Conan & Sona Brainstorm Ways To Torment Each Other | Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan

Hi Conan. Hi Sona! This is unbelievable! (everyone laughing). Wow Chrissy, you're a dose of caffeine right to the heart. You've got... Oh wait! You've got a little Conan pop doll there. That's fantastic. Yes, I have that and a Conan face. Okay well just be--. (Sona laughing). Be careful Chrissy because all Conan memorabilia. is made very cheaply and it's all 100% asbestos. (Sona laughing). Yes, he keeps on falling down. (laughs). Yeah it could explode in flames at any moment.

Chrissy, where are you right now? In Baltimore. You're in Baltimore. Baltimore, Maryland. Okay, very good. And tell us a little bit about yourself, Chrissy. I am a dental hygienist, Oh. Yes. And I loved when you talked to Jack Black. all about when you go to the dental office. you never wait, you just go in and say, "I'm here." Yeah. And you just get in the chair. and you just wanna sit in it. Yes, that's my attitude. I like to walk into places. and say, "I'm here and I'm ready.". I do that in emergency rooms. (Chrissy laughing).

Other people will be severely injured. And I just like to walk in and go, "I'm here, I've been on television for three decades. and I demand immediate treatment. for my slightly ingrown hangnail.". (everyone laughing). Just like when The Invisible Man was on--. Yes, yes. Oh no don't bring that up. Wow, you got the greatest hits Chrissy. Don't bring that up. Chrissy, you sound like someone who listens. to the podcast a lot. Oh I knew 'em all. Every Mondays and Thursdays are my favorite days. I started running, I was training for a marathon,

and I tried listening to the classics. like The Scarlet Letter and eh, no. It was nothing. (Sona laughing). Wait you were jogging to the novel The Scarlet Letter? (Sona laughing). Yes. Yeah, no one... And I wanted to jump off a bridge the third time. that they discussed the letter L or something. No one jogs to Hawthorne. (everyone laughing). You can't-- I can see why. Now listen, you can jog to Emerson, or Thoreau, but you can't jog to Hawthorne. You just can't. No you can't.

So I started listening to you guys, so I feel like you run with me. I feel like you're with me all the time, and I absolutely love it. It's been fantastic, I tell you. You know what we should do is, if you listen to this while you run, let's all give her a little inspiration. while she's running right now. When this comes out on the next, whatever Thursday, she will hear us inspiring her to run. You got this Chrissy! You got this! Yes. Come on Chrissy! Come on Chrissy! Let's go! (El singing). You got it! (El singing). (El and Conan singing). The last run I did, (Conan and El singing). I listened to Bill Hader again,

like the second time you and Bill Hader. Yep. And it was a 10K and I came 11th in my age group. And then I did a 6K and didn't listen to anything, but came third in my age group. But yeah you guys-- Oh. Wait a minute. Yeah wait, this doesn't check out. Hold on, Chrissy--. Maybe you should go back to Hawthorne. Chrissy, what you're saying is that. when you listen to me and Bill Hader, you'll come in 11th. When you listen to nothing-- Yes. you come in third. Yes. So why are you--. Well 'cause I'm laughing, I'm laughing. (everyone "oh's in agreement). I see, well that's a problem.

We have some people... This is nice but I've had a lot of people tell me. that they get in trouble or they get thrown out of the gym. 'cause they're laughing at the podcast, which is a compliment. Yes. But I guess when you're wearing ear buds. and you're laughing loudly, you look insane. Right, yes. Yeah, it doesn't take much for me to look that way anyway. but that does put me over the edge just a bit. when I come up behind somebody and I'm laughing. and Matt and Sona are so stinking cute. Eey! How're the babies? They're good, they're downstairs.

I don't know, I think they're sleeping. (Chrissy laughing). Yeah, mine's out on a walk. Oh is she? Oh, that's nice. She's walking. Yeah alone. Yeah Matt's daughter is out alone, wandering. She's walking, yeah. And Sona hasn't seen her children in weeks. (Sona laughs). She's not really a hands-on mom, but that's her way. Well this is exciting to talk to you. because we love doing the podcast, but it is really nice when we talk to people. that are really listening to every episode. and apparently listening really closely. for the hidden satanic messages that we put in there.

(everyone laughing). And I'm glad you're a dental hygienist. I was at my dental hygienist. and I was complaining about tooth pain. and they found an abscess-- Yes, oh no! They found an abscess on my back molar. and I just had root canal and so--. And so it wasn't on your sinuses. Wow, you're good! (everyone exclaims in amazement). I am so good, I'm all over this. At first they didn't see any sign of any decay, so they thought it might be the sinus. And so I followed that course of treatment.

and then it just came back with a vengeance. and I said, "Nah, it's the tooth.". And sure enough, they found out. So I got a root canal two days ago. and I'm feeling good now. Yes, okay good. I recommend to everyone go out and get root canals. if you need them or not, (everyone laughs). because they're fantastic. It's really good, and you get some great pill. Thank you, people will love that. Well I tell people all the time. when they have their mouths open. to listen to you guys 'cause it's so funny. It's the first thing I talk about, the podcast.

Do you get a lot of resistance from people? Are they like, (mumbles) "I hate that guy.". No, I have sharp instruments, there's no resistance. (everyone laughs). There's no resistance.