible offer a. talking appearance on Conan O'Brien.

needs a friend ladies and gentlemen this. has an estimated retail price of 3 500. but we're gonna start the bidding at. just. 2500.00.00. that guy's a genius I have ten thousand. going two thousand dollars Conan O'Brien. Conan O'Brien stroke in the.

brown code. no no I will pay more I didn't realize. it was that the guy that worked on The. Simpsons the guy that changed the face. of late nights the guy who then reshaped. audio as we know it. 175. 000 180. 000 wait sold out O'Brien we have 180 no. no not Soledad retracted retracted. the NBC broadcasters yes you wanna well.

I do like Soledad O'Brien so okay there. was some confusion there anyway. um that was good you had me very excited. I was really I can tell yeah not so bad. yeah well I raised my voice and I used. profanity that usually means I'm excited. yeah yeah you're really excited a bit on. yourself. that was the most masturbatory thing. I've done since I last masturbated. um. sorry about that Josh.

please. come on it's Jesus it's been a full hour. um. [Laughter]. let's change the subject.