Conan’s Fan Chose “Late Night” Over Mass | Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan
Henry welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a. fan hello there everybody what's the. crack ah what's the crack what's the. crack what's the crack I've never heard. that that's sort of uh correct me if I'm. wrong Henry but what's the crack means. what's the Scuttle butt what are you. guys talking about what's the gossip the. hot gas is that right exactly what's the. Scuttle book that's exactly what we mean. yeah yeah. and scuttlebutt is an ancient Greek term. Henry your name is Henry what's your. last name Henry Henry Duhan and where. are you coming to us from I'm calling.
from koti Donegal in the northwest of. Ireland oh God bless you sir God bless. you it's nice to talk to you tell me. tell me a little bit about I'm just I'm. fascinated you've probably heard me talk. about this my people have been in the. United States for over 100 years but I. am still genetically 100 Irish. uh which is disgusting if you really get. into it. now tell me Henry I think to myself all. the time there are people in Ireland who.
are a quarter Spanish or half French or. they've got some belt what about you. what's your story well as you can see I. am probably I'm as pale as yourself. um as uh I think Bill Hicks once said we. uh we have like people in America have a. little bit tan skin and white teeth we. have tan teeth and white skin here. so God Bless yeah yeah I I'm I'm pretty. much my I think I'm 100 Irish like. yourself and I think you're probably one. of her you're you're our best guy oh I.
don't know about I I don't know I think. it's a uh it's a it's a terrible burden. to bear to be 100 Irish uh do you have. crazy nightmares I do I feel like I'm. somewhat insane do you find that it's a. burden being 100 Irish ah do you know. what it could be worse things In. fairness you know it's uh you know you. know we've got we're lucky enough to. have a lot of whiskey to try and throw. in them Sorrows are you suggesting. there's like a form of Irish nightmare. that's distinct only to the Irish yeah. yeah exactly huh yeah the bar is always.
closed. um yeah yeah but you bring up a good. point Henry there are many worse things. I can't think of any at the time but uh. I'm sure there are and I and I like your. attitude you have a very positive. attitude Henry well I'm very very. positive today usually. usually I'm a very cynical and uh. annoyed person but today I'm on cloud. nine today speaking with yourselves oh. that's so nice Henry do you uh have you. been listening to the podcast or are you.
a fan oh here look at this see this. thing behind me there yeah that is their. original Nick Littleton daily Stockman. costume from your show that's a sketch. we did many years ago Martin did it was. a very funny sketch yeah you bought that. my wife bought it for me yeah so when. you uh we're finishing up with late. night I believe you could have uh. auctioned off a lot of uh I don't think. I did by the way I don't think I did I. think you have that I think someone was.
selling at NBC but it was not me so. I'm glad your wife got it and I'm glad. that it went to a real fan but no yeah. well I'm very sorry yeah I'm bloody hell. it costs are pretty penny as well for. something that's been in the attic for. half for about 10 years oh man yeah I. I'm I really want to investigate this. now because someone at NBC way back in. 2009 said well Conan's leaving let's uh. let's sell all of his stuff and keep and. keep the money and I have some ideas as.
to who it might have been do you know. what the worst thing is she also spent. uh she bought me a night with Andy. Richter as well for some reason as well. oh trust me you will not regret it you. will not regret it I've never been held. more tenderly in my entire life Henry. than my night with Andy Richter he looks. very completely no I I was gonna say no. I'm uh one of your OG fans I believe. from back in the back oh did you well. you're a young lad you must have did you. grow up watching The Late Night show so. in Ireland here we don't have uh an NBC.
the same as yourselves there so so full. disclosure the way it came to scroll for. you was uh back then I used to watch. some satellite TV yeah and my brother. emigrated to America and he didn't pay. the satellite bill so we had no other. channels to watch but MSNBC or something. from Germany yeah so I discovered the. show from that oh that's right they. re-ran us for a while on MSNBC I think. so one of those one of those I had the. choice of watching yourself or going to. Mass on Saturday nights.
that's a Crossroads for him that is a. dirty cross you know what I love Henry I. love that you basically just said I as a. teenager I watched you because I had. little to no choice that's like well. that's a tragedy where you gotta choose. to go between the island with the. monsters and the whirlpool ones it's. really yeah but I will say I will say. Henry I don't care how I get fans. um the fact that they were the fact that. you basically were forced to watch uh.
that works for me too as long as you we. got you in the tent I'm happy I know. Upstate you know what I could have. couldn't have been a better default fan. than the corner Brian fan it was. fantastic.
