Conan & Sona Talk About Their Siblings | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey there welcome to Conor O'Brien needs. a. friend uh we're laughing already and you. know when we can laugh it means we're. alive and life is good isn't it yeah. yeah yes would you like to talk about. what we were laughing about absolutely. not abs some things are meant for off. mic yeah some things are meant for not. even off mic yeah yeah exactly exactly. um listen I'm happy to be here with you. guys just had a lovely interaction with. your family oh Mr gorle my daughter.

beautiful wife your daughter she's how. old now she's three she's three turned. three she's never to come here again. without my permission I understand no. she was kids love it here because we. have this nice office building yeah and. it has lots of candy and treats and um. yeah I mean Glenn came with a Minnie. Mouse on a noose right and there's a. story behind that yeah that was a little. disturbing she had she had Minnie Mouse. and Minnie Mouse looked like Minnie. Mouse was in bondage your your beautiful.

and and some of it was kind of around. the neck and it looked like FR looked. like Frontier Justice for Min Mouse. there's an explanation the Salem witch. trial yeah uh Minnie committed. manslaughter oh I see okay well then. then Penny Minnie had to pay uh no we. had to get to get her to go on our bike. we had to tie Minnie onto the bike so. that once Minnie was on there Glenn. would go on the bike we don't tie Glen. to the bike she has a seat right but but. if she doesn't if she holds mini mini. will fall somewhere so we had to tie Min.

the bike. seat and we did it by hanging her till. the neck by the neck till she be dead. yeah yeah it was disturbing it was yeah. cuz uh Minnie was lifeless and your. daughter didn't seem to care uh but. anyway well normally Glen shout out to. the Disney. company does Disney have any control. over how they're if once they've sold. the doll they have no say over I don't. think so you can do whatever you want to. oh wow nor Glen could no oh what what no.

just take it out for drinks oh no I. wasn't saying anything like that I was. saying you could like stab it or light. it on fire both both got her where did. you go drinks what's wrong with taking. goofy out for a drink and watch the game. just you and goof a stuffed goofy. sitting in a bar I would like to do that. and see if anyone came over and said. anything probably not yeah wait do you. treat him goofy like he's an actual. person sure someone walks spine I'm like.

hey goofy you. know what what yeah what I don't know. what I'm goofy just sits there with a. full drink and then do you try to. surreptitiously drink it to seem like. Goofy's drinking or what yes every now. and then I drain a little bit of Goofy's. drink oh my God so that it looks like. and then I say excuse me hello. goofy Goofy's running a little low here. time for up a game playing do you make. him high five you I go to high five but. he just falls off limply he just falls. off the couch and then I go like someone.

had too much over here goofy do you see. goofy back up to his room or does he. come to yours all right now we're not. getting into that now you took it too. far I did you did that was you this is a. classy I do want to bring up this is. reminding me that uh that one of my. sisters I forget was not me it was not. me I want to say that but when we were. really little you now. okay someone went in and I I forget. which sister it was but someone went in. there cut off all the hair on like three. of their dolls and then wrote carve.

their name backwards onto the skull. which is so on thead your sister's name. or the name of the doll I think it was. the name of my sister backwards and uh. are you kidding me yeah and uh and I. remember that being I don't remember who. did it I was not me I swear it was not. me but I remembered seeing the results. and thinking this is like we're all. really young at this point and whoever. did it just wrote the name backwards was. the name. nanok no it was not Nan but I just.

remember that being like a chilling like. oh this is a Grizzly crime scene but it. was dolls but the backwards thing is. what's getting me very devil like no but. I think it was because they were trying. to spell their sister's name Neil and uh. and wrote it backwards because they were. very young wait so was someone writing. someone else's name like a frame job. this was you no I didn't do this I did. lots of terrible things I did terrible. terrible things uhhuh U mostly to Justin. and apologies Justin I've told you this.

right I would play very complicated game. he just wanted to play cops and robbers. and I would immediately get lawyers. involved I would say well now we have to. go see a lawyer because you drew your. gun he'd be like I didn't even fire my. gun I went you drew it and in. Massachusetts count you know like in the. in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and. I would make him fill out papers. sufferable sufferable awful person the. absence of fun no and there was a big. gap between us so he was a very young. kid and I was in my late 40s. [Laughter].

but he's fine now they just released him. I get it people do weird things with. dolls I used to do weird things but yeah. it's just it's a it's a time of life. when when dolls it can be a crime scene. and it's acting things out in a safe way. yeah okay I guess that's weird though. well did your your brother was a bully a. little bit to you yeah Danny used to. beat me up a lot and I used to always. think hey I got a chance and I never did. I just Danny's a strong guy I can't take. Danny no you can't no was a football.

player in high school and he used to he. was huge and he would be well now you're. making me feel like I should try and. fight Danny um you would lose he would. beat you up badly he would badly beat. you up I could choose my moment what if. he doesn't see me coming I come up from. behind like a sucker punch oh no I've. got I'm holding something I've got like. a stick what that's still like you kind. of a sucker punch like he doesn't expect. it I wouldn't use my real hand my hands. aren't very strong so I would have like. a big back a weapon yeah you would you. would probably win but You' be a.

but I don't care about that part okay. you see a scenario where I could take. your brother Danny yeah if he doesn't. see Danny yeah suck it Danny oh tast. take it easy okay um have we. accomplished anything here with this. opening no nothing this is awful all. we've managed to accomplish is we've. killed five minutes okay and so it's. time to start the show I think we start. the show I'm satisfied are you yes. satisfied with less the podcast rule.