Conan’s Fan Challenges Him To Try Rock Climbing | Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan
you're living in in Thailand and uh what. what do you do for fun I know that you. work with the United Nations but what do. you do to relax for recreation I. like to indoor rock climbing oh rock. climbing have you tried no I have not. tried uh the only rock climbing I've. ever done in my life was to escape. danger uh. you know in the Y if something if I saw. something menacing like a a pigeon that. looked. um like it had a disease I I quickly.
scrambled up some rocks to get away but. no the idea of going to a gym and doing. rock climbing really frightens me no. it's really. well wait a minute are you being do you. Whitney do you really think I'd be a. good rock climber honestly no. [Laughter]. well now now I'm well now my feelings. are hurt so I'm gonna take the opposite. opinion and say I think I'd be a great. rock climber good reach I'm sure well.
well witness explain why you think. honestly I would have trouble as a rock. climber explain well I don't know how. how good you would be with like. coronation like. movement and stuff but your height would. be really uh would add it to Advantage. because you were tall you were like six. four yeah so you can reach up really. high like for me I'm a five four right. so some uh some movement that's for the. next move next Hole uh it's really far.
for me I would have an advantage in my. reach but you're saying Mike you think I. would have what makes you think I would. have bad coordination I don't know it's. just the way you talk about yourself in. the show well I suppose I'm maybe honest. about yes I have some challenges some. physical challenges let me ask you. something. um do you need a body strength to climb. is that required she's right. yes because I I think that would be a.
problem for me because that's the. problem well where would I eat where do. I need the strength which part of my. body needs the strength in order to. climb well the total body oh no that's. not good the total body isn't there just. one area that could do all the work. fingertips yeah. wrong Fingers um so that's not the only.
thing though your legs and your your. upper body would be no I don't have. enough body I have I have I'm all leg. and no upper body imagine some long long. uh skinny legs and then a head. um and nothing in between that's what I. am and then two little noodle arms then. you can try like a jumping. there's some you have to jump from one. hole to the next hole oh you leap that. you use it yeah it seems to me that you.
would you introduce the idea that you. like rock climbing and you'd like to see. me try rock climbing but I think you. just want to see me try rock climbing. because you think I'm gonna look foolish. yep. is that correct yeah correct well that's. not. terrible. that's terrible. Whitney that's terrible everyone can. climb everyone can climb trust me.
yeah you're yeah she's inviting a bunch. of people to no she's saying everyone. can climb oh okay yeah that's what she's. saying but uh but I think what you. really mean is everyone can come and. watch Conan make a fool of himself. that's what you're really saying now do. you think. um that I you could help me become a. better climber well. I have to see you come first you see if. you have a chance oh. I don't know.
this is incredible let's see if you have. a chance have a chance we'll listen. do I if I don't make it. I think you need to put a diseased. pigeon at the bottom I don't know. you know here's here's the thing Whitney. um you're you're just a really loving I. mean you seem joyous at the idea of me. falling and getting hurt that's giving. you no end of pleasure right now now let.
me ask you something how far would I. fall is there anything that would is. there a special safety line that I'd be. attached to so I wouldn't fall well. Odessa. type of climbing one is a road Plumbing. which you will be attached to the rope. and there's a belayer at the bottom and. then below you so it is easier than the. bordering the bordering means that you. only have a mat underneath you oh so. bouldering there's no rope and if I fall.
I land on a mat how thick is the mat but. it's me. poorly but but how thick is the if I. fall how thick is the mat it's about. oh less than a food okay no I need like. seven of those and then I need some. marshmallow fluff pour it onto it then. you then you wouldn't have to come if. you need something that's exactly. exactly I'm gonna pile seven mats up. walk up to the perch and then just lay.
down and go to sleep.
