Conan's Fan Sent Him Horse Meat Chips | Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan

Hello, Nurimal. >> Wow, I just cannot believe. Hi, Sona. >> Hi. >> Hi, Conan. Nice to see you. Nice to see. you. >> Say hi to me first. >> Nice to see you. >> Always save the best for last, they say. >> Um, and then hi, Matt's here as well. >> Hi, Matt. I saw Matt, so I said hi. already. So, yeah, you know, there's no. reason for us to assume he wasn't. >> important. Um, I was. >> Nurimal. Welcome to our little podcast. It's nice.

to meet you. Am I saying your name. correctly? Nurjimal. >> Yes, it's Nurjimal. Yeah. >> Nurjimal. And And where are you coming. to us from? >> I'm calling from Al Mati, Kazakhstan. >> Wow. Kazakhstan. It says first. Yeah. I. think you're our first person that we're. talking to from Kazakhstan. And um. you're in you said you're in Almadi. Is. that right? >> Yes, it's Almadi. It's the south in the. south part of Kazakhstan. >> That's what I assumed. Um, >> it's the best city. >> Is it a really good city? Do you like it.

there? Have you lived there your whole. life? >> Yeah, I was born here. I was raised. here. And by the way, it's not uh the. first time we are talking with you, Conan. It's Yeah, we I think uh our. story goes back like seven years before. If I can. >> Wait, was I married to you? >> No. No. >> I I married some woman in Kazakhstan. I. remember. And it was very uh it was very. shortlived. Um and uh yeah, most of it's. been scrubbed from the internet. Uh. wait, so how do I we interacted? You.

said seven, eight years ago. What what. was this interaction? So, seven years. ago, um I was on my undergraduate. studies and I was super depressed and I. found one of your videos like when I got. this in YouTube hole and I was so in. love with the comedy and um and I saw. this video where you said that if you. send me snacks from the country, I will. come to this country and you know say. thank you in person. So, I believed. that. I was like, "Okay, I will collect.

all of the snacks that I know from K.". and I send it to you and then no nothing. and and I was like okay. >> oh we didn't did we wait a minute hold. on a second this is important to me you. sent us a bunch of I'm going to say. Kazakhstani. >> snacks. >> yeah that's and and you never heard back. from us I do not recall getting snacks. from Kazakhstan. you have some Kazakhstani snack wrappers. hanging out of your pockets right now. what's going on. >> Listen here's what happened when you did. that a lot of people from a lot of.

different countries sent us snacks. And so a lot of us in the office would. open them, save the letters, and then we. would eat the snacks. And um. >> and you didn't make me aware that I had. been I mean, the gift was to me. >> Can I say though, we did send all the. letters to Mike Sweeney, your. headwriter. So I passed along my. responsibility and now I'm I'm. >> And now you're passing along the buck. >> Now I'm passing the buck along. No, Mike, who was not here to speak for. himself. So. >> Namal, let me make it clear to you. I.

was unaware. But I would like to know. what were the snacks? What are some. snacks from Kazakhstan? What did I miss. out on? >> There were some chips with a taste of. horse meat. >> I know it sounds. >> Oh, Christ. >> I know. Like I love meat, but Well, hold. on. So, wait a minute. >> I can't believe horsemeat flavored chips. didn't make their way to me. Sona, I I remember that week you smelled. like horse. >> and you had all this horse chip crumbs.

around your mouth. >> You know what? I do remember this box. cuz they were very unique snacks and we. tried them just to see how they would. taste. They just tasted like chips if I. remember right. I mean, right. They're. not like. >> So, the horsemeat flavor didn't really. come through. >> No, I have never had horse, so maybe it. did, but I It just tasted like chips. I. couldn't send horse meat because, you. know, food regulations and stuff. So, I. >> I hate you know what the government I. hate when the government won't let us.

send shredded horse through the mail. >> Stay out of my horse meat. >> Exactly. Don't tread on me, horse meat. grabber. >> Um, okay. >> And I sent one of the fine chocolates of. Kazakhstan. By the way, I called the. office even though I was a broke. student. I was call calling the office. and uh had office manager on call and I. was asking if you like um had the chance. of tasting it and I don't remember what.

he said but I was making sure that you. would taste it. So. >> you know what makes me suspicious. >> than that. >> you said office manager. This is not you you're we are this this. is not like an Apple store. This is not. a professional. We're not a Staples. This is a very goofy place. So, anyone. who picked up the phone and said office. manager was probably just some random. idiot. >> Yeah, >> it may not have been someone who worked. here. >> I am Let's cut to the chase. I am sorry,

>> Narimal, that I did not um receive and. acknowledge your gift. That makes me. feel um sad. Not so sad that it I mean it's a sadness. that will be shortlived but um I'm sorry. that I didn't get your horse ships. >> cuz there is a continuation to that. story. >> Oh god. >> So I don't know it's. >> No, keep coming. Keep it going. Keep it. going. We need to hear I just feel badly. for what's coming. >> So um I'm like okay. He didn't respond.

to that. And then I had a graduation. ceremony and I thought okay I need to. invite him but I didn't have money cuz. you know I was a student and there was. only one thing that was uh precious to. me. It was a printer that was a gift. from my mom and I sold it and it was the. ex exactly the price of a letter uh to. send you cuz it was a FedEx and it was.

expensive. I. >> wait wait wait wait. You sold a printer. that that prints out, you know, emails, any kind, right? A real printer. >> A printer that copies and also scans and. also print. >> Wait a minute. You sold that and that's. how much it costs to send a letter from. Kazakhstan to Los Angeles. >> to It was like a how to say it's like in. 3 4 days. It was like a very fast. delivery. So it cost that much. >> Yeah. Was this Did you print your letter.

with this printer or was it handwritten? >> Yeah, of course. Before before I sold. it, I was like, "This is your last.". >> It's like the gift of the magi. It is. >> You know, uh I I I sold my hair to buy. you watch fob. >> The watch fob. And that's so funny. I. sold my watch fob to buy you this comb. >> Yeah. >> Um that's the trick ending. Sorry. It's. a Henry story that um no one cares about. anymore. But um and I'm thanks for the. help with the watch fob cuz you actually.

have a watch fob on you right now. Listen, >> so I helped you and you're going to. insult me. >> That's not an insult. >> That is an insult. >> That's not an insult. >> Well, it's a lie. >> It's a lie, but it's not an insult. >> I do have some pearl inlay combs on me, though. >> Wow. Um. >> Oh my god. >> Narimal, I can't believe this story. You. sold a printer, a expensive printer so. that you could get the money to FedEx. Sounds like almost overnight a letter to. me. Please tell me I responded to the.

letter. Please. >> You responded with a video on your. Instagram account and you made it like. just the day before my graduation and it. was crazy. I was like to be honest with. you, I was crying of happiness. This is. a uh. >> this makes me happy. Narimal, I'm not. I'm not kidding. I I'm I hate that you. went through all this and I'm so happy. that you got. >> that I responded. We have we have a lot. of.

>> as you can imagine it's a little chaotic. here and there's a lot of people um in. Kazakhstan sending me uh chips uh and. selling printers to to send me their. their wigs so that I can get them a. watch fob. Um how long ago? Sorry, just. so I know who your assistant was. How. long ago was that uh letter that you. sent? I sent in 2019. >> Oh, >> you were done by then? >> No, I was still yours. >> Hey, we have it on record that she. accomplished something.

>> Okay. >> Yay. Cut your footage of cheering crowds. from the 1920s. Um, no. Good job. You. listen, Sona. All joking aside, Sona is. a great assistant and she did. >> take care of the important stuff. You. really did. I did. And if someone and so. the fact that um I mean we joke around a. lot and some of it's based in truth and. a lot of it's based in truth but you. >> it's mostly based in truth. It's all. true. But you.