Conan’s Chaotic Podcast Intro | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey little girl is your daddy home need. to go and leave you all alone we have. a I'm good to you did he buy you we're. waiting on you yeah I'm working this out. I'm trying to get into the rehearsal you. think what I do is easy you think I just. open my mouth and babble like a baboom. no the oh my god when you die they. should give your brain to research here. we. go I think research should take my brain. long before I die it's not helping me.

out any look this was all good stuff and. we didn't record it cuz recording we are. recording we got this keep this in for. the uh when this is all in this is all. in yeah listen we were getting ready to. record an episode of going Bri needs a. friend but I started babbling and I was. doing some kind of song here girl is day. at home need to go did I was I doing. that you were yeah yeah I don't know if. we can clear that do we have to clear it. or is that not matter on the podcast. your version of it is so far removed. from home go leave you all alone yeah.

mine is sort of like a ho down. Springsteen mhm yeah it's weird now that. you said it we probably can't clear it I. I don't think you can I don't think you. can just saying fine let's start again. no you can't I'm telling you under eight. seconds we're fine you just described my. wedding night oh Bo yay the funniest. joke in the world was just told by Conan. O'Brien and now it's a song now it's a. song and now it's a. rap.

okay let's stop that beatboxing is the. best right was that what that was that. was his no that was me having I thought. there was a Le cloth dryer somewhere. that was anaphylactic shock that was not. many times I've had an adverse reaction. uh to like a peanut butter that I was. supposed to eat and I start. going and people gather around me and. start rapping is that what that well. what what is what would it sound like if. you tried to beat. box oh so the exact same thing okay yeah.

I like to do little it sounds and looks. like you're on an iron lung when you do. that but a a high-end iron lung oh for. sure yeah for sure yeah when I had an. when I had an iron lung as a child it. was the Cadillac of iron lungs it was a. really good one does anyone even know. what an iron lung is anymore that we're. talking to we have we have such a. youngan respirator right yeah it was a. giant box they put you in that helped. you breathe back long before there was a. real respirator but it looked like you. were encased in a giant I don't know it. looked like an old boiler there's one in.

the big Labowski oh okay there you go. well then people do know what it is. because everyone people know what the. big Labowski is anymore I don't know. we've got to make sure our references. are cool cool and up to date that's what. we have to make sure people know the big. Labowski that's how that's what I. learned when I learned what a White. Russian was yeah like how it's okay how. it's made it's made with kala it's made. with Kua and then you met your husband. yeah what what huh a White Russian what. oh oh my God he is Russian and he's he's.

a Soviet he's not a Russian what's the. difference yeah really what do you mean. what's the difference that the Soviet. Union was a lot of different countries. and so people from like you know mova. aren't Russian they're Soviets I. understand that does he consider himself. by the way this intro is all over the. map we're beatboxing we're talking about. the breakup of the former Soviet Union. iron lungs iron lungs this is a mess of. an intro and I love it yeah it's good. this is uh the Jackson poock of podcast.

intros it's just a bunch of splatter on. a canvas did you even start the podcast. did you say what the podcast was oh if. people are listening to this and don't. know what it is them well they've. also serious and you did they downloaded. and my face is on it and if someone's. going what is this Conan hasn't. properly prepared me for what I'm about. to hear now we're talking here he goes. this is what I've been trying to get you. to be first of all what is.

Conan is he that that scallywag that. replaced Hamin in 93 cuz I won't have it. second of all what's a. podcast where's Walter. kronite I'm upset where's my photograph. needle well this is Con Brian moment the. con B needs a fan blah blah. blah Jesus great I love this this the. way all the intros should.

or stuff I just want to know how that. guy even found the podcast I mean I. don't get it okay no no it's like one of. his grandchildren got into his stuts. Bearcat and and they just had Bluetooth. put in it and he was like he got it to. the front and turned the crank and fired. it up and he got in and he heard me. babbling about iron lungs oh I remember. having one of those as a child they have. a stuts bearcat with Bluetooth yeah oh. I'm saying his grandson put it in his. grandson installed it yeah okay and he's. like what is this tooth of blue whose.

voice am I hearing what an irritable. woman she is papa papa grandpaa that's. Conan this is a podcast for listening. to well I'll take you for a ride because. it's Sunday and that is our tradition. but listening to this man is just. terrible if he is indeed a. man hug chuga hug now remember you'll. get a lot of inherited wealth and then. you'll go to the ivy cool I declare yes.

grandfather oh here he. is a hard right turn kid falls. out oh no don't worry there are seven. more of those back at the. estate good thing we real. breeders anyway uh if you can decipher. this intro good luck to you cuz I sure. can't what a what a bag of mush that was. and yet indicative of the quality of. this podcast overall yes exactly we've.

caught lightning in a bottle a man. freestyling with his two Chums who add. up to 8% I'm telling you with the three. of us well that's a lot when you think. about generous that is generous no I no. but gorley is a solid six oh I'm only 2%. of it I think in the state of this intro. this is a compliment meaning we're not. contributing to this absolute hor. you know what I. mean when the episodes are good you guys. are contributing like 70% uhhuh yeah uh.

all right well we should get going and. again uh very interested for fans to. diagram what just happened in this intro. charts flowcharts diagrams oh yeah and. also things where you have photographs. and there's yarn connecting them when. you're looking for a serial killer yeah. do that with this intro cuz good Lord I. don't know what. happened.