Conan & Sona Argue About Who Would Be A Better Lawyer | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey there welcome to con O'Brien needs a. friend joined by my fellow attorney son. of sessan hello. and wow that's how an attorney sounds. that was my attorney voice very good. hello yes okay objection just cost me no. oh that's a judge sustained okay no. overruled sir all right you got it no. one knows the law like you. Sona of course Matt gorley hello ladies. and gentlemen of the jury okay all right.

uhoh I object I object I'm a. caricature now I don't know much about. such City things but I know an honest. man when I see one well it's clear son. you don't know what a lawyer is and I. don't yeah um and you your only exposure. is through cartoons I guess that's most. things yeah maybe one children's. production of 12 Angry Men but who am I. to talk I've lived off of caric truths. for many years you be a good lawyer do I. yeah I this is a true story I had an.

uncle um who always wanted me to be a. lawyer because he was a lawyer and he. was always saying you'd be a great. lawyer and you should your mom's a. lawyer and my mom's a lawyer and so he. was saying you should be a lawyer all. the time and he would push me and then I. graduate college I start becoming a. comedy writer I'm actually starting to. have success at it and he would still. say you should be a lawyer and I would. think huh I'm actually this is doing. okay then I'm working on Saturday Night.

Live then I'm getting on camera a little. bit and he's still saying you should be. a lawyer and then I'm on The Simpsons. and I'd see him and he'd still bring it. up then I get the Late Night show and I. swear to God he called the head because. because he had uh they he had gone to. the same College as the head of NBC oh. so he suddenly didn't know him and they. were years apart but he suddenly got his. number and he called him and he said. what is all this about Conan doing this. late night show that guy should be a.

lawyer oh my God no he didn't he did he. did so I get a call from Bob Wright. who's like you know runs NBC for General. Electric and he was laughing he was like. this guy just got on the phone and. yelled at me and said Conan should be a. lawyer and I'm like yeah I know you. should have told him he should have been. a comedian yeah you should have a late. night show but uh but his argument was. you know you if you're a lawyer you have. you get to be your own director and your. own actor and your your own R and I was.

like no no no I trust me very few people. have laid show did he ever come around. uh I don't think so I think it was. always a mystery to him and to and to be. fair um you know I just came from people. that knew nothing about Show Business. and didn't care about show business so I. think uh it was it was just felt like. what the hell is he doing wow what is. this nonsense knock it off go to BC law. and be a lawyer and uh and and you know.

I'm sure there were some people out. there that would say that would have. been a better use of my time but yeah it. was just that was interesting did you. ever want to be a lawyer no no I always. thought like I just I'm sorry I. would have done a really great job you. have to you have to no you couldn't do. that why do you think you could be a. lawyer and I couldn't yeah I didn't say. I could be a lawyer I said that someone. else wanted me to be a lawyer you should. not be a lawyer I could be a lawyer you. wouldn't show up at the your client. would be sitting yes how how fiercely.

have I fought traffic tickets oh sure. that's just a small small glimpse I'll. give her that she's amazing and she used. to miss whole days at work because she. was in traffic court and she would admit. up front oh yeah no I was doing 95 miles. an hour in a children's parking lot in. an elementary school and they caught me. children's parking lot elementary school. parking lot whatever and and then and. then you'd be you'd go there and you'd.

say all this to the judge and. you'd get off I would win yes that's. what we need we need the W's and I would. bring the. W's the winds I'd be one of those. billboard lawyers and everybody would. like sweet James yeah like Jacob and. Ramy but here's the problem um I think. you're very motivated when you've. someone's done you wrong the man has. given you a ticket then that gets your. Armenian blood boiling okay Armenian.

because you are Armenian yeah okay let's. not get take that too far me Armenian. don't label me um but it does I've seen. you when you see red you go into this. this special mode where you have. superpowers I'm talking about you. represent someone else yeah and you're. supposed to be there at 8:00 in the. morning and have done all the. preparation but somebody took some. gummies and somebody kept the judge. waiting and someone when the judge said. M moess you're like get off my ass judge.

and shove that gabble where the sun. don't shine how's your Armenian blood. doing now it's really boiling right now. I think I would crush it out you you you. haven't seen me on jury duty do you know. how good I am at Jury dut totally. different totally. different I object out of order I object. you're out of order messian stop telling. people to shut up in the courtroom I had. notes I had mental notes for the people. who were the two lawyers I was like I. could do they're doing are you kiding.

know but then you'd have to go do it and. all I'm saying is that you're a free. spirit and once there's a task given to. you there's part of you that Rebels and. that's why you work with me I'm just. trying to think right now if I was in. serious legal trouble which of you two. I'd want to represent me. obviously well I'm taking taking his. Fame pointing to me oh first of all no. don't take my fame out of it I want to. be able to stand up and go ladies and. gentlemen uh I'll be representing the. defense of course you all know me from.

my 30 years experience you should be a. lawyer I thought you said you're not. famous in this scenario no I said I I. insist on being fam no no no you got to. before we uh examine the evidence let's. look at my 10th anniversary. special uh I'd like to change my I'd. like to do a deal jury yay this stuff. holds up yay the judge I find you guilty. of being. hilarious I changed my answer thank yeah.

thank you all right will fight for you. yes.