Conan & Sona Give Dating Advice To A Fan | Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan

tell me a little bit about your life. what's what's going on I mean uh tell us. a little bit about yourself Avril at the. moment I'm. working most most days I'm working on a. Hulu show at the moment which is pretty. cool okay. um but I mean your social life your my. social life yeah it can't all be work. you know yeah is there uh you know yeah. do you have a tick. do I have a tick. I don't even know what that means is. there a horse living with you is there a.

yeah you know what I mean you know hey. are you seeing anybody right now are you. married I'm just curious these are. because this isn't a job interview I'm. allowed to ask yeah of course you are. um no there is not I am alone. okay. no. um it's going pretty slowly the old. dating life do people use the apps in. Ireland I imagine they do just like they. do here in America yes they do yes.

um I use them in the wrong way though. because I look for people that I already. know. um before what you're you're going on. the apps for a date but you exclude. yourself to people you already know yes. why do you do that. um I just I'm afraid of strangers I get. it I don't like I don't like strangers. right and I feel like if I already know. them you know I don't have to do that. awkward get to know you date I get to. like skip to the second one right right.

you know what I mean sure yeah what. happens if on the app you express your. interest in them and you already know. them and what if they don't like uh you. know. reciprocate or vice versa and then you. see each other again and you're like oh. yeah is that awful well that's the. that's the trick you can't do that you I. don't do that okay right I let them come. to me but if they don't come to me then. I forget about us because okay it's too. risky I got you okay Avril I'm gonna um.

really bore down here with some. questions because yeah first of all tell. me what kind of person you're looking. for what's your type so funny. um hopefully musical kind of right. um lots of hair I like lots of hair okay. on the head okay yeah and just not. you're like you have to get through a. lot of the same man on Dating apps in. Ireland I don't know if it's the same in. us but especially in Dublin there's just.

that this one guy who's just over and. over again the same is it literally just. one creep who's keeps multiple programs. no no describe yes. but tell us what is the type what is the. what is the Irish the typical Irish guy. on an app describe him so we have. um loves sea swimming Sea swimming I'm. just guessing means loves to swim in the. sea yes but it's a thing here and it's.

sea swimming and um over the pandemic. people started doing it a lot because it. was the only thing that people could do. to meet other people because it was. literally in the sea right. um and then people kept it going. afterwards and they've made it their. entire personality so they're a bunch of. tunes out there that are all into sea. swimming yes. and that's fine but I seem to be getting. the same answers every time to like the.

prompts on hinge so it's like if you're. into sea swimming we'll get along if you. like drinking Guinness we'll get along. and I don't know if those are enough to. like start a relationship no I like the. sound I mean it sounds a little if a guy. is saying if you if you're asking. someone essentially who are you and he. says I like to jump into the cold Irish. sea and I like drinking Guinness. um I don't know if you're hearing that. again and again and again it doesn't. sound like it's not a lot to go on no so.

to combat that I Photoshop my head onto. a picture of someone being interviewed. by you on your show what and I use that. this sounds very deceitful you took your. head and you put it on the body of. someone I was interviewing. um yes and uh who was it I was. interviewing which body did you um it. was the guy from Bill and Ted. Keanu Reeves not Keanu Reeves Alex. Winter.

why did you do that I thought you meant. it would be another woman that kind of. looked like yes yeah no that was because. that's what I don't want to trick people. like genuinely trick people but I want. people to stop and go wait a second and. they're like oh wait no she didn't but. she did this thing that's a real fetish. out there uh someone who's got the face. of an attractive young woman and the. body of Alex Winter that's a known. I mean I've spent a lot of time on.

fetish sites and that is a big one. because it doesn't exist anymore okay. yeah so it's a real hot commodity. very very I can only wish to have the. body of Alex Winter. um I wish well I do it's in the trunk of. my car uh I killed him weeks ago. turn Avril. try and pull this together here okay. you're living in Dublin you are a very. uh funny uh uh uh cool person and you've.

got good a good job uh and I think uh. you've you've got everything going for. you and I feel that it's my mission now. to to find you the right person and I. worry if you're all if you're not taking. any chances if you're only talking to. guys who are already your friend I don't. know that I think you're trapping. yourself in in the friend zone don't you. agree so well I think there's a reason. maybe there wasn't anything romantic in.

the first place right yeah so maybe if. you're going back to that well I don't. know yeah that's dry yeah so you may. have to take a little bit of a risk and. risk uh maybe a not a great first date. and then there's no other date I think. you need to risk bad first dates are fun. yeah they can be fun yeah yeah they're a. fun story yeah I've had so many bad. first day oh let me tell you uh Sono was. a disaster for years when she was. working for me she would go on these. terrible dates with these complete. losers and then be humiliated and it.

happened again and again and again and. again and again okay yeah we get it we. get it we get it we get it well I. noticed when you were listing off the. things that you wanted you didn't say. that he needs to have a job and that was. my thing was that they didn't really. have to have a job I was all about. floppy hair music well a lot of times in. sona's case they couldn't have a job. because they were right out of prison. you know or currently in prison a few of. them right yeah I feel they would get a. job they would get a job in the prison. bakery or something or laundry but I.

think a prison as a bakery yeah some of. the best baked goods come from. Danbury Connecticut makes a great corn. muffin Cinnabon is a prison released are. you thinking of Paddington too oh my God. I loved Paddington too best movie ever. it's good I Honestly Love Paddington too.