Conan & Sona Wish Matt Gourley A Happy Birthday | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

okay well uh take a moment here because. congratulations. and felicitations are in order today is. Matthew B gorley's birthday I know B is. now your middle name nor is today my. birthday I thought you said today's your. birthday I just no someone said this. episode is coming out on the 22nd my. birthday is the 23rd oh what the hell. man what right before we started didn't. you say this is coming out you asked me. when this is coming out and I said on. the 22nd then you go that's my birthday. week oh come on but that's what Conan's.

birthday was on the 18th and we recorded. it on for the 17th so it's like the same. thing it's not like we can't talk about. it stop the whole momentum and the magic. to point out a small accounting error it. is more or less your birthday but now I. started off with this feeling of. generosity and everything and and now I. don't have it anymore. it's coming out the 22nd my birthday is.

the 23rd all right well who's gonna. announce that to America on the 23rd you. going on The Price is Right what are you. doing that's exactly what I'm doing I'm. going on the prices right for my. birthday okay have you been have you. been on The Price is Right no but I have. been on more game shows than I'm of care. to admit is that true yeah when those. people that just went from game show to. game show when I was younger yeah when I. was younger yeah well I'm turning 50. I. mean yes this is your 50th birthday. tomorrow can we just say it's today sure.

also people don't listen to podcasts. necessarily are you telling me how. podcasts well maybe as someone should. wow they don't necessarily listen the. day that they're put on air that's well. you lost it you lost it's okay you tried. no no they don't you know what I mean. yes drops but then someone might be. checking it out tomorrow and guess what. if it's the 23rd then happy birthday. Matt gorley and it's the big 5-0 eh yeah. that nothing yeah that ain't nothing I.

don't know what are you talking about I. don't know I feel it you know 50 is I. mean with all the advanced is in science. and everything 50 is the new 49. 48. you. know. you can't worry about it I know that. you're first of all you're a very. youthful chap well you come across as. very young you you were getting kind of. upset when we'd mentioned your 60th. birthday yeah so you tell them because. and I'm upset now that you brought it up. again I'm trying to get it out on. Wikipedia that I'm 51 or 49. okay I'm. also trying to get some other stuff out. there too that I was in porno.

porno yeah no people who are in who do. porn don't say I'm in porno this was a. long time ago when people said in porno. no I think porno was in you no it was. 1981. oh it's a good porno time yeah I. was gonna say that's my favorite yeah. and back then we called it in porno did. you yeah sexy yeah someone would say hey. you what's your score and I'd say I'm in. porno that's the game. that's how people talk about anyway what. were some of your movies oh you don't.

want to know I do want to know okay look. out unzip. that doesn't feel like look out because. Here Comes something sexually formidable. it feels like look out you're in danger. look out unzip was one of my. best-selling movies yeah for most of us. learning a second language in high. school or college wasn't exactly a high. point in our academic careers I uh. learned Spanish just many times over. yeah it didn't really stick no well. you're very Irish.

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segment where the just the penis just. keeps coming out and out and out oh come. on like it's like a magician would pull. scarves out of their mouth well that's. it there's a scene where a magic he does. he's wandering the Earth trying to find. you know a way to make a living and then. he teams up with a magician at one point. and the guy is pulling out you know and. pulling and pulling and pulling and it. just keeps going and it's called look. out unzip. well look for.

depends on which country it's released. I've seen ones that were you know I saw. a copy that was being sold in the Canary. Islands. okay but it depends on where you get it. but all of this all of this is my way of. saying happy 50th birthday. and you know what you should feel. grateful you have a beautiful wife yes. you have uh lovely daughters and a.

gorgeous home I mean and you get to work. with Sona and Conan and that's that's a. pretty rare yeah I get to work with. Sonos. three together that might get worse. I'm gonna go sit on that two-legged. stool and see how that goes is that. another one of your in pornos yep well. that was that was one legged stool. that's the other one I made which didn't.

do as well people were disappointed in. the ending. upside where I'm just sold as a stool. and then I'm just just a long sequence. of me erect this is and people are. having having coffee using my back as a. table birth in a minute I'm at a French. cafe and they're on really tall stools. because that's really packing yeah. yeah this is all true oh my God you know.

maybe this is a great birthday present. for you it's not yes you can gather the. wife and daughter nope around the radio. that plays podcasts no and you can. listen to this wonderful memory I'm. gonna Salvage this by drinking out of. Javier bardem's cold coffee cup. oh there you go. now that's a birthday I can save her yes. very nice well happy birthday seriously. happy birthday girl thanks you guys. thanks we all did would it kill you to.

lean into the mic and say happy birthday. happy well he told me it was the 22nd I. know but so what we let that go are you. still nursing that happy birthday it. seems like it seems like there are. qualifications to that yeah I don't. accept your happy birthday all right. well as long as we entered in bitterness. let's get out of here.